Lou Diamond Phillips gets charged

September 22nd, 2006 // 30 Comments
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Lou Diamond Phillips was charged yesterday with domestic battery and could face a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. The charges came from an incident last month in whihc he got into an argument with his girlfriend that escalated into a physical fight which ended up with the girlfriend “pushed and dragged across the house resulting in scrapes to both knees.”

That picture probably isn’t relevant at all but what better way to convey domestic abuse than a shot of the abuser trying to take a bite out of some woman’s head? I guess I could’ve Photoshopped a bat into there. And not the baseball variety. I’m talking vampire, baby.


  1. Lou Diamond…yup, he’s a tough guy.

  2. Wampoon.com

    Off with his head!

    http://www.wampoon.com

  3. hav-a-tampa

    i’m almost 3rd. wooo hoo. i’m so fuking special..

  4. llllllllll

    hmmmmm….is that really how she got the scrapes on her knees? There is always three sides to a story, what he says, what she says and the truth.

  5. my mom used to say “honey never date a man named after a gemstone – you’ll end up with perpetually rugburned knees if you do”.. damn she was right.. again..

  6. RichPort

    And his career had been going so fucking good up to this point… What’s next? Corey Haim raping puppies? What the fuck?

    #5 – HA!!! My name used to be Rich ‘Cubic Zirconia’ Port, but it was changed for reasons you’ve already stated.

  7. Tracy

    After a few days in jail, his knees won’t be looking so good either. What goes around comes around, big guy.

  8. La la la la la battery.

  9. She probally caught him watching porn screaming “You bought me the wrong viagra bitch!”. Then got violent because he was embarrassed.

  10. Baliff, whack his pee-pee!

    Beatcha again Angry Ferret. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Go visit Tranny damn it!

  11. jrzmommy

    Well, NEIL Diamond never hit a woman. What’s with this LOU guy? Must be the second last name.

  12. commissioner

    If only Lindsay had been there to defend this poor woman. I hear she has a mean roundhouse.

  13. Mcgruff the crime dog say’s take a bite out of crime, not your wife asshole!!!

    He must have misheard him……………

  14. diamond in the rough…

  15. @14- Go Stallion go, show that big ol’ horse python love muscle to the world!!

  16. They also should have charged him with being a talentless, washed-up, loser. I would have shown up to court to testify.

    First hyphen of the day!

  17. Grunt Big

    The highlight of his career was Alien Express w/ Todd Bridges on the SciFi Network. Oh how the heros of our past fall so swiftly.

  18. jane's eyre

    He’s still alive?

    Alive and Kicking, I guess.

  19. Lou Diamond Phillips? He’s still relevant?

    http://www.celebslam.com

  20. Oh, good someone new to visualize at kick boxing class tonight. There ya go Louie, a nice swift round house to the head. Yummy!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  21. Lou Who? He isn’t a celebrity. I’m suprised he hasn’t signed up for a VH1 unreality show yet.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

  22. bigponie

    this fucker wants to be in the next episode of “faces of death #10″ by eating human brains.

  23. PaisleyMoon

    You already posted that awhile back. WTF? At least change the pic or text. Tard.

  24. Tracy

    #8- Good one!

  25. It’s just like my dad always said, when your first wife leaves you for Melissa Etheridge, you’re going to be awfully vulnerable in arguments for the rest of your life.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

  26. S.P.F.R.S.

    #11 looks like you’re ripping off this site. Tsk. Tsk.

  27. KelKel

    Night of the living D list Celebrity

  28. wow, he’s gone from being a nobody to being a…..nobody

  29. Lou is a great guy! I met him filming an independent movie in Joshua Tree… He’s the most humble and genuine people you’ll ever meet. I’m willing to bet there is another side to this story. Good luck Lou!

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