If George Clooney really wants babies, it looks like he might be trying to secure the womb of former flame Lucy Liu. The two made like horny high schoolers at the prom, hopped into a limo and proceeded to do things I haven’t done since the Clinton administration. Apparently, Lucy hasn’t gotten any in a while either.
The “Syriana” star and Liu left Downtown Cipriani the other night and began lip-locking in his waiting limo. “She looked like she was going to devour him,” a witness said of the 37-year-old starlet.
If I were to be devoured by a celebrity, I would like it to be Lucy Liu. But only after she washes Clooney’s sperm out of her mouth. Then I hope she gets sick and vomits pieces of me all over George during the next make out fest. That would surely turn him back to being gay, and bring an end to this madness.
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Captain Awesome | December 26, 2005 at 11:54 pm
I was told her cooch smelled and tasted like Orange Chicken.
Binky | December 26, 2005 at 11:59 pm
Well, I know it’s hard to top your career after you’ve appeared in a Drew Barrymore produced film, but I think there’s a chance Lucy may be after more in life. Apparently she “plied George with oysters and champagne” Hummmm… the last time I was plied with oysters and champagne – I had to adjust my medication… So Cheers and Happy New Year to the newly invented couple !!
Binky | December 27, 2005 at 12:01 am
Eva, Drew, Lucy – they all taste like chicken hun.
Captain Awesome | December 27, 2005 at 12:09 am
oh :)
Binky | December 27, 2005 at 12:27 am
Np – Ask for the ‘extra spicy’. (Stay away from ‘the Hawaiian’ or anything mixed with ‘cooked fruit’)
your mom is GAY | December 27, 2005 at 1:39 am
lucy is hot and smells like flowers.
captain awesome’s dick smells like crackers and clam chowder.
Captain Awesome | December 27, 2005 at 4:25 am
Sorry hun, I’ll wash it for you next time. You can’t say no to a Mermaid.
Sheva | December 27, 2005 at 9:59 am
Lucy Liu? Yuch, bleech, egads! Clooney must be really hurting for women these days. Something very yuch about her.
BEAM | December 27, 2005 at 10:45 am
Lucy Liu is way too good for George Clooney.
HollyJ | December 27, 2005 at 1:17 pm
I bet Lucy’s manhole has teeth in it.
andrewthezeppo | December 27, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Wait so Ling Woo is dating Dr. Ross, they can pretend to be big movie stars all they want, but we know they’re still TV scum.
hafaball | December 27, 2005 at 6:24 pm
Opposites attract I guess, since George Clooney has one of the best senses of humor in the bizz and I don’t think Liu has ever laughed except if her botox tells her to. But hey, she’s hot sort of, he’s handsome…I just hope she doesn’t beat him too much in bed.
derekd | December 27, 2005 at 8:54 pm
LMAO!! I love it! All the comments had me rollin!! ESPECIALLY Captain Awesome’s. I don’t care what anyone says though Lucy is hot! I’d bang her till that lazy eye was str8. Orange Chicken Cooch and all.
fatgirl | December 28, 2005 at 9:15 am
I don’t think Lucy Liu can see him, much less say George Crooney.
Tania | December 29, 2005 at 2:06 am
OMG – fatgirl that was hilarious!
bobfet1 | December 29, 2005 at 10:08 pm
wow what’s with all the racist comments?
thatoneguy2 | January 8, 2006 at 3:09 am
captain awesome’s dick smells like crackers and clam chowder
i have honestly never read anything that funny in my life. i cant stop fuckin laughing after that. who the hell thinks of that?
thatoneguy2 | January 8, 2006 at 3:11 am
and last time i ate at the lucy liu wok, it definitely tasted like kung pao beef with a side of fried rice and egg roll