- ?uestlove sets the record straight about NBC’s Black History menu yet still doesn’t address the hateful lack of grape soda. “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!” [PopEater]
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- Taylor Swift and John Mayer are having sleepovers now. [Celebslam]
- Miranda Kerr is a nude Mother Teresa. [Amy Grindhouse]
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- Bradley Cooper is probably going to do Reese Witherspoon. [PopSugar]
- Kanye West throws a hissy fit over people writing about him having a hissy fit. [Bossip]
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bonzo420 | February 5, 2010 at 6:02 pm
first fail!
~420~
Artificial person | February 5, 2010 at 6:36 pm
She’s hot! If I were —— I would —- her in the —!
Parker | February 5, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Her ass was made for anal all the time.
Disney Man | February 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Only old, fat women and dancing hippos should wear bathing suits with a little frilly skirt.
| February 5, 2010 at 7:19 pm
these pics aren’t nearly as exciting as the other ones. Here, she is a ugly, flat-chested honky whore. Previously, she was a ugly, flat-chested honky whore with a clean-shaven snatch.
Slappy san | February 5, 2010 at 7:41 pm
The grape soda comment is not funny at all.
Rasputins Liver | February 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm
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That Jack, man. He’s passin’ on some mighty fine genes. She’s very nice indeed. But then, I’m sure her mother was a fine lookin’ gal as Jack liked fine women.
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Thanks for the last few days of her pics, Fish.
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Blah | February 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Big hips and no tits? Shame on YOU!
blah | February 5, 2010 at 8:35 pm
troll?
J | February 5, 2010 at 8:36 pm
bradley cooper isn’t about to do anyone who doesn’t have a penis.
Russian Kunt | February 5, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Duuuude, she’s as plain is it f**kin’ gets! Another generic hillbilly with no ass and no face. Gross.
Alli Watermelon | February 5, 2010 at 10:53 pm
I think she’s cute as hell.
She pretty! | February 5, 2010 at 11:45 pm
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Richard McBeef | February 6, 2010 at 12:44 am
no more pictures of the nicholson girl that show her face.
dontneedone | February 6, 2010 at 2:27 am
this girl is not cute. superficial has to be getting paid to post pics of her, because there are plenty of not famous women who look better than her, who fish could be posting. there are prettier girls walking around in local malls.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 6:33 am
Thanks for all goodlooking people posting that she is ugly flat chested hippo.
You are so damn right but you have to forgive her, she is naturally that ugly -thats what pisses you off most, right?
Yeah, just like the last time SF posted the pics of her, some Philippino cleaning lady – aspiring actress with tones of plastic surgery from her old fart pimp will whine it’s so damn unfair that this woman lives the life that she does.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 6:43 am
Personally I think that she is Aphrodite. She looks like my favorite American Beauty Queen Barbie doll. I have pleasure just looking at her.
But I am sure that even for men this will always be not enough and always a reason to call her fat, flat chested and please, go ahead find some plastic idiot like Tila Tequila – your soulmate and true match. American men are idiots who think that trashing their women make them feel like men. Now please, go ahead attack me, blind fucks.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 6:59 am
#11 Thank you for your sharp nickname. The daughter of JN is a hillbilly? I am sure you are blue blood yourself. Now please go back to your drinking starbucks in Seattle typing the VERY SHARP lines from the Apple your Jewish mother bought you. With your IQ of an Einstein and face of Tila Tequila you damn sure rule!
This site is getting stale | February 6, 2010 at 8:07 am
Sweet!… you made it 5 posts before another “and other news” post! Keep up the good work!
:|
Rational | February 6, 2010 at 8:37 am
@ #18
Are you her? Or related?
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 9:35 am
What? By that logic, Are you #5 or related?
My answer is No, I’m just bitching.
Kitty Furry | February 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
Ass? what ass? do the majority of you fuks live in the anglo-dominated mid-west?
there’s nothing wrong with a LITTLE culture and ethnicity…ie:darker hair and eyes, hell skin even…this chick is a freaking 4 on an international scale…what are ya’ll high? your standards apparently are not..oh well “free” country rite
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 10:06 am
Here you go! of course it’s ok to be racist but only if you are of darker ethnicity.
Alli Watermelon | February 6, 2010 at 11:05 am
#23, that’s how it always is. There are a lot of bigots on here, I happen to NOT be one of them. But…I can tell you there are more black people with racial issues than white people. Of course it’s only okay to be racist if you are of darker ethnicity. It’s the new double standard. As a white person, don’t DARE be proud to be white (you must be part of the KKK or backwoods country). As a black person, be proud of your heritage, get an entire month dedicated to your culture and demand better than equal treatment or you’ll pull the race card. Of course this is a generalization…and does not apply to everyone.
no way | February 6, 2010 at 11:20 am
@ #16-#18:
Doc Schweinstrudel you called me “some Philippino cleaning lady – aspiring actress with tones of plastic surgery from her old fart pimp will whine it’s so damn unfair that this woman lives the life that she does”
I’m not Philippino, I’m not a cleaning lady, I’m a model and I’ve done some acting too. I never whined about her ‘living the life she does’ because I have a better life :) I’m more beautiful, I’m richer, and I’m living a dream.
For real beauty, check out some of my FHM and Maxim covers
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o23/thegreatsze/maximspread.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/28i6xpf.jpg
My blog is dawnyang.com and has received about 13 million hits and counting, which is more than I can say for this ugly girl. She’s supposed to be 20 but looks older than me and I’m 26
no way | February 6, 2010 at 11:22 am
Also I haven’t had ‘tones of plastic surgery from her old fart pimp’. You have no proof that I’ve had surgery and for the last time I’m not a hooker and I don’t have a pimp
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 11:28 am
See, having more ASS is the definition of culture for some people.
No wonder those people don’t have a clue and feel bitter why someone is famous and them not – although they ate enough and barked to the cams on youtube/spreaded their legs & crawled in front of dubious men to surgically insert their “culture matter”.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
Were you upset last time that 4 people who actually visited your website where you promote your old fart sponsor’s restaurant chain – were not impressed???
Or do those old men use you as a one night stand only because you are so stupid self centered and annoying?
no way | February 6, 2010 at 11:37 am
Hmm, is she very famous?
I’ve been on magazine covers and ads, she hasn’t.
I was voted among both FHM and Maxim’s 100 Sexiest People, she wasn’t.
I have a blog read by millions around the world in different countries, she doesn’t.
I have a billionaire dad, she doesn’t.
Oh yes, I’m crying with jealousy. *sniffs*
I did not ‘spreaded my legs’ and what proof have you got that I’ve had surgery?
Learn English, btw
dawnyang.com
no way | February 6, 2010 at 11:41 am
HAHAHA 4 people voted my website? I just checked and my blog had 12,493,957 hits.
And please, unlike you, I’m Asian and conservative so I don’t have one night stands.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 11:43 am
HA HA HA. I’m cracking up. I do believe that you vistied your own website over 7 mln times.
Oh THAT’S YOUR REAL DADDY who actually made you look like a fuck toy. I pity you. Don’t get pregnant from him.
please | February 6, 2010 at 11:45 am
Miss Dawn Yang:
You have had your eyes westernised and made rounder
You have narrowed your nose bridge and sharpened your nose tip
You have had liposuction on your face to get rid of your chubby face shape
You have had breast implants
You have had cheek implants
please | February 6, 2010 at 11:45 am
Miss Dawn Yang:
You have had your eyes westernised and made rounder
You have narrowed your nose bridge and sharpened your nose tip
You have had liposuction on your face to get rid of your chubby face shape
You have had breast implants
You have had cheek implants
BC2DR Brand | February 6, 2010 at 11:52 am
Lorraine Nicholson, looking good.
Kanye, big baby…nuff said.
no way | February 6, 2010 at 11:55 am
You’re just guessing that I had surgery. Guess what? When girls get older they learn how to use makeup better etc and so they look different
@Doc Schweinstrudel: Don’t delude yourself into thinking I visited my blog 7 mil times. Unlike you, I actually have a job.If noone knew about me and all my blog hits were self-created, how would FHM, Maxim, 8 Days and other magazines that have featured me KNOW about me? Face it, I have it a billion times better than the ugly haggard looking girl you keep defending.
HAHAHA she’s only 20??? In Asia when a 20 year old woman looks 50 like she does, we stone her to death. She’s a disgrace to the word ‘woman’
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
You are a disgrace to all women and not only Asian women.
It’s easy to figure out that you whorred your way into Maxim.
Please, continue to promote yourself, so that you will get even more of cliente.
My guess a man can’t bear your self centered blabber for longer than one time..What happened to your previous screennames you change them all the time as you change your statements? You used to go under name of “Sheesh” last time trashing on my fav actor’s daughter. Is that what you daddy tells you when you moan when he sticks it in you?
Do you have any tires left or it’s like throwing a hotdog down the hallway?
Alli Watermelon | February 6, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Let me correct myself, Dawn Yang, you don’t really look like Michael Jackson. Are you by any chance related to Octomom? Just curious.
Kakiew | February 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I’ve seen better faces on a clock.
no way | February 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
@Doc Schweinstrudel
I’ve said this before, you have NO PROOF that I did anything wrong, that I slept with anyone to get on magazines, or that I had surgery.. You’re just making things up because you’re jealous that I have natural beauty and the X-factor that makes me covergirl material.
No man can stand me? HA I have many men after me, many eligible guys who you and Ms Nicholson will never have.
Gross, just because your Dad screws you doesn’t mean that every father rapes his daughter. Your family is disfunctional
On the other article where we met, I NEVER trashed her. i didn’t say a SINGLE bad thing about her.
@ #37: Why do you keep picking on me? And FYI my lips are au naturale. Asians have full lips, most people know that.
gen | February 6, 2010 at 12:59 pm
@25
hahahahahaa, you made yourself some fake FHM and Maxim covers? That is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet today.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Exactly, kiddies.
So today we learnt:
Yum Yum is a self proclaimed definition of natural conservative hotness.
My dad fucks me hard, not her.
Jack Nicolson’s daughter lacks is ugly by international standards because she lacks culture (aka ass).
no way | February 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm
gen: You’re insane. I didn’t make up any fake covers. If you typed ‘Dawn yang fhm’ or ‘dawn yang maxim’ into a search engine you’d see.
Some guy put my sexy photos on his blog http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=dawn+yang+maxim&form=QBIR#focal=f885ee2d1ff7fdddc6706f8613eecbfa&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F110eq83.jpg
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Oh I forgot. All caucasian women who don’t look illigal thanks to plastic surgery should be stoned.
We are Dying to watch your cultured ass 24/7!
This site turns to your fansite, Go, Go Yum Yum!
no way | February 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Thank you for acknowledging that I have ‘natural conservative hotness’ :)
Please don’t tell me anymore about your incestous relationships, it’s freaky.
Jack’s daugther isn’t ugly because she lacks ass. She has an ugly old face that’s why. And tiny boobs.
I’m slimmer than her and still have bigger boobs.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=dawn+yang+maxim&form=QBIR#focal=f885ee2d1ff7fdddc6706f8613eecbfa&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fi42.tinypic.com%2F110eq83.jpg
NATURAL? | February 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm
natural?? I just hurled
I looked for your ‘before surgery’ photos, THIS WAS YOU
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36286591@N00/62298468/
“I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
i’m made of plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can touch my hair, or TOUCH ME ANYWHERE
Imagination, that is your creation’
And don’t pretend to be so innocent, everyone who has heard of you knows you are a slut. “I don’t have one night stands, I’m conservative’ etc etc
People know you sleep around, probably because you’re still so insecure you let guys fuck you to feel desirable
Dawn: I’ll let you fuck me if you say I’m pretty
Stranger: OK you’re pretty
Dawn: (opens legs wide) YES give it to me OOH YES YES quck tell me I’m pretty again
Stranger: (rams dick into Dawn) Alright you’re pretty *rolls eyes* You’re pretty, you’re pretty, happy now?
Dawn: (moaning) YES YES I’m pretty. You love me, right?
Stranger: (cums on her face) Are you kidding? WHy would I love a plastic blow up doll. Get lost slut
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 1:59 pm
It’s called “irony” look it up, no brainer. Her daddy is her biggest pimp. You should be ashamed of yourself Yum Yum!
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm
As for me, I wouldn’t need to dig on purpose to know she is fake, I have eyes. her exaggerated face features look as horrible as that white wig on Tila Tequila.
But TT is a child comparing to Yum Yum, yum yum is catering especially for pedophile audience.
no way | February 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm
@ #45:
That photo was taken when I was a kid! People’s faces change when they grow older.
Again, what PROOF do you have that I sleep around? NONE I bet. You’re so vulgar, what you wrote is almost like pornography and I never read or watch pornography unlike people like you who are dirty-minded.
I’ve had enough of your smutty stories and daddy-screwing-daughter stories for today. See ya
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Looks like Yum Yum is in denial that she is nothing but the many daddy’s bedding.
no way | February 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
@ #47:
catering to a pedophile audience? I’m 26 jackass, you make no sense. No I leave pedophilia to you cultured Americans, who do countdowns to Miley Cyrus’s 18th birthday