Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend Hung Herself

March 17th, 2014 // 53 Comments

According to TMZ, Mick Jagger‘s longtime girlfriend fashion designer L’Wren Scott was found hanging inside her apartment today. Even more surprising, police don’t suspect foul play despite the fact The Joker’s killed Mick Jagger’s girlfriend before. Remember when he stole Jerry Hall from Jack Palance and was all like, “Okay, so you’re an art thing, but now I’m bored and want to bang Kim Basinger,” and Batman’s like, “Uh, nope, I totally got her drunk and hit that shit first?” It’s all right here in this YouTube clip:

For those of you reading at home, yes, I just turned a woman’s tragic suicide into an overly elaborate Batman joke, and, no, I don’t know what’s wrong with me either.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Jake

    It’s hanged, not hung.

    • “hanged” and “hung” are both proper usage for past tense of the verb “hang”.

      conjugating like a mofo.

      • Lame

        Wrong. “Hanged” is the proper use when referring to a person who was strung up. I’m shocked that this titty site is frequented and authored by semiliterate morons. Really I am.

      • Don’t get hanged up on the details.

      • It’s a very important distinction though. When you say “He was hanged,” people know he was killed by hanging. If you say “He was hung,” people will think “He was hung like a horse.”

        It’s probably less important in this article, because we’re talking about a woman…

      • PtC

        Hung never was and never will be the correct word for this situation. More people need to pick up a dictionary once in awhile.

      • Wrong. “Hanged” in reference to a person as opposed to “hung” for an object is a stylistic device, not a question of correct grammar. Insisting on one or the other is not only pedantic, it’s just not correct.

      • rican

        Well, looking at her face, I thought the headline meant that she too had a long penis.

    • The Dude

      This entirely changes the story for me. Thanks.

    • Merriam Webster

      For both transitive and intransitive senses 1b the past and past participle hung, as well as hanged, is standard. Hanged is most appropriate for official executions but hung is also used . Hung is more appropriate for less formal hangings

    • From the movie History of the World, Part 1.
      Empress Nympho: What will happen to those 2 rogues when the are caught?
      Her Assistant: If they’re captured, they’re hung.
      Empress Nympho: Not necessarily, tee hee.

      Clearly, Empress Nympho was thinking they were going to be “hanged” since comedy depends are grammatical accuracy

  2. She couldn’t get no satisfaction either. RIP Ms. Scott.

  3. Inner Retard

    The media would like us to believe the rich are different. Better. More worthy. Truth is they are fucked up like the rest of us. Insecure like us. Fearful like us. Sometimes kill themselves like us. So, don’t anyone tell me they are better. Well, except for that whole rich thing. This is still very sad. Whatever demons you were trying to escape, Rest in Peace.

  4. Lame

    Hanged, you illiterate twat.

  5. RIP. If not foul play, sad she felt the world was better without her.

  6. Hanging from a doorknob? She’s, like, 6″4″. That’s determination.

  7. Most chicks with a clutch full of unlimited credit cards would just go get a pedicure. Bunch of mostly illiterate Filipinos swooning over your feet will make you feel like passing on the rope for dessert.

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    RonsWood
    Commented on this photo:

    She probably finally got a look at him in the daylight.

  9. MICK JAGGER

    “ANYBODY SEEEEEEEN MMYYYYYYYYY BBAAAAAAAAAAA-BEEEH?”

    “ANYBODY SEEEEEEEN HEEEEEEEEERR AROUND?”

  10. Keith Richards

    No way her neck snapped, at her weight. Must have flapped around like a hummingbird for at least a few minutes. Now there’s a pictures for everybody…should be able to get a hit bittersweet, poetic song out of this…Hey Mick! Mick! We’re back, baybeee!!!

  11. selective mourning

    you post whole articles remembering people you think are important and then crack a joke and shit on when other people die.

    Very nice.

  12. I usually really like this website and I like your commentary and snarkiness, but there’s a time and a place for it. This was in really poor taste Fish.. She obviously had some demons. No different than for example, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Remember how you fawned all over him after he was found with a needle literally in his arm? Yeah, a lot like those kinds of issues just a different vice. Bad form, I’m disappointed in you.

  13. Proper Twit

    You’re just a bit of a cunt, ain’t ya,

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    lola
    Commented on this photo:

    must have been a VERY high ceiling

  15. There are a lot of very nice people expressing their sorrow and shock concerning this woman’s suicide. Sorry to see that the editor of this site views this sad event as a punch line.

  16. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    Fish, you really should remember to take your medication for your bi-polar disorder before you start posting for the day. Usually, you are witty and intelligent in your writing, but today you have twice shown tremendous lack of restraint, first in writing a piece skewering a mother for her concern regarding her autistic son and vaccinations, something many parents of autistic children feel the government has lied about, and now with this trashing of the tragic death of a woman by her own hand, by turning it into a long windy Batman joke….Sad, even by your sometimes misguided standards…And, no this is what you could ever remotely call satire.

    • “Usually, you are witty and intelligent in your writing, but today you have twice shown tremendous lack of restraint, first in writing a piece skewering a mother for her concern regarding her autistic son and vaccinations, something many parents of autistic children feel the government has lied about.”

      Annnnnnnnnd scene.

    • Wow. Shit. Your illiteracy is stupendous.

    • So, you’re lecturing a site editor for lack of sensitivity? Have you forgotten what your posting name is? Besides, how is it a tragedy when a rich person commits suicide? I mean we wish it hadn’t happened, but given that she made more money and had more travels and experiences than about 99% of humanity, I don’t see it as a tragedy. One wonders what was so awful about her life that she chose to end it.

      • B.B

        On the surface it always seems like celebrity’s have it all, but all the money in the world cannot buy happiness or inner peace. Behind the curtains its often a very different story.

    • In fairness, Miley Cyrusis aslut, if you’re going to blast someone for insensitivity, suggesting that they take their psychiatric medication as a slam is beyond insensitive. I have no idea if Fish struggles with psychiatric issues. But I know many people who do. Mental illness is not chosen, and trying to demean someone by insinuating they have a mental health issue is as nasty as your screen name.

  17. red pill

    not funny at all.

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    Airtroll
    Commented on this photo:

    Hanged*

  19. it’s funny no matter if she hanged herself or hung herself.

  20. okay?

    L’Wren Scott is a prominent fashion designer, and made a name for herself in the fashion industry, she’s not just Mick Jagger’s girlfriend

    • She was a wonderful designer and this is such a horrible thing for everyone who cared about her. I’m not sure if it’s true, but some sites are reporting that she had confided to a girlfriend that Mick Jagger just dumped her a few weeks ago. When you add $6 million in business debt to heartbreak, that would drive anyone to the edge. From all I’ve read, she was a lovely lady inside and out, and this is a tragedy.

  21. Way uncool to make fun of this stuff.
    It is one of the saddest things that can ever happen to a family member, lover or friend.
    The people who are posting nasty shi*%$! have never been through the pain of a suicide.
    Nothing but sadness here.

  22. malaka

    everyone deals with death, grief and loss in their own way.

  23. marquitos

    That is very doubtful

  24. Um, she was hanging from a fucking doorknob. It was probably accidental autoerotic asphyxiation, not intentional suicide. Oh wait, she was hunging from the doorknob, sorry.

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