Luci Ford Has A Hell of An Instagram

June 13th, 2014 // 31 Comments

After a post entirely dedicated to Mila Kunis‘ shredded vagina, the least I can do is offer you a reason to live, so here’s model/fashion blogger Luci Ford who’s been making a name for herself in our link posts by virtue of having fake breasts perverts want to look at with their pants off. As much as I joke about the downfall of America, it really is a place where our dreams are made provided those dreams involve giving people erections on the Internet and literally nothing else. Don’t even waste your time.

Photos: Luci Ford

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    Smapdi
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    Maybe if Mila Kunis keeps her vagina in the refrigerator like this it won’t get shredded.

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    Juch
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    Must be warming up for a date with John Hamm.

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    Short Round
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    EAT SOMETHING!!! Maybe then your bolt-ons won’t look so ridiculous.

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    Another bitch stole my pose.

    *deletes Instagram*

    That one was going to be my Christmas card photo, too :(

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    Notice the food in the refrigerator (yes, guys, there’s a fridge in the photo): the top shelf is entirely energy drinks and there’s nothing with more than five calories in the door.

    That’s what women have to do to look like this (oh, and chain smoke…see other photos).

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    Always wanted a threesome with two giraffes

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    Dammit Luci! If you’re just going to sit there with your tits out, at least put away some of those dishes.

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    BOMBASSTITTIES
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    more like lucy forehead

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    Smoking is not sexy. Everything else in this picture is.

  10. Waaaaaay too skinny.
    Get back to us after eating a couple of sandwiches.

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    Ok, it’s organic. But is it free-ranged?

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    Deacon Jones
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    yeah, i think ill follow her

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    By way of Silicon Valley.

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    cc
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    LUNCH!

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    Meh. In a couple years this trick is going to thank god that strip joints have a Tuesday afternoon shift.

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    cc
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    Yuuuuuup

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    anonym
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    one of the hottest positions a woman can be in

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    Abs like that almost always go with… well, not with tits like that.

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    Oh yeah, baby. Look as I inhale tar and destroy my lungs. SEXY!

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    Shes’ lucky she’s pretty…because she doesn’t know shit about how to do dishes.

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    Mmmmm…..100% California Organic Grown, Made in Silicon Valley and Black Tar Lungs. Mmmmmm.

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