Despite his children being exposed to a constant 24-hour loop of spray-tanned labia and skeez, Lorenzo Lamas is only now seeking full custody of his daughters after Shauna Sand was arrested last night for domestic violence after spraying her husband in the face with mace. TMZ reports:
Lorenzo tells TMZ, he’ll ask the judge for an emergency, temporary order … giving him full physical custody of the ex-couple’s three daughters … aged 10, 11, and 13.
Lorenzo tells us, “I am concerned for the welfare of my children. I will not allow them back in that household until Shauna and her husband receive anger management treatment.”
When asked why he never stepped in before on account of Shauna’s provocative lifestyle being played out in front of the kids, Renegade responded, “Wait, are you saying girls shouldn’t grow up to be plastic sex objects that are only good for banging? Because I don’t understand the question. Is that some sort of metaphor?”
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet
More importantly, I want to know when SyFy is going to make a movie starring Lorenzo Llama AND Richard Grieco. It doesn’t get more epic than that.
i cosign that!
Butta face. yuck.
lol
Can someone PLEASE buy this idiot a different pair of shoes????
hehe, why? These are clearly shoes that can be worn on numerous occations. Beach, airport, wedding, pornographic movies, hooters…you name it!
+1. I stand corrected…..
Win overdose!!
“Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a WHORE just like you!”
Yeah those kids are scewed. I already saw them on TMZ talking about stripper shoes.
The kid looks just THRILLED to have to be seen in public with her
Are you sure Disney will hire me if I make this face mommy?
You got to be kidding me. WTF
First Jodie Foster in the original, then Lindsay®, now this poor kid is starring in Floozy Freaky Friday.
I’d still do her.
Wrap that rascal…and wrap it again…then bang a jar of mayo. You might bump the sides once in a while, which is more friction than you’d get from her chasm
“wrap that rascal” ah ha ha – I like your sound advise, even though it sounds like it’s come straight out of some 17th century medical text.
I don’t know what it is (eye shadow?), but she looks a million times better in the pics with the white, jacket thingy than the rest of them.
Deacon:
“Million times better”. Let’s see…
1,000,000 X 0 = 0
good one!
Spinach bukkake!
Her tits must not be getting along, the way they pull away from each other. And I’m not saying those knockers look fake. I’m actually typing it.
I am not saying that joke was funny, but I will type it.
First she pranced around like a ho’s outfit, and I said nothing because I loved the ho no mo’. Then she pranced around in a ho’s outfit with a pimp jacket on, and I still said nothing. Then she sold a sex tape to the general public, and I said nothing still…
TRASH. that said, why the fuck aren’t those (GAUDY) heels sinking into the sand?
we can thank bulimia for that
i can’t even make an attempt at a joke. those poor fucking kids. this pic alone should be brought to court and showed to the judge. SCUMBAG whore. die.
WORD!!! Skankadoodledoo! Damn!
She looks good enough to eat ass first ..
That is exactly what I pictured the monster in my closet looked like when I was younger.
This chick is a train wreck, Disgusting ,
Holy fucking milk jugs those things are large. And I’m not talking about the hooker heels.
elegance. pure unadulterated elegance. why couldn’t i have her as a mother? then i wouldn’t have been plagued by this pesky sense of self worth.
I know my sense of self worth would be better if I’d had her as a mother and then had sex with her.
fuck em both
ill do them both
Hey mofo, thats a little girl your talking about!!!!!!! Fish take this comment down from this pedophile right now.
you are ill
Successful troll is successful.
Look at the body language of the little girl in the purple skirt. Arms crossed and looking bored. She just loves spending time with mama.
Mommy, please no!!!! Don’t take my soul!!!
What the hell happened to this chick? She used to be so hot when she was natural but now she just looks terrible. At the very least she should lose the peroxide hair and lip injections.
Does she think that because her heels are clear we won’t notice that she’s as short as her daughter?!
how does a plastic doll eat real food?
That poor child
apparently she only owns one pair of heals…. sad…
I’m surprised a court hasn’t ordered Lorenzo to go pick up the kids whether he wants them or not. This chick makes Botox mom look like an award winning mother.
would you be seen with her on your arm..probably not. would you introduce her to your mother….probably not…. would you bang her….if you said no you’re either a chick or a homo….
why is we understand these things?
100% chance all 3 daughters will become strippers. I feel bad for the kids. Maybe Lorenzo can get the court to step in.
a great pic lucite stripper heels at the beach
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lorenzo-lamas-shauna-sand-custody-domestic-violence-arrest-05-2011/0519-shauna-sand-lorenzo-lamas-05
She’s getting ready to show mommy how she learned to eat at the “Y”
that kid has the worst fake tan on look at her hands are so pale compare to the rest of her
Apparently mommy can only afford one plate of greens, and one serving of dressing… and only one pair of heels. Come on!?
that is gonna be a pretty fucked up kid….i´m thinging kinda britney, paris, and her frog like friend who she used to prance around doing a relity show (not remembering her name, not wanting to).
cheeeeers bitches.
She wears those fucking shoes EVERYWHERE.
… she STILL has those fukkn shoes?!
“Someday, honey, you’ll wear stripper heels on the beach and have a totally fucked up boob job just like me!”
If he didn’t want his kids raised by a coke whore, he shouldn’t have had them with Shauna Sand.