Lou Diamond Phillips gets charged

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Lou Diamond Phillips was charged yesterday with domestic battery and could face a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. The charges came from an incident last month in whihc he got into an argument with his girlfriend that escalated into a physical fight which ended up with the girlfriend “pushed and dragged across the house resulting in scrapes to both knees.”

That picture probably isn’t relevant at all but what better way to convey domestic abuse than a shot of the abuser trying to take a bite out of some woman’s head? I guess I could’ve Photoshopped a bat into there. And not the baseball variety. I’m talking vampire, baby.