Lynne Spears’ book coming in September

The Superficial / June 12, 2008

Lynne Spears’ parenting memoir “Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” is officially set to release in September. A spokesperson for the publisher confirmed the news to People:

“When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold,” says a spokesman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. “Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother’s eyes.”

“Through the Storm” is catchy but it lacks zazz. Here are some alternative titles that, I think, will have Lynne’s book flying off shelves:

“What Do You Mean You’re Pregnant?: A Mother’s Struggle to Overcome Struggling”

“Have You Seen My Daugther’s Vagina?: One Woman’s Journey Through Womanjourneyhood”

“Where’s Mommy’s Taste? Raising Your Child Star Right in a Godless World.”

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