Louis C.K.’s SNL Monologue Went Over Well

The Superficial / March 31, 2014

Let me get this out of the way so some of you can avoid hurting yourself:

HURR DURR WHY DIDNT HE MAKE FUN OF MOOSLIMS?? A HUURRRRR DURRRR PUSSIES WON’T JOKE ‘BOUT ISLAM HURRRR DURRR CHRISTIANS DON’T BEHEAD YOU BUT WE LUB OUR GENS HURR DURR DUMB HURR DURRRRRRRRR IS MY DEFLECTION WORKING? HURR DURR DURR HUUURRRRR

Now that that’s out of the way, here’s Louis C.K.‘s Saturday Night Live monologue which wasn’t so much a monologue as it was nine minutes of all-new standup material that’s pissed off Christians. Which is usually what happens when you remind people that the Christian God is a psychotic mass murderer. Although, in Louis CK’s defense, he only suggests that if the Christian God does exist, he’s probably only killed one person as opposed to, oh I dunno, everybody including the child you miscarried and all those kids at Sandy Hook. So, really, this was probably the nicest thing anyone’s said about Him. He probably appreciated it.

“Morning, Gabriel. So how many people have I been accused of killing today?”
“Just one, Lord.”
“One? Holy shit, let me see that. *watches* Ha, fucking Louis CK. Cancel his ass cancer. I like him.”

UPDATE: Trying to watch this outside the U.S.? NBC hates you.

Photo: NBC