Yup, We’re Posting Lourdes Leon Bikini Pics

Here’s a bikini-clad Lourdes Leon who for the record is 16 and in France, so this is all perfectly legal. (Suck it, Hansen.) More importantly, Madonna may be immortal and armed with Mithril teeth, but I made sure to pour a ring of salt around the site, so we’re all safe. Nothing’s going to happen. No Necromancers are going to get us. Everything’s fine- fuck me, she’s riding a dragon. Close, close, close, no not now, rainbow wheel! IT BURNS!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News