Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend Hung Herself
According to TMZ, Mick Jagger’s longtime girlfriend fashion designer L’Wren Scott was found hanging inside her apartment today. Even more surprising, police don’t suspect foul play despite the fact The Joker’s killed Mick Jagger’s girlfriend before. Remember when he stole Jerry Hall from Jack Palance and was all like, “Okay, so you’re an art thing, but now I’m bored and want to bang Kim Basinger,” and Batman’s like, “Uh, nope, I totally got her drunk and hit that shit first?” It’s all right here in this YouTube clip:
For those of you reading at home, yes, I just turned a woman’s tragic suicide into an overly elaborate Batman joke, and, no, I don’t know what’s wrong with me either.