Lorraine Nicholson in a bikini

February 3rd, 2010 // 134 Comments

Here’s Jack Nicholson daughter Lorraine on the set of her new movie Soul Surfer yesterday, and considering her father’s love of wrecking shit with a golf club, I probably shouldn’t be posting these pics. Or pointing out you can definitely tell she shaves in this shot.

“Heeere’s Johnny!”

ACK! CHINATOWN CHANGED MY LIFE I ALWAYS TYPE NAKED!

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  1. l | February 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm

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  2. l | February 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm

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  3. l | February 3, 2010 at 12:31 pm

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  4. grandmasho | February 3, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    pic 2 she just smoked the “Frankinstein”

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  5. NG | February 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Bit of a dad face there… to bad.

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  6. L | February 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Cute face, cute hair and belly!
    No boobs! Fat legs, fat back hips, no so cute but.

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  7. L | February 3, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Shes only doing a movie because daddy is famous.
    And even that, she needs to be in a bikini. naked boy sales

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  8. Double-J | February 3, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Is the surfboard her mom?

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  9. L | February 3, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    I dont defend skiny, but if she wants to be on a movie or tv she needs just a litle bit of workout on, specialy on the bely

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  10. L | February 3, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    post 8: lol

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  11. gotmilk? | February 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    she might want to invest in some sunscreen…

    and a face transplant.

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  12. misterfister | February 3, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Do you think the joker would mind if I used her mouth as a toilet?

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  13. maeby | February 3, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    whoa. whats up with the little girl in pic 8? she looks angry…and possessed.

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  14. Mr. Lahey | February 3, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    I’d put it in her.

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  15. Pansies | February 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    I want BARE tits and ass, not bikini pics!

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  16. Jack | February 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
  17. 5 o'clock shadow | February 3, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    NICE SHAVED CUNT!

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  18. HackSaw | February 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Nice clam.

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  19. pimp | February 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    i’d massage her prostate with my cock…

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  20. Pine Nut | February 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    She’s real cute and has soft, supple body. I don’t know why some of you would hate on a cute girl like this. I have to assume it’s because most of you who come here are ugly girls. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

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  21. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    she looks pretty and natural, great job, Jack nicolson (like always)

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  22. AlexoftheDead | February 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Is that a tampon string in picture #7…?

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  23. Parker | February 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    wow, I’d plunge my penis into her pleasant little pooper and pound away all day. What a nice looking bum.

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  24. soahc | February 3, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    damn. so fucking fine

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  25. Richard McBeef | February 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    @19 – uhhh….

    not sure if that was a failed joke or a failed community college anatomy class.

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  26. Melissa | February 3, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    She really looks like Giovanni Ribisi in pic 10… which is the only pic that really allows you to see her face…

    I’m going to cry now.

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  27. JMack | February 3, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    “Wait’ll they get a load of me….”

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  28. Sport | February 3, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Not bad, but they are a dime a dozen on the beaches out here.

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  29. blah | February 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    As a life long surfer, I hope this movie is as good as North Shore, or Blue Crush. “Go Back to the Mainland…Yeah? Yeah?…No!” Priceless. Shane Dorian needs to do the Narrative. A couple cameos of Lance on his floaty board would be nice too….Respect.

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  30. Johnny | February 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    @30 – Really!?!

    I don’t know what you are taking about but I’m pretty sure I gives a shit.

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  31. cfgthrty | February 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE!

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  32. JANE | February 3, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    You people are blind, she has a HIDEOUS face and she’s flat and has zero ass…. you make fun of actual hot girls on this site and then give credit to people like this. OKAY there

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  33. asdf | February 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    you see jack nicholson’s face on her.

    not good when you’re fucking her and you’re reminded of daddy in a blond wig

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  34. Tom | February 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Is that a shaved hoo-haa or does she just have natural blonde pubes?

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  35. Top Rated Sex Toys | February 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    i agree with butterface

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  36. Shaq-Fu | February 3, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    @36- pot…kettle…..black

    @ ‘L’…. next time consolidate your asinine posts into one – that way we can skip right over your stupid ass since you have nothing worth a fuck to say.

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  37. Smarm | February 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    For those of you talking about how fat she is, seriously, just shut up. Just because she doesnt have 3% BF doesnt mean shes anywhere NEAR fat. Its called being a woman. Just because she isnt pulling off the Keira Knightley look doesnt mean shes ‘fat’. Fucking morons. Most amusing part is the fact that you’re insulting her while your fat ass is parked behind your laptop thats resting on your belly and yet somehow, is also no more than 2 inches away from your 9th chin. (i.e. pot…kettle..shut the fuck up)

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  38. Derp | February 3, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Not fat enough for me. Needs more ass & belly.

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  39. jennifo | February 3, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Such beautiful hands!!!!

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  40. Alli Watermelon | February 3, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    I think her body is awesome and she’s adorable….some of you guys are nuts lol. I love the yellow and white bikini too :)

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  41. Vinnie the Chin | February 3, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    She looks cute but I fear she may smell like Jack Nicholson. You know, fermented cheese mixed with polydent.

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  42. cheap r4 | February 3, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    Wow, what a beautiful girl! She makes me feel old; I remember when she was born!! GAWD!!!

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  43. adelaide dancing | February 3, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    wow, she is gorgeous!

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  44. gen | February 4, 2010 at 12:34 am

    I really miss the old writer…

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  45. michael david | February 4, 2010 at 12:38 am

    she is cute as can be

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  47. Tiga | February 4, 2010 at 12:47 am

    HERE’S LORI !

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  48. Perfect Double Tapered | February 4, 2010 at 12:48 am

    I’d give her the mini-van (two in the front, five in the back for you Philistines)

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  49. Bon Bon | February 4, 2010 at 1:17 am

    Just a completely average fuckable coed girl.

    Also, that’s one tiny bikini bottom.

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