Lorraine Nicholson in a bikini

February 3rd, 2010 // 138 Comments

Here’s Jack Nicholson daughter Lorraine on the set of her new movie Soul Surfer yesterday, and considering her father’s love of wrecking shit with a golf club, I probably shouldn’t be posting these pics. Or pointing out you can definitely tell she shaves in this shot.

“Heeere’s Johnny!”

ACK! CHINATOWN CHANGED MY LIFE I ALWAYS TYPE NAKED!

superficial

  1. grandmasho

    pic 2 she just smoked the “Frankinstein”

  2. NG

    Bit of a dad face there… to bad.

  3. L

    Cute face, cute hair and belly!
    No boobs! Fat legs, fat back hips, no so cute but.

  4. L

    Shes only doing a movie because daddy is famous.
    And even that, she needs to be in a bikini. naked boy sales

  5. Double-J

    Is the surfboard her mom?

  6. L

    I dont defend skiny, but if she wants to be on a movie or tv she needs just a litle bit of workout on, specialy on the bely

  7. L

    post 8: lol

  8. gotmilk?

    she might want to invest in some sunscreen…

    and a face transplant.

  9. misterfister

    Do you think the joker would mind if I used her mouth as a toilet?

  10. maeby

    whoa. whats up with the little girl in pic 8? she looks angry…and possessed.

  11. Mr. Lahey

    I’d put it in her.

  12. Pansies

    I want BARE tits and ass, not bikini pics!

  13. 5 o'clock shadow

    NICE SHAVED CUNT!

  14. HackSaw

    Nice clam.

  15. pimp

    i’d massage her prostate with my cock…

  16. Pine Nut

    She’s real cute and has soft, supple body. I don’t know why some of you would hate on a cute girl like this. I have to assume it’s because most of you who come here are ugly girls. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

  17. Doc Schweinstrudel

    she looks pretty and natural, great job, Jack nicolson (like always)

  18. AlexoftheDead

    Is that a tampon string in picture #7…?

  19. Parker

    wow, I’d plunge my penis into her pleasant little pooper and pound away all day. What a nice looking bum.

  20. soahc

    damn. so fucking fine

  21. Richard McBeef

    @19 – uhhh….

    not sure if that was a failed joke or a failed community college anatomy class.

  22. Melissa

    She really looks like Giovanni Ribisi in pic 10… which is the only pic that really allows you to see her face…

    I’m going to cry now.

  23. “Wait’ll they get a load of me….”

  24. Sport

    Not bad, but they are a dime a dozen on the beaches out here.

  25. blah

    As a life long surfer, I hope this movie is as good as North Shore, or Blue Crush. “Go Back to the Mainland…Yeah? Yeah?…No!” Priceless. Shane Dorian needs to do the Narrative. A couple cameos of Lance on his floaty board would be nice too….Respect.

  26. Johnny

    @30 – Really!?!

    I don’t know what you are taking about but I’m pretty sure I gives a shit.

  27. cfgthrty

    BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE!

  28. JANE

    You people are blind, she has a HIDEOUS face and she’s flat and has zero ass…. you make fun of actual hot girls on this site and then give credit to people like this. OKAY there

  29. asdf

    you see jack nicholson’s face on her.

    not good when you’re fucking her and you’re reminded of daddy in a blond wig

  30. Tom

    Is that a shaved hoo-haa or does she just have natural blonde pubes?

  31. i agree with butterface

  32. Shaq-Fu

    @36- pot…kettle…..black

    @ ‘L’…. next time consolidate your asinine posts into one – that way we can skip right over your stupid ass since you have nothing worth a fuck to say.

  33. Smarm

    For those of you talking about how fat she is, seriously, just shut up. Just because she doesnt have 3% BF doesnt mean shes anywhere NEAR fat. Its called being a woman. Just because she isnt pulling off the Keira Knightley look doesnt mean shes ‘fat’. Fucking morons. Most amusing part is the fact that you’re insulting her while your fat ass is parked behind your laptop thats resting on your belly and yet somehow, is also no more than 2 inches away from your 9th chin. (i.e. pot…kettle..shut the fuck up)

  34. Derp

    Not fat enough for me. Needs more ass & belly.

  35. jennifo

    Such beautiful hands!!!!

  36. I think her body is awesome and she’s adorable….some of you guys are nuts lol. I love the yellow and white bikini too :)

  37. Vinnie the Chin

    She looks cute but I fear she may smell like Jack Nicholson. You know, fermented cheese mixed with polydent.

  38. Wow, what a beautiful girl! She makes me feel old; I remember when she was born!! GAWD!!!

  39. wow, she is gorgeous!

  40. gen

    I really miss the old writer…

  41. she is cute as can be

  42. dancy

    Are you kidding me? It’s fabulous that I just really met my Mr. Right at a romance site {{{{{{{”plusflirt DOT com”}}}}}. Are you still single and looking for perfect match to flirt with and much more? It’s is the largest club where women seeking handsome men seeking sexy bbws. Try it out and it will help you find your true love…

  43. Tiga

    HERE’S LORI !

  44. Perfect Double Tapered

    I’d give her the mini-van (two in the front, five in the back for you Philistines)

  45. Bon Bon

    Just a completely average fuckable coed girl.

    Also, that’s one tiny bikini bottom.

Leave A Comment