Lorraine Nicholson still wearing bikinis and other news

- ?uestlove sets the record straight about NBC’s Black History menu yet still doesn’t address the hateful lack of grape soda. “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!” [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson is not fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mischa Barton is going to die soon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brooklyn Decker might be your 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover. [Just Jared]

- Taylor Swift and John Mayer are having sleepovers now. [Celebslam]

- Miranda Kerr is a nude Mother Teresa. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Joe Simpson crashed Nick Lachey’s Super Bowl party. Number of times he was asked what’s it like to cup Jessica’s breasts: 1,846. (Margin of error +/- 3.) [The Blemish]

- Bradley Cooper is probably going to do Reese Witherspoon. [PopSugar]

- Kanye West throws a hissy fit over people writing about him having a hissy fit. [Bossip]

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