has a pretty obvious blind item today:
Which hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night…
I’m not going to name any names because that would be too shocking, but, hey, isn’t that a picture of Lindsay Lohan? And isn’t she wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? And wasn’t she in Vegas the other night? How completely fascinating and totally unrelated.
Photos: X17
hmm….does she have her ears double pierced? Or do they just look like that in the picture??
First and fore most I feel bad for her soul. And secondly, an addiction takes much longer than a month to recover from(people never fully recover). It took me a very long time to allow myself to go out again after I had a gotten a handle on my recover(by the way it has been over 2 years and two months for me) . If she was really trying to get help for her disease than we would not see her for quite a long time. She is tried this rehab thing to save face, but it looks like it is not working.
wow that ankle bracelet really makes her legs look fat. maybe she should ditch it and just go back to drinking.
she’s crazy and the scariest child i’ve ever come across in my life.
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OMG 49 you are like so hilarious!
Am I the only one who’s super pissed that Page Six would break a big story like this, but won’t actually tell us who the celebrity is!!! What a bunch of fucking assholes to leave us wondering like that – jerks!
What the hell kind of ankle monitor is that she is “choosing to wear”? It looks like she velcroed some headphones to her calf.
Frist!
Frist!
Oh my god, she workin’ that thing like its a fuckin fashion accessory. Next thing you know we’ll be seeing it on the runways.
She’s already retarded…can you imagine seeing her e-tarded?
#27 google 5htp
What I hate is how my nine year old daughter idolizes this freak. Why, just today she was wandering around the house with a pair of headphones duct-taped to her ankle offering to blow me for a hit of X…
When wuill the runaway train known as Lindsay Lohan crash and burn?
Note to Linds…
DO NOT wear cut-offs if you have chunky thighs as they will just bunch up into your crotch area.
That girl got headfones on her leg?
That shitz hot right there,Like tha sticker on my New_Era only on some next level kind of tip.
god she is an ugly ugly joke. not just a ‘haha’ joke but a hysterically unbelievable one. Most people who wear an alcohol monitor wear them on their arms and they are smaller and concealed. Unless she is too poor for a post-80′s device, why would someone be PROUD of having zero self control? “hey guyss i am fuccckkked up!!! hehehe!!”
poor mentally challenged thing.
ps- i heard she actually goes on this site and reads these things. LINDSAY I LOVE YOU!!!! if i printed this off, could you sign it?
next the bitch will be
zleep walking
down to the hood trying
to zcore zome coke
for that needy noze of herz..
zhez another one who will
be dead before zhez
30, if we’re lucky??????
Kelli, please stop with the 2nd grade poetry slam. You’re beyond lame.
Dead within a year. I’d bet $1000 in Vegas on it. Her life sucks ass and what opportunities she had have been wasted. You can’t market a multi-rehab drunk junkie even if she stays clean. Forget it.
fucking crackhead twat
#70 Kelli passed “beyond lame” years ago and is rapidly approaching “I’m-really-brain-dead-so-mercy-kill-me.”
how is this news? isn’t this an everyday occurance?
here kelli, take this gun and please blow your brains out. the world will thank you.
You guys are so mean have a little faith in the girl if she goes to rehab she’s a bad/fake person, if she doesn’t than everyone says she should be in rehab. Just give her time to do well or fail, then make judgements!
she’ll be fine
no need to worry
just get a grip
[as they say]
…we’d like to thank the academy
…and ourselves
…and that’s about it
U fuckerz can rezt
azzured that I will never
kill myzelf..no f’n
way..I like gunz to much
to uze them on myzelf
bich fuckz..
I looked up those alcohol monitoring bracelets, and you need to be within 30 feet of a modem at least once a day. How was she able to do that in vegas? Just casue she was wearing the bracelet doesn’t mean it was able to function!!!
Do we really have nothing better to do?
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what do you expect will happen when you are forced to attend a club right after rehab? She went to rehab because she knew she had an addiction. Give the girl a fucking break. Before promises she had a deal with pure and because of the unwanted attention we give this girl, she had to go, right after recovery. come on …
Loser! Typical spoiled little rich girl- what will she be like if she lives to 30?
wow. i didnt know lindsay knew my dad. i mean how else would she have made a pair of his jeans into cutoffs.
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