Liz Fuller for your morning bikini viewing

August 13th, 2008 // 66 Comments

These are bikini photos of British model and TV personality Liz Fuller. I’m also convinced Liz is secretly a Transfomer. One minute she’s a decent looking model, but then the next she looks like your best friend’s middle-aged mom who you really wish would put some clothes on because, seriously, it was a one time thing, Mrs. Geekologie. Who am I kidding? I can’t quit you!

Photos: Flynet

  1. dew

    Fairly decent for ‘the girl next door’, if the girls next door to you over-process their hair.

    Even though she’s not as extreme as most bikini chicks you post, at least she’s not a plastic-monster scary-freakzoid like that Jordan, ewwww, she squicks me out in every way.

    Liz, whoever you are, get some better hair, at least more than a single shade of cheap bleach!

  2. Blah

    eeww, who is this ridiculous old bag and why is she relevant? she’s ugly and her body is average. she’s a model? Then I’m a fricken supermodel, for cripes sake. what does she model, geriatric underwear?

  3. UK_Matt

    I wiki’d this because I’d never heard of her. She hosts a late night phone in quiz show on obscure TV channel that doesn’t even cover the entire country.

    On balance though….I’d fuck that.

    But I’d feel a little bit bad about it until my mates found out and laughed their arses off. Then I’d join in.

  4. michele

    So her bikini is cute. But she’s not. Her legs are way too big for that!

  5. English_Les

    English_Bob@19…dead nuts on *tips my working class cloth cap to you Sir*

  6. Men over 30 are over the hill

    Loser guys posting here, your whole pedophilia, any woman over 30 is OLD act is OLD. Face it, you won’t get ANY woman of ANY age so you have to stick to your fantasies of molesting a young girl How sick is that. My husband would hack you up with a machete if you ever tried it with one of our daughters. You might think you are yanking our chains but you just end up looking like total losers who never got any as teens so you have a fetish for teen and younger girls. Yep, that is what happens when guys don’t get any when they are teens. Imagine how gross you are now. If you were good-looking and tall, say, you wouldn’t be posting on the superifcial, you;d be out making lots of money and having power. I know you feel powerless after so many women have rejected you and now you are getting your revenge by pretending to have
    ‘high” standards when in reality you’d hit ANY of the women ever featured here and die with joy. Heck, if you hit any woman at all that you didn’t have to pay for or blow up, you’d probably die of joy.

  7. Kat

    I thought it was Jenna Elfman

  8. lawrence

    She is a classy and beautiful lady~~~I once saw her presonal ad at a celeb site named Billionairepal.com where many beautiful people look for fun. Congratulations on becoming a mom~~

  9. gerald

    I love how Jennifer Love Hewitt (who looks great) is apparently a giant fat ass, but this goofy looking tub of shit causes a raging boner for the semi-retarded author (cause you never go full retard).

  10. LaraCroftsmole

    Why does this site always manage to find british “celebrities” that no one has ever heard of in Britain or the rest of Europe?? Who is she? Do you have a special “British celebs no one has ever heard of” shop in wherever Fish is located?
    She has the worst hairstyle EVER too. FUGLY!

  11. Janine

    #56, you made me laugh my ass off, I have to agree with you. It grosses me out when pathetic desperate men drool over very young girls. They are just the type who will molest their own daughters some day.

    Wow, it is nice to see a woman on this website with a real, normal body for a change. Sorry, I don’t find plastic surgeried so called ‘perfection’ attractive at all. What is attractive is a woman who is comfortable and confident in her own skin.

  12. kylie

    hahaha yeah #56 ur so right!
    these horny, nasty men who post on here and love young girls are disgusting and couldn’t get any if they tried. I agree, Janine, finally glad to see a NORMAL body on here.

    time for my latte. ciao xo

  13. claudette

    # 56 Very well said; and you are right probably. It’s excactly what i was thinking when i read comments you are referring to. I could see the unattractive, bitter, seksually frustrated and powerless men in my imagination. I know the type in real life too; their attitude gives it all away, so obvious!!!

  14. josh

    You guys who say she’s chunky or fat are fucked up in the head. That is how a woman is supposed to look. Not stick thin anyway. Who wants to fuck a pogo stick with a hole?

  15. BIF

    She’s pretty!! Love the confidence, too, which is very hot.

  16. john newbiggin

    she stunning bring back quis call

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