When I wrote a post yesterday about Page Six columnist Lydia Hearst making out with Aubrey O’Day, I figured, “Hey, here’s a chick I’ll never write about again for the rest of my life.” But then Lydia launched the new Myla lingerie ad campaign (above) and hosted National Underwear Day in New York last night. Wait, National Underwear Day? Now they’re just making shit up. Our forefathers fought to make this a free nation, and I specifically recall that applying to the hanging state of my testicles. No, really, It was in the original version of the Constitution, not the compromised second draft.
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#49 get a clue, because the world doesn’t revolve around you ok. I wasn’t the only one to use the word “ugly” either. Read everyone elses posts and you’ll see what I mean. How did I know you were a woman? Makes perfect sense to me. I don’t care how you put it you were still judging this woman in a negative way point blank. Saying her features are oddly proportioned is not factual at all,it is a stinking opinion. It’s just like an azzhole, and everyone has one. Im glad to know that you are confident enough a woman to compliment another woman. I can literally say without sarcasm that that’s good for you, but who but God is to say that one’s features are oddly proportioned? HE MADE EVERYONE’S FEATURES, get over yourself. Maybe you are an attractive person, but would you honestly want people commenting on your look in this way? I tell you what’s wrong with me…Im more into godly things rather than earthly things such as looks, social status, and life style. Im perfectly normal in other words. My original post went out to everyone who posted on here in general, and so I wasn’t singling you out. I said you were insecure in my response post, because you were judging this woman as if anyone is perfect in the looks department. I sure hope you have the perfect percentage of body fat to muscle composition, because you sure seem to know what a perfect woman should look like. BTW… that doesn’t exist.
I wonder if this is what her mother dreamed about while she was held hostage by the SLA.
That’s a donkey punch candidate if I’ve ever seen one…
She would be a good Daisy Buchanan in a Great Gatsby film. She has a vintage 20′s kind of creepy beauty, all moths and moonlight and mint juleps.
anyone who has a comment longer than a couple lines has way too much time on their hands. also anyone who is having a cyber fight on this thing needs to shut the hell up. good lord.
you guys sure fight a lot. we make fun of people here. that’s why it’s called “the superficial.” end of discussion.
moving right along…
aren’t boobs supposed to go IN the bra? (first pic)
She looks like an insect, with her mother’s lantern jawline. Nice six-head, Lid-ia.
cannot believe you people are haten on this beautiful girl. You are all just sad.
click my name post above
I went to high school with this girl. I never thought she was all that attractive and still don’t, but hey, good for her for making some money. I would expect more from her than designing lingerie with the kind of education she was able to afford.
You have got to be kiddin me. Are all of you people a bunch of TURD BURGLARZ. This chick is F@#$ Hot as Ballz.
That is an insanely long torso.
As long as she lays down on the bed, NO ONE WILL BE “HURT”!!
#15. EXACTLY. Retards isn’t it plainly obvious that this skank is an aquired taste. Some women are a type that the majority will find attractive, but this woman with her fair skin, facial features, and very elongated body is not a woman that every guy would find attractive. I could picture her married to Marilyn Manson. The fact is their is a science to beauty, it’s all balance and proportion. Her body and face are not proportionate and she will start to age horribly if she doesn’t start working out a little, she is thin, but not remotely toned, this ghastly palor ain’t helping. She has the modern day twiggy look and not every guy wanted to bone twiggy.
Bar Rafielli and Sophie Monk trump this weird looking woman so right here on this website there are better looking celebs. Her looks simply do not appeal to everyone, she looks like she stepped out of a Tim Burton movie and not everyone wants to nail that shit.
Plus she’s an heiress and you all know what that means.
Pass,
You know dick about modeling and about beauty. It’s NOT! all about balance and proportion. GFC you people are all a bunch of inbreed retards what you all think you know is correct is actually 100% wrong. dipshits the whole lot of you.
@#64: THANK YOU. “Acquired taste” is exactly fucking right.
#65 – You actually think people on here care…LOL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guhhhhh…. I LOVE this chick.
#64 is right, she’s an acquire taste. But one that I’ve acquired.
It’s all good people, we all have different taste, some appreciate her looks some don’t. There has been plenty of scientific studies of beauty and it has shown the importance of proportion, but beauty is like art it can’t fully be explained. The fashion industry has it’s own vision of beauty, Hollywood does too, so does the adult film industry, men’s magazines, the dance world (where a toned body is valued), different cultures have visions of beauty, the list goes on. The fact reamins this woman is different looking and to some that’s not appealing.
While I like elegant classic beauty like that of Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly today we know the importance of fitness and someone who looks like they have no interest in being healthy (no fat is fine, tone and strength is important). Looking anemic, like you have oesteroperosis and a vitamin D deficiency is not HOT to some people.
Also unique features, a very large rounded forehead and extremely long torso is something that some will love and others will dislike. It doesn’t mean they have no class or can’t appreciate refined beauty. If she had a more balanced face and features, a smaller forehead, shorter torso and a little color and health, better posture and a little more strength to her physique she would be lovely like oh say Claudia Schiffer or Daniele Pestova so it’s not about not appreciating beauty it’s that certain extreme looks are less universally accepted as beautiful which to some makes them fantastic and special and to others makes them bizarre and unappealing.
I agree with Zane?
#70 – All I got out of that is that she’s a funny looking bitch.
Too much of torso means too short legs.
Okay fine people. I will let by gones be by gones. Sometimes at work I do have too much time on my hands. I work in an office. What was I thinking anyway. Im not the one to judge any of you. My apologies.
this woman looks very hot and special to me …
she has such a beautiful waist which makes her look so curvy and so special… i would love to put my hands around her waist …
i like her smile and i really love her body