Lorraine Nicholson in a bikini

February 3rd, 2010 // 137 Comments

Here’s Jack Nicholson daughter Lorraine on the set of her new movie Soul Surfer yesterday, and considering her father’s love of wrecking shit with a golf club, I probably shouldn’t be posting these pics. Or pointing out you can definitely tell she shaves in this shot.

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Comments (137)

  1. dontneedone | February 4, 2010 at 1:32 am

    not hot. this site really is filled with gay guys and fat ugly women.

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  2. dontneedone | February 4, 2010 at 1:35 am

    and ugly teenage girls. you people called cameron ugly then said this girl was pretty. this site is so assbackwards.

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  3. canadian belle | February 4, 2010 at 2:02 am

    @ #38 and #20. God, stop accusing every critic of being fat/ugly. I’ve worked as a model for years (4 years, I’m 20 now) and quite a few of us love coming to websites like this ocassionally to check out girls. If they’re ugly we say so, it’s fun. This girl is a butterface. (If they’re hot we say so, beautiful girls are rarely jealous of beautiful girls–so e.g. we’re all over bar rafaeli)
    Don’t assume this website is only viewed by women 30 pounds overweight

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  4. canadian belle | February 4, 2010 at 2:09 am

    Haha also her legs are short in proportion to her body and they’re kinda fat/wide looking, that’s a deal breaker in the modelling industry, It’s nice to know having a rich daddy can’t give you everything.

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  5. dave | February 4, 2010 at 2:16 am

    I’m going with -38,
    anyone who says she’s fat should post a photo of themselves on this blog and lets see how good looking you are…

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  6. susieQ | February 4, 2010 at 2:37 am

    I’m a girl, and I actually think she’s cute. She’s no Victoria’s Secret supermodel, but she is still attractive. Her tan is a little bit much though.

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  7. once and for all | February 4, 2010 at 3:32 am

    Wow I’ve had it up to here wiht women like #55, who assume that anyone reading this blog who ever criticies anyone for being fat or something like that must be fat or ugly.
    Of course usualy girls don’t want to put their photos/videos up here juz 2 prove they’re slim/pretty because lots of strangers will look at it. But I think I have to do this for every reasonably attractive gal on this website who gots called fat and ugly for being trutfully blunt.
    You can see some of me at http://www.youtube.com/user/DawnYang1

    BTW I’m pretty sure everyone will start criticising how I look just for daring to do this. But any honest person would agree I’m hot

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  8. Boogeyman King Dong | February 4, 2010 at 3:51 am

    Who da girl?!

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  9. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 4:33 am

    I’ve had it up to here with people assuming anyone who criticises someone’s looks is fat/ugly.
    To #38 and #55 not every woman who reads this site is 30 pounds overweight.
    Noone wants to have to prove to strangers that they’re not fat or ugly, because they don’t want people scrutinising their pictures, but I feel I owe it to all the attractive women who read this blog.
    You can see a bit of how I look on my youtube page http://www.youtube.com/user/DawnYang1

    I was selected as one of the ambassadors of beautifulpeople.com and of course I’m also a member

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  10. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 4:35 am

    Gee I’m sorry for posting twice, both #59 and #57 are by me. #57 took so long to get posted I thought something went wrong so I posted again.

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  11. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 4:43 am

    Any harrasing emails and annoying comments by strangers to my websites will not be entertained and I will delete them.

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  12. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 5:26 am

    so # 57 are you some plastic surgery company representative???
    and # 53 are there really goodlooking Canadian women? It’s the first time I hear of such. I’m sure you are making Terrance and Phillip happy.

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  13. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 5:41 am

    @ #62 what the hell are you talking ’bout? This is unbelievable, If someone comments that someone on the site isn’t that attractive, people like you assume shes fat and ugly. When it turns out she ISN’T fat and ugly, of course she must have had plastic surgery. Idiot

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  14. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 5:53 am

    And boy you’re racist, why can’t there be slim beautiful Canadian women? I wish #53 would post photos too lol, but I doubt she will, I’ve already proved her point

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  15. Smarm | February 4, 2010 at 6:42 am

    “53. canadian belle – February 4, 2010 2:02 AM

    @ #38 and #20. God, stop accusing every critic of being fat/ugly. I’ve worked as a model for years (4 years, I’m 20 now) and quite a few of us love coming to websites like this ocassionally to check out girls. If they’re ugly we say so, it’s fun. This girl is a butterface. (If they’re hot we say so, beautiful girls are rarely jealous of beautiful girls–so e.g. we’re all over bar rafaeli)
    Don’t assume this website is only viewed by women 30 pounds overweight”

    How bout no? I could give a fuck whether youve worked as a before/after model for years….quite frankly, I dont care if someone says shes ‘ugly’ if they dont find her face that attractive- but to talk like shes some fucking wilderbeast, when you yourself are no fucking prize (and no- i dont mean you specifically, i mean the morons who dogged her out), then I will call you on it. Saying shes not hot or even that shes fug is one thing- saying OMFG THE SKY IS FALLING SHES SO HIDEOUS EWWW’ is another.

    And for the record- I wasnt blasting anyone for that, I was blasting the idiots that called her ‘fat’. Now if you really are a model, which i wont spend time debating or investigating (dont ask me why, but ill take your word for it) then you may thinks hes ‘fat’ based on the standard alot of models have nowadays- but for the average person, shes not-fucking-fat. Period. THAT is what i was commenting on. The WORST you can say about her is she has a few extra lbs on her frame, which incidentally alot of guys prefer..but for the morons to come on here and blast her like shes some sort of fucking orca is pretty asinine.

    And fyi, I’m not sticking up for her because shes ‘hawt’.. i really dont think shes all that pretty….but shes not hideous, and her body is sweet, even w the few extra lbs..

    Now- since we had a nice civilized conversation and you’re obviously proud of your modeling, please send me pics ASAP so that i may give a fair critique. Thanks!

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  16. Shaq Fu, money! | February 4, 2010 at 6:57 am

    “52. dontneedone – February 4, 2010 1:35 AM

    and ugly teenage girls. you people called cameron ugly then said this girl was pretty. this site is so assbackwards.”

    blah blah blah stfu….there was like, 1-2 people who called Cameron ugly. Most of us honest ‘folk tend to think Camerons hot (in particular for her age) and this chicks ‘cute’ and has an acceptable body. Go hang on the drunken stepfather, I hear they’re cool.

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  17. Adult Toys | February 4, 2010 at 7:15 am

    butterface indeed!

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  18. susiekilini | February 4, 2010 at 7:53 am

    I support same sex marriage! Any lesbian girls who would like to meet other girls here… It is really difficult to meet a lesbian girl in real life. We should not stay alone, go __lescupids.com__ and meet a lesbian baby for friendship~now~~

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  19. maria | February 4, 2010 at 7:55 am

    I support same sex marriage! Any lesbian girls who would like to meet other girls here… It is really difficult to meet a lesbian girl in real life. We should not stay alone, go __lescupids.com__ and meet a lesbian baby for friendship~now~~

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  20. Rough--does it all for the "children" | February 4, 2010 at 7:57 am

    Ahhh fuck! why this always happen to me? why do I always click on non real girls like # 57. Well except Alli Applez…maybe

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  21. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 8:07 am

    #60-64 you calling me idiot. That’s exactly what I AM. How brilliant of you to mention that, I think it’s obvious that I am fat and ugly even more so as you said Jack Nicolson’s daughter is unattractive.
    Me with my idiotism also think that you chose to attack Jack Nicolson’s daughter to promote your self and the site you made about yourself. Nobody wants to see you, you are damn self centered and boring!!!
    How difficult it must have been to pull Angelina jolie lips on the Asian face like yours and to slit your eyelids.
    Let me take a wild guess, since you look fairly young and I am an idiot. How did you get the money for such surgical operations???
    You Phillipino chick were working as a cleaning lady for some fat old pedophile from the UK who sponsored your upgrades. And now you have something to be proud of indeed. Cause now you can attract even MORE fat old pedophiles from the UK. What will you do when your love child will still pop out Asian looking? Operate them Western-style too?

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  22. Lenny | February 4, 2010 at 8:18 am

    Boy I miss the days when gal would have pubic hair hanging out the sides and it was soooo sexy.

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  23. Fat Racist Redneck Bastard | February 4, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Dawn love, you look like Michael … just sayin

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  24. chamber | February 4, 2010 at 8:26 am

    She has a good body, but she looks to much like jack to be hot for me. . I just keep imagining Jack Nicholson Head on her Body … Its very disturbing to say the least.

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  25. jonny | February 4, 2010 at 9:06 am

    FIRTS!!!

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  26. sushi | February 4, 2010 at 9:43 am

    Never was a case of nepotism more apparent.

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  27. @53(model) | February 4, 2010 at 10:00 am

    You can’t be Canadian, you write stupid, well.

    I actually believe that you are a model, and probably, the smart kind, who uses modeling as a stepping stone to do other great things in her life, e.g drugs, hanging out with short old rich men, drinking champagne, out of other anorexic models, asses…

    dumb model

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  28. Seriously | February 4, 2010 at 10:05 am

    SERIOUSLY, this “she’s fat” has GOT to stop, right now. I don’t even SEE ANY extra lbs on her frame, whatsoever. Her tummy is flat, there’s no cellulite, NOTHING. She’s a healthy, SLIM young woman.

    And “canadian belle” – let me be the first one to break you the news: you ain’t that special, honey. Calling her a butterface, and nearly panicking in making sure that your post (along with your Youtube profile) was displayed – shows your true character: a conceited, INSECURE little bitch.

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  29. dude | February 4, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Look Ma! No Ass!

    the look on the production assistant’s face in pic 8 is priceless.

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  30. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Jack Nicolson is my all time favorite actor and I personally think he should stamp children like there is no tomorrow. If at least 1% of his talent passes through his gens material – that would be awesome for all the planet!!!As Good As It Gets my very favorite movie!
    Of course it was right of you to say that about his daughter, #53.
    Everybody knows that Canada is full of talented les belles, like you. Miss Canada even won Miss Universe in recent years…what was her Canadian name…oh yes, Natalia Glebova.

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  31. Alli Watermelon | February 4, 2010 at 10:57 am

    #73, I was totaaaaaallly just thinking the same thing!!! Dawn #57/59 really looks like Michael Jackson. HAHAHAHA. No, not quite as bad. She could actually be pretty if she laid off the plastic surgery. Rhinoplasty anyone?

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  32. Toro Power Shovel | February 4, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Wow, what a bod! They really got some nice pics!

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  33. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 11:43 am

    @ #71:
    Wow I was prepared for some mean comments but I was still shocked by what you said:

    “Let me take a wild guess, since you look fairly young and I am an idiot. How did you get the money for such surgical operations???
    You Phillipino chick were working as a cleaning lady for some fat old pedophile from the UK who sponsored your upgrades. And now you have something to be proud of indeed. Cause now you can attract even MORE fat old pedophiles from the UK”

    All I was trying was to try and show that not every girl reading the site is fat/ugly. And I get someone who basically accuses me of being a slutty prostitute to pay for plastic surgery. Seriously, wtf??

    Did you know that not all Asians have small eyes, and Asians generally have full lips compared to Westerners? Look at actress Zhang Ziyi or Kristin Kreuk. Don’t assume I’ve had surgery just because I don’t fit your stereotypical view of Asians. Also, even if I had that surgery it doesn’t mean I worked as a hooker to pay for it

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  34. joho777 | February 4, 2010 at 11:54 am

    From the looks of her bleached hair, she has never gone in the water. Did he just pose with someone’s board for the paparazzi???

    I think I like Nicholson better when he answers the gate at 3:00 AM when Lindsay has been pounding on it by saying, “What do you need, sweetie.”

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  35. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 11:54 am

    @ #73 and #81:
    I mentioned before that I knew people would criticise my appearance for daring to put my photos out there. It’s fine, I think I look great, I was allowed to join beautifulpeople.com (the members in there look at your photos and decide if you’re eligible) and even an ambassador for the prestigious group. I’ve also appeared in FHM and ads. So it’s ok if you don’t like how I look :)

    I hope the criticisms had nothing to do with you people being white and myself being Asian.

    And FYI, I never said this woman was fat or ugly. I was just annoyed at how many people like Canadian belle were insulted for saying someone wasn’t that great looking, and people said that that meant they must be jealous fat ugly people.

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  36. sunshine | February 4, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Marcia Brady.

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  37. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Dear Dragon lady,
    I don’t give a fuck about your site that promotes escort -japaneese hostess style hookerism.
    There were videos on youtube made by other Asians I guess that said you were the work of plastic.
    Still you didn’t answer my question where you so young got the money for all your plastic upgrades.
    I think that Asian people are attractive as they are, but you, look rediculous and pathetic trying to pull European features -STFU. You will never be like American beauty above, you have very different talent – self love.

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  38. Alli Watermelon | February 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    #85, you are being criticized for your appearance because you are conceited and pompous. Who the hell brags about being an “ambassador” for beautifulpeople.com? What in the world is that? Is this where we are supposed to be impressed? No, you are in no way ugly, but your face is stiff and don’t try to convince anyone that you haven’t had surgery. That nose is not your’s, sorry love. There’s something to be said about humble women. Beautiful women who are modest about their beauty are much more attractive than people who flap their gums about how “hot” they are. Get a clue, MJ.

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  39. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    I guess beautifulpeople.com is an organization (a website basically) where old farts show off their girlfriends in front of other old farts who don’t have money to buy a human being and to surgically modify them or promote them to pass on further for “model parties” (aka orgies) for other people with money/politicians etc

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  40. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    #87, You’re getting downright nasty. How on earth does my site “promote escort -japaneese hostess style hookerism’??

    Even if I had plastic surgery, it wouldn’t be by sleeping with men for money. If you must know, I’m from quite a rich background. Since you’re so willing to do anything to bring me down (like by digging up rumours of surgery), you can go check if my family is well-to–do

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  41. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    No no no, I believe you 100%. Everything you say is truthful. I AM DYING TO CHECK MORE OF YOURSELF, YOUR BACKGROUND ETC. I’m getting as obsessed about yourself as you are. Almost

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  42. Mandi | February 4, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    I bet all you people saying she is “fat” are real lookers, huh? She is cute, so go lube up for another round of internet fapping cause you know you’ll never stick your penis in a real girl, you mongo.

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  43. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    Tell me, are you some white supremist? I’m Asian, therefore I must be a hooker, and I couldn’t possibly be beautiful right?

    Oh and now you act like you’re not interested in finding out anything about me, kind of funny that you went searching for videos to try and prove I had surgery

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  44. private0552 | February 4, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    I’d like to unload my hot ball batter in this hot babe.

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  45. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    I like Asian people. You are an isult to Asians because you are obviously not very bright tried to modify your features to look like Pamela Anderson and lets say you hate the Asian in yourself, since you did the plastic thing.
    I didn’t say you are hooker because you are asian. My assumption is that you are hooker because – why ELSE would you have plastic surgery if not for the occupation and besides someone as young as yourself and not bright as yourself would never be able to afford it. Damn sure your parents paid for your cutting yourself, right. That is if you HAVE parents other but sugar daddy I have already mentioned. Now excuse me this will be my last comment to you as you make everything about yourself!

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  46. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    it may sound like I’m making everything about myself, but that’s because you keep attacking me and I have to defend myself

    For the record, I do have parents and they have enough money. So stop calling me a hooker

    Yup, let’s end the discussion shall we?

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  47. Beetroot Jones | February 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    #9: L- you don’t defend skiny, nor do you spell it.

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  48. sheesh | February 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    @ #88
    On a final note, I wasn’t being “conceited and pompous’ when I mentioned that I’ve posed for mags an ads before, I was just saying that when someone inevitably makes some nasty comments about how I look, I can handle it because I’m confident with how I look..that’s not being conceited

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  49. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Once again, as you don’t even understand the word irony.
    No parent in their right mind would pay for their child to go soaked in blood under knife with anestesia from which one has possibility not to wake up in the first place.
    Now let me tell you what you did: you made an operation (of course lets make that assumption that you did) NOT to look like your parents. But to have cock sucking lips, tits that your sponsor could play with and Western eyes to adapt to the I assume crab eyes of your old fart syphilitic sponsor.
    I said you looked like japaneese style hostess because that’s what your site is about, besides yourself. Hostess in Japan if they are young and cute, lure the old farts into the bars and as long as they keep ordering overpriced drinks the hostess sits at their table and talks to them. It is well known. After she can follow him home and earn BIG MONEY which can pay for expensive things like expensive procedures. But I guess you are promoting the very bar-restaurants that your old fart sponsor owns.

    It is not a rocket science to figure this all out.

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  50. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I am not interested to discuss your persona, you picked on person that I like a lot and have great pleasure to look it, the daughter of an actor that I adore, called me an idiot for calling your bullshit out and I had to go through basically commercials of your advertising yourself and your bf restaurant chains. FUCK YOU FOR THAT, dragon lady

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