Good Morning, Luisa Zissman, And Other News

February 7th, 2014 // 20 Comments

- Ashton Kutcher called out Charlie Sheen. [Lainey Gossip]

- Libby Powell‘s cup(s) runneth over. [theCHIVE]

- Remember the time Nancy Kerrigan threw bitch eyes at Mickey Mouse? Michael K did. [Dlisted]

- Kill Cara Delevinge! KILL HER WITH FIRE. [Fishwrapper]

- How to undress for women as told through Jax Teller GIFs. [The Frisky]

- Lindsey Vonn thinks women in Hollywood should eat a cheeseburger. [tooFab]

- Elizabeth Warren needs to run for president. [BuzzFeed]

- Laura Vandervoort posed for Maxim in lingerie. Fuck. Yes. [Popoholic]

- Happy Birthday, Todd. [IDLYITW]

- Emily Ratajkowski‘s breasts are still awesome. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Reggie Bush is still banging that chick who looks like Kim Kardashian. [Celebslam]

- This is probably the hottest Gisele Bundchen photo shoot I’ve ever seen. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Apparently Monuments Men is a huge disappointment. Goddammit. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Luisa Zissman Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice…

  2. Luisa Zissman Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    those are some serious curves

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Looks good coming…

  4. Luisa Zissman Bikini
    Hugh G. Rection
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    …and going.,

  5. Luisa Zissman Bikini
    gfa
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    nice rack

  6. Ugliest chick that I’ve seen in a while on these pages.

  7. Luisa Zissman Bikini
    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    Not pictured: Peter North

  8. AteIsEnough

    Yeah, this one’s very fit the definition of “butterface”. Meaning, I”d like to be able to fuck that, “but-her-face” is a problem. That suit is probably helping her tits look nice too.

  9. Luisa Zissman Bikini
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    A little narcissist looking at your own boobies lustfully?

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    Everything grade A but look at the honker?

  11. Jennyfurr

    Sucking that gut in nicely.

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    monkeybutt
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    Damn! Tim Tebow looks great!

  13. Apparently Monuments Men is a huge disappointment.

    A February release often signals disappointment: not good enough for a spring-break release in March, but not the POS they’d throw into the January graveyard. Hell, we should have realized something was up when they didn’t even give it President’s Day weekend! I know The Monuments Men is about European artwork recovery in WWII, but “The Monuments Men: Coming President’s Day Weekend”? That shit writes itself.

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    mikeJ
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    she doesnt have very nice armpits

  15. Luisa Zissman Bikini
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    oh my, what a genuine and natural-looking tan she has. It looks like a 3-year old went crazy on her with an orange crayon

  16. Luisa Zissman Bikini
    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    I have no idea what a Luisa Zissman is, but I want three.

  17. Derek Zoolander

    To all you girls pretending you’re curvy when you’re actually fat, please refer to Luisa Zissman. This is curvy. You are likely not.

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