Lydia Hearst is lingerie-ery

August 6th, 2008 // 75 Comments

When I wrote a post yesterday about Page Six columnist Lydia Hearst making out with Aubrey O’Day, I figured, “Hey, here’s a chick I’ll never write about again for the rest of my life.” But then Lydia launched the new Myla lingerie ad campaign (above) and hosted National Underwear Day in New York last night. Wait, National Underwear Day? Now they’re just making shit up. Our forefathers fought to make this a free nation, and I specifically recall that applying to the hanging state of my testicles. No, really, It was in the original version of the Constitution, not the compromised second draft.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que googling.

  2. playa

    2nd?

    I’d hit fanta pants

  3. Sergio

    Yucky!!! She’s ugly

  4. TOOL

    boo yahhh

  5. JC

    Is this an ad for the positive side effects of meth.. or is this just the consequence of thinking you look good?

  6. typical superficial loser

    She’s ugly, fat and has a weird manly face.

  7. literarycritic

    In pic 6, the retoucher forgot to airbrush her reflection!! She’s clearly one of those skinny-fat chicks who are stick-thin and yet have no tone whatsoever. Ribs showing, yet the stomach’s hanging out over the panties. WTF.

  8. Homer Erectus

    She looks like a prepubescent boy.

  9. Chris

    Cindy Crawford topless is a legit celeb-world story. The semi-nudity of D-listers isn’t (Nereida Gallardo, Paz Vega, this chick).

  10. You could stack a pack of peanut M&Ms in her cavernous belly button.

  11. literarycritic

    @#10: LOL

  12. jumpin_J

    No question the shots for the ads are terrible but she looks damn fine on the runway / carpet shots. Too bad a chick that hot has to write for Page Six. Guess she uses her assets to get the scoop. Oh did I say assets like a pun? Crap.

  13. Jimmy

    Huge forehead.

    Paris wannabe.

  14. Ted Mosby

    Pasty Delight!

  15. literarycritic

    @#13: I think it only looks that way because her facial features are all crammed into the bottom 1/3 of her skull.

  16. Sheva

    fuck the homos, chick is slamin.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with homos. Just we don’t need them criticizing what they don’t like.

  17. granada

    Thanks Fish, for posting those pics of her yesterday…because she looks NOTHING like this in real, candid, live shots. However, her dress is stunning.

  18. JT

    Trannylicious

  19. sierra

    I love that dress.

  20. Robin

    Holy-digital-nip-tuck-and-airbrush Batman!

  21. #16 – I’m sorry… should we call you Mr. Sheva?

  22. ed.

    “chick is slamin” her trannycock up my ass.

    *fixed*

  23. penacka

    Seems like she really wants to be taken seriously as a journalist….

  24. At first I didn’t get why people on this website would dog an attractive woman other than it’s the superficial website, but now I see it’s just jealousy. Women on here especially, and men with mediocre girls or no girl are jealous that they can’t be apart of this kind of beauty. Even after all the bad comments said about black women; I can honestly say that this is a pretty woman who has a nice figure. Now I get it so no reason to get butt hurt about any of these ironically negative comments.

  25. rough daddy

    id like to pump that with some rough yogurt, isnt that the chick from yesterday doing the lezbo show?

  26. der duh doye

    Wow, #24, I don’t think anybody’s EVER suggested that before!!!

  27. Sheva

    Rich Port, you don’t have to call me Mr. Sheva is just fine.
    Now airbrush or not, I’m not taking back one word. She looks damn good.

    She’s also in today’s New York Post kissing some other chick. But I digress…

    Okay but to your tranny porn loving commenters. Fucking homos puke at the smell of a nice moist babe ready to go. But think we care what they think about chicks.

    Get the fuck off and stay off.

  28. costamar

    You could land a plane full of lezbos on her forehead.

  29. costamar

    You could land a plane full of lezbos on her forehead.

  30. Scott

    Yay! I’m the first to point out the subtle “Big Lebowski” reference! (‘compromised second draft’)

    I find it hilarious that people who would never have a shot at a woman this attractive can sit here and eviscerate her based on small flaws. You know who you are, and you’re all idiots.

  31. sla

    She looks too made up, too retouched and too plastic. Does anyone see any personality coming through? She looks like a mannequin.

    Everything, from the lingerie to her perfect photoshopped tummy, just looks so… predictable. Blah.

  32. Dr. Phil

    Sheva, just come out already. All the anger and obsession about “homos” will go away, and you’ll feel much better (possibly a little sore, but an inflatable donut will help).

  33. literarycritic

    @#24 & #30: Apparently you never considered that your standards of beauty are not, in fact, universally accepted.

    Allow me to explain what I mean.

    The girl in these photos:

    a) has been airbrushed into oblivion in the lingerie shots;

    b) is almost frighteningly thin, with full ribcage and sternum showing through her skin;

    c) has an objectively oddly-proportioned face, however attractive its individual features may be.

    These are all FACTS.

    Not everyone is jealous of people who look like things you personally consider attractive/beautiful. Some people — I’m one — are turned off by airbrushing, repulsed by the sight of women so thin they look like starving African children, &/or oddly-proportioned or unusual faces.

    Can’t believe that someone has to spell this out for you, but rantings like “You’re just jealous!!!111!!” and “You rag on her because you’re losers who’ll never get a woman this attractive in real life!” are so incredibly ironic. YOU’RE the ones who are so insecure about a difference of opinion that you have to assign negative personal characteristics to strangers who don’t share your definition of attractiveness.

  34. Silvia

    Oh Shit, this is all we need – Another Paris Hilton!

  35. Professional Photographer

    These pictures would have more impact if she were photographed in her coffin.

  36. sara

    longest. torso. ever.

  37. Nathiest

    She is one of the worlds most sought after model. Everyone wants shoot her for adds and magazine covers and for high fashion art.

    You people that call her ugly no nothing about beauty and the world of fashion. You fucking inbreed assholes should all just go chock on your daddys dick.

  38. CJ

    Tastefully done and over the top sexy…..surely no one can find fault in this!

  39. Zane

    “She is one of the worlds most sought after model. Everyone wants shoot her for adds and magazine covers and for high fashion art.

    You people that call her ugly no nothing about beauty and the world of fashion. You fucking inbreed assholes should all just go chock on your daddys dick.”

    Gay men pick the fashion models. That, plus your last sentence (one of your flashbacks), says it all.

  40. Nathiest

    Really “ZANE” you’re calling me gay “ZANE”?

    shut up you little bitch.

  41. @26 if that’s a good thing then thanks. @ 33 ok I don’t believe that everyone is going to be attracted to the same thing, and realize that just about every woman in hollywood these days gets photoshopped. BUT! in no way, shape, or form is this woman unattractive or even remotely fat. WTF does the fat on this girl’s body reside? Seriously Im confused. She has a pretty face, beautiful eyes, and a fairly thin body Im sure. Even if she were over weight she’d be pretty. This is coming from a black woman, and believe me black women to the world are not even considered that attractive. I don’t know why, but my point is it clear to me that she is attractive. Didn’t anyone see her in the non photoshopped pic from earlier this week?

  42. tp

    FAT ASS!!!!!!!!

  43. #33 shame on you. Any person that has to say something negative about another person’s outer appearance for personal gain is definately the insecure one. It takes a woman with confidence to compliment another woman, because many women are too catty to admit another woman is beautiful. Point blank, the woman is not ugly nor is she fat.

  44. dogonabone

    She has the face of a RODENT …. can’t even look at the body with that rat face staring at me.

  45. cranky

    I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.

  46. somuchbetter

    I’m sorry but the majority of everyone that has commented on here is simply jealous. I’d love to be half as beautiful as her. Yes, she has a long torso and she may not define your image of beauty, but I think she’s beautiful. They don’t just pick random people to be *lingerie models*.

  47. Ok lets try a different aproach. Rather than me disagree with you all’s personal opinions I have a question instead. What women do the men currently on this thread consider attractive?

  48. Zane

    lmao@”Really “ZANE” you’re calling me gay “ZANE”?”

    …from somebody with a lisp-name: “Nathiest”

  49. literarycritic

    @#41&43: You said this:

    “BUT! in no way, shape, or form is this woman unattractive or even remotely fat. WTF does the fat on this girl’s body reside? Seriously Im confused. She has a pretty face, beautiful eyes, and a fairly thin body Im sure.”

    And this:

    “Point blank, the woman is not ugly nor is she fat.”

    You didn’t even read my comments, did you?

    In my first comment I said that this girl is “skinny-fat,” by which I mean that she is very skinny but lacks muscle tone (i.e., has a high percentage of body fat relative to her size, EVEN THOUGH she is skinny). I even added the bit about muscle tone in the original comment, if you had read past the word “fat,” which apparently you didn’t.

    In my second comment I said REPEATEDLY that she is frighteningly thin. I also said REPEATEDLY that her features, while individually attractive, are oddly proportioned. The only one using the word “ugly” is YOU. What is wrong with you? Learn to read before you shoot your mouth off at someone about shit they didn’t say.

    You also said this:

    “Any person that has to say something negative about another person’s outer appearance for personal gain is definately the insecure one.”

    What in the world would I have to “personally gain” from saying anything negative about this girl’s appearance? Absolutely nothing. All I’m doing is saying something about her appearance that you personally don’t agree with, which YOU can’t deal with, which apparently makes ME jealous and insecure. Hmm.

    “It takes a woman with confidence to compliment another woman, because many women are too catty to admit another woman is beautiful.”

    Take a look at yesterday’s post about Paz Vega. I said that I was jealous of her good looks and her body, but that I could admit it, appreciate it, and move on. This girl, however, I simply do not find attractive. PERIOD. Your opinion is not objective fact, and if you have an issue with that, I suggest you deal with it.

  50. blah

    shes so pretty and classy…hope shes bi!!

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