Have you ever had one of those days where you’ve woken up and said to yourself, “I’m not going to let Paris and Nicole’s feud take over my life anymore. I’m not going to let it control me. I’m not that person”? Well, not a day goes by that I don’t say that to myself. That, and, “I’m really in the mood for a burrito, hoss.” Yet I sit here, mouth full of the finest 99 cent Mexican cuisine in town, letting Paris and Nicole take over my life once more. Though I do take solace in the fact that Lindsay Lohan is in the same position:
Sparring socialites Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie came face to face at an Emmy Awards after-show party.
Paris stayed on one side of the room with her pals Kimberly Stewart and Mary-Kate Olsen, while Nicole spent the night on the other with ‘The OC’ star Mischa Barton.
However, Lindsay Lohan – who has remained friends with both stars – was reportedly forced to keep flitting from one group to the other to keep both Paris and Nicole happy.
Poor Lindsay. At least I’ll always have my burritos. I’d give her one too, but I don’t want to see my babies thrown back up into the bottom of a toilet. They’ve done so much for me, and I owe them better than that.