Liz Hurley Is Feeling Punchy

November 26th, 2008 // 56 Comments

Liz Hurley: She’s hot, she’s British, she’s totally violent. Hugh Grant’s ex returned to her London home yesterday, her Louis Vuitton suitcase smartly accesorized by a set of skinned, bloody knuckles. Which is sexy and everything, but I’ve talked to her over and over again about her possessive streak. I’m flattered that you feel the need to defend my honor, Liz, but you really should have heard Kate Beckinsale out about her proposed three-way before decking her. It’s really not that bad of an idea, especially with Christmas coming up. Think about it, and I’ll totally stop hounding you about getting me a puppy this year, I promise.

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  1. Cliff Clavin

    Still very sexy!

  2. It’s from when she punches herself in the face when she notices she’s gaining weight

  3. jaime

    whatever happened to you not posting for a couple of days?

  4. simplicity

    ok.. so who posted this?

    And why does that look photoshopped?

  5. simplicity

    ok.. so who posted this?

    And why does that look photoshopped?

  6. simplicity

    ok.. so who posted this?

    And why does that look photoshopped?

  7. At least her lips are back to normal

  8. Idiots

    Bulimics have marks like those on the backs of their hands from shoving their fingers down their throats to make themselves vomit. I think that’s a much more likely explanation.

  9. Idiots

    Bulimics have marks like those on the backs of their hands from shoving their fingers down their throats to make themselves vomit. I think that’s a much more likely explanation.

  10. e

    Who cares about her knuckles, perhaps Kate Beckinsale’s ass is full of sharp things. Look at the size of that ROCK!

  11. sara

    totally from making herself throw up. those are exactly the two fingers you’d need to use.

  12. ChuckleHead

    The Fish needs its morning cup of coffee. Accesorized is spelled with two s’s.

    acces”S”orized

  13. BondJamesBond

    Liz, you flip people off with your MIDDLE finger.

  14. kelley

    SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW news day !

  15. Reality

    Um, I hate to be the voice of reason here but there’s one really big reason that she couldn’t have gotten skinned knuckles punching someone. My best guess would be it’s about a 25 carat reason.

  16. Reality

    Um, I hate to be the voice of reason here but there’s one really big reason that she couldn’t have gotten skinned knuckles punching someone. My best guess would be it’s about a 25 carat reason.

  17. In the know

    Uhh thats what bulimics get.

  18. Lee

    Look at the size of that fucking rock! Jesus H.

  19. Fish Fish

    You missed a better headline: “Hurley gets surly”

    Just sayin.

  20. There are some things in life that are so special. Liz Hurley is one of them. Through think and thin she always comes out on top, and the press never have a bad word to say about her.

    You are an amazing actress and I hope to see you in a new film soon.

    Randal

  21. Randal

    There are some things in life that are so special. Liz Hurley is one of them. Through think and thin she always comes out on top, and the press never have a bad word to say about her.

    You are an amazing actress and I hope to see you in a new film soon.

    Randal

  22. ummm...yeah

    OMFG!
    RD, would you shove your cock in Randals’ mouth PLEASE???
    Perhaps that would keep him quiet and he won’t be able to type all that shit he writes!!
    C’mon be a pal, I mean since you’re a fag and all…I hear he’s a great little cocksucker!…and I’m sure Mike won’t mind sharing.

  23. ???????

    I’d punch her…………………. with my bulky meat bat.

  24. Dorito Man

    Liz is very sexy. She was WAY too much woman for Hugh Grant. I bet she has a great bush. I’d go to her party. I mean. As if.

  25. mathilda

    What the shit are you guys on about she’s a horrible actress and a gold digger. does anyone remember the okay wedding deal where she was embarrassed of her parents in law and then they disowned her? that is pretty much the definition of a donkey kong blowing ho

  26. Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  27. alex friedman (not)

    those marks are right where someone who is constantly bulimic would have marks. Just food for thought.

    (And she is, truly, beautiful.)

  28. THUNDER

    She is so beautiful and charming. Just saw her on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  29. Jenneh

    it looks more like she’s bulimic
    since the wounds are on the fingers most commonly used for bulimia and they’re about the right size too

  30. shift

    FIX THE SITE! Everytime I’ve come to this site the past couple of days, it says that the site is unable to be read. I have to refresh 5 times to see the site. Happened from 4 different computers in 4 different places. It’s getting annoying.

  31. Astrid

    Not as annoying as #30, #27, etc. Can’t you do something about it already?

  32. LargelyGay

    15. kelley – November 27, 2008 1:04 PM

    SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW news day !

    Lol news

  33. LargelyGay

    15. kelley – November 27, 2008 1:04 PM

    SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW news day !

    Lol news

  34. ADF

    Really nice girl!!
    Have seen many beautiful girls on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, the place where hot and SEXY singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL

  35. A woman wearing heels who can pack a punch, my God, she’s like a real living Wonder Woman!

  36. CakeGirl

    Sorry, too busy looking at her huge ROCK…

  37. el ces

    *LOL* @ #24

    Heh…meat bat.

    But uh, yeah. I hope Liz knocks them the fuck out.

  38. Yeah baby

    And I would *so* hit that back.

  39. Liz needs some grounding. Maybe some tight friends not so elevated in the clouds can help.

  40. JuliaJolie

    Oh, please – that’s dry skin and nothing else. It’s cold, it’s winter, people have their heating on – your skin gets totally dry as hell and starts cracking. That’s all it is, people. Yeesh…

  41. Jealous Bitches

    Bitch look fine, she got class, she got style.

  42. She is just so beautiful. That’s it!

  43. She is just so beautiful. That’s it!

  44. ASF

    My friend recommended me a very interesting and HOT place ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  45. But there is always the other question: IS SHE HORNY, folks?

  46. Of course she’s horny!!

  47. Erin

    She obviously got mad and hit something…a wall most likely.- which she is probably proud of, or so pissed off about she doesn’t care. That’s not bulimia marks, they wouldn’t be that deep and most people are stupid enough to fucking hit the back of their teeth every time they do it- nor would they flaunt it around. Plus she doesn’t have the swollen salivary glands everywhere in her face. (Around her neck) -And if it’s so damn cold- where the fuck are her gloves?
    At least she can hit right!

  48. max

    Oh, yea! Sandwiched between Liz Hurley and Kate Beckinsale! The ultimate 3 way!

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