Yup, We’re Posting Lourdes Leon Bikini Pics

August 16th, 2013 // 66 Comments

Here’s a bikini-clad Lourdes Leon who for the record is 16 and in France, so this is all perfectly legal. (Suck it, Hansen.) More importantly, Madonna may be immortal and armed with Mithril teeth, but I made sure to pour a ring of salt around the site, so we’re all safe. Nothing’s going to happen. No Necromancers are going to get us. Everything’s fine- fuck me, she’s riding a dragon. Close, close, close, no not now, rainbow wheel! IT BURNS!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. childrenofcelebsinbikinis.com

  2. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    When you look into the void, and the void is your mother wearing gold-plated dentures, this is the face you make.

  3. Those are some nice breasticles.

  4. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It will be interesting to see what this one does with her life. Mom is grooming her to be what…the Kabballah messiah? The successor to Anna Wintour?

    • o0

      Mom probably has very little to do with this kids life. The nannies might be grooming her. Madonna is too worried about fucking dudes a little older than her, and keeping up the charade that she is a singer.

      • Cock Dr

        The mother is notorious for her ambition and control freak tendencies. You can bet the bank that right now she is fully in control of this girl’s life in all ways possible.

      • …hm, two very interesting theories …i would tend to lend more credence to the one who knows madonna best …oh, what’s that? neither of you actually know madonna? *ahem* …STFU. ~thank you

  5. o0

    So she is on pace to out leather her moms skin by the time she is 20 i guess.

  6. what?

    is it just me or does she kinda look like gaga?

  7. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Her legs aren’t that….screw it, boobs!!!

  8. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Nice butt, nice legs, great boobs..but the face..needs..work..

  9. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Beauty tip: when you are wealthy and share ancestry with a gorilla, it is best to let a professional shape your eyebrows instead of using a $5.99 Sally Hansen Eyebrow Kit.

  10. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    She’s a two bagger. One for the face and another for safety.

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    Batu Khan
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    Those tits. They almost make me forget who her mother is. No, I was wrong. I already forgot.

  12. I don’t know, man. Obviously I have no problem busting the balls of people that are trying so desperately to become/remain famous, but posting bikini pics of an underage kid that doesn’t seem to be seeking publicity at all might be crossing a line.

  13. Urbanspaceman

    Sixteen-year-olds should not be getting breast implants.

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    TiredOfLiberalDouchebags
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    Much better now that she waxed the unibrow and grew some tits. She was one seriously ugly kid.

  15. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Great boob job

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    The Pope
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    At this point, I’m okay with Hell. I imagine it’s more of a dry heat anyway. I can deal with that.

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    joe
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    those look like breast implants!!! too damn young for that wtf

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    These pics set a world record for Facebook panties in a bunch.

  19. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    She’s beautiful.

    • I totally agree. Boy, you and I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

      And for those of you who are having shit hemorrhages about her being only 16 years old, how old were you and your partner the first time you had sex?

      • I completely agree, she is quite beautiful. what is with the eyebrow comments? I didn’t address mine until I was 25. 16 is not an age to start slapping on make-up, plucking brows and pretending you’re a woman. And for the record, her brows are great, not those tranny thin brows women wear.

    • She’s cute. If I were 16 or 17 and went to her high school, I’d be checking her out and wondering if she’d like to make out.

  20. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she is 16, but you cannot convince me youth is the source of her breast’s hard round shape. Too young, too young.

    • Remember who her mother is, MADE out of plastic surgery. Real tits are not square at the sides, do not have a gap like that and do not shine from stretched skin, which is necessary to slide the fucking thing into the chest. That Courtney whatshername had a boob job at 16 too. Those tits are not real.

  21. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    I am really looking forward to her tell-all memoir, “Mommy Dearest II”. The shit this girl has put up with from her mother Mahotep must be surreal.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Check out the brown haired guy’s line of sight. Like a moth to the flame.

  23. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    At least she doesn’t have any nasty tattoos on her body yet.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Give it time. Horrendous mistakes won’t escape being part of her future. She has too much money & too many “yes” friends.

  24. whatever

    This is partly her moms fault, letting her kid go almost naked, see her mom was there too, covered from head to toe, look again if you didn’t notice, Madonna is there too. Pimping out her girl. Shame on all the jerk off pictures posted of this 16 year old. This CHILD. You are really pushing it, it is disgusting, this is a child you know. And her mom should have made her wear some pants, not some strings with some fabric on them. A tough parent my ass…

  25. kery

    She isn`t pretty as her mother was in her youth ;P

  26. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Smells like a virgin, touched for the very first time. France, so it’s OK.

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    Porkpie
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    Those perfect breasts!!!

  28. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Why’s everyone boarding the douche canoe? Just cause her mum is a vampire doesn’t make this girl any less beautiful.

  29. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    Lulz that awkward moment for Madge when she realises all her money doesn’t make her more appealing than teen poon XD

  30. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
    Allion
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    She looks far yglier than Madonna. Too much latino blood.

  31. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
    Allion
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    Does she shave her moustache?

  32. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
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    The round shape may be due to the bikini, b/c it flattens them.

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    booya
    Commented on this photo:

    thats not latino blood. Its arabic.

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    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Naw, you can’t tell me those aren’t implants.

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    godamongmen
    Commented on this photo:

    you nerds who’ve never seen or touched real breasts what the hell do you know if they are real or fake. They are real.

    • We’ve touched plenty, and some of us own real breasts, and we know what they look like. FFS you can tell by the thumbnail by the shine that they’re implants. Grow a brain. Or maybe just grow up … and maybe the brain will come … maybe. Let’s hope.

  36. Interred Ferguson

    At what age do the talons come in???

    • Interred Ferguson

      ….which reminds me, I’m certain moms like Madonna and Nancy Grace raised their kids in huge aeries, screeching in on harpy wings a few times per day to deliver old school fresh puke feedings.

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    Guy Ritchie
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    Looks like a skank like her mom. However, since she was brought up rich she is probably not diseased yet so I guess I would fuck her in the ass once before she is riddled with STD’s.

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    Jake
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    I sense from these photos “rich, spoiled heiress, perhaps a bit bored already.” I concede this could be pure projection on my part but I don’t think so. The way she’s always at the center of the action, everyone hovering around her, leaning in her direction, making sure she’s happy. Her karmic mission is the same as every other fabulously rich kid – avoiding the moral corruption of having too much money and not being hungry for achievement. Few rich kids manage to do it. Stella McCartney was one of the few.

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    shyamkishor
    Commented on this photo:

    what a fleshy ass is hers! i want smell it

  40. Lourdes Leon Bikini Madonna Daughter
    shyamkishor
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    in this picture she looks like going to fart

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