L*****y L***n looking for Ecstasy

Superficial / July 18, 2007

has a pretty obvious blind item today:

Which hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night…

I’m not going to name any names because that would be too shocking, but, hey, isn’t that a picture of Lindsay Lohan? And isn’t she wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? And wasn’t she in Vegas the other night? How completely fascinating and totally unrelated.

Photos: X17