Liv Tyler hits puberty

Gross! The only problem I’ve ever had with the skin on my face is how to get the dick imprint off my cheek when I fall asleep on my friend’s lap while he’s driving. It’s very perplexing.

i see the jennifer garner resemblance.

oh and @ AmberDextrose, baby he doesn’t like to crochet he just does it to rid himself of the old woman body thetans. it’s in chapter 78 of the xenu manifesto, right under how to rid yourself of fans.

I suppose next you will say it is a wart and that she turned you into a newt. Burn her! Burn the witch!

Montey Python reference, by the way. Have a great hump day all.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

This site is suffering from additional lame fruit attacks.
As for the rest of ya, well biatcho is still my hero.
Makes me laugh out loud.

Ah leave Liv alone, she’s such a sweetheart. Once back in my old neighborhood heard she hit the happening bar (this is Avenue A in East Village, NYC.) Always wished I met her but no such luck. Everyone says she’s peaches.

I hated her in LOTR. She almost ruined the movies for me. You know that scene where her father tells her she will live on after everyone she knows is dead… they show a close up of her face and she is crying… well I would always make a horse-whining sound at that spot in the theater. Always got a laugh. She was an awful choice for that role.

Why is it that she has looked preggers ever since she had her kid? Clean yourself up for Christ’s sake!

cow

Liking Liv… she’s a human, like us. But probably nicer.

I thought she was pregnant again… unless she already had her second.

A people shaped, pimpled female celebrity. Imagine that.

Hmm. The resolution on that large photo doesn’t seem such that it could be blown up to reveal this blemish. Although, it DOES look like the right resolution for a wee bit of photoshoping.

Like the world of celebrities isnt ridiculous enough we need to fucking photoshop zits onto folks.

AWESUM WERK SF!!

I met Liv Tyler once. She was a kind and gentle woman. We spent the day lounging in the sunshine, counting butterflies and softly carressing each other’s hand. We spoke of love, truth, and passion. Near dusk, we sat side by side and watched the sun set. I leaned over to kiss her gently on the cheek, but as I leaned toward her, I farted, then followed through and accidently shit in my pants. Kinda fucked up the whole mood.

that’s a huge bitch!

Biatcho, you were right about the New York Times. By interesting topics I didn’t mean politics or religion. I meant Mel cursing the Jews, Tom Cruise holding katie for ransom, Lindsey being chastized.
You dont see anything trivial or pathetic about a story devoted to some chic’s pimple?

I find it totally pathetic…hence the reason I find it more fun to fuck with idiots than talk about a zit. Move on.

Hope we get a new post soon because now the “photoshoppers” have jumped on board and it’s all downhill once they arrive.

wow, remember when she and Alicia Silverstone were in that Aerosmith video, acting all jail bait/lesbian (which I’m sure her dad insisted upon)? She was sugar tits hot back in those days, but now….

Liv may have to see this cop about how to pop zits

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/Video.asp?ID=78

That’s not a zit it’s a zygote. She needs to find an obstetrician who will do 3rd trimester D&C’s.

@51 Pinky_nip: I heard you needed a ride, or maybe we can just drive around aimlessly for a few hours

@63 biatcho: It wasn’t me yesterday with his dick in your ass, at least I don’t think it was, and I doubt it was you either
hummina hummina hummina

Saranwrap and Jiffypop,

Hopeless

and, oh yeah, Pinky if you get tired feel free to take a nap ;)

Hey… it’s 100 degrees in New York City with a billion percent humidity. You’d be a zit head too.

That’s a zit implant. She never had zits that big until recently. Anybody can tell.

I have to admit that pimples are not attractive on anybody and I personally wouldn’t go out of the house with a whopper like that on my nose… However, I don’t think it’s very nice to point it out with a huge red circle!!!!

God, it was obvious enough with it….

I would be more concerned about her choice of clothing and that awful hairdoo.

It’s all good Hopeless. You can totally stick it in my poopshoot if you want to. I gots no self respect yo.

zygote >> z-y-g-o-t-e >> zygote
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/zygote

goatee >> g-o-a-t-e-e >> prison pussy

Judging by her outfit, she’s somehow managed to hit puberty in 1993. These pictures ought to be distributed worldwide as proof that no one looks good in kneelength lycra.

http://glossedover.com

This is the stupidest update I’ve ever seen.

they put diamonds in all of the eagles food…cause it makes their dookie sparkle….they learned that from dave chapelle…

never seen dave with a pimple, now have you…he’s rich, beotch….

Yeah, Liv Tyler. Hot when’s she’s not wasting away

Holy Mother of God, that chick is SKANKY!

Didn’t I used to jack off watching “One night at McCools” or was that somebody else?

BFD. At least she’s au naturel, which is more than I can say for 99.9% of the other celebrities out there!

Wow, she should have used some Visine on that sucker. Horrible outfit, horrible hair. I think she just might be preggers again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, at least she’s not anorexic people. It’s nice to see a celebrity that looks like a normal person and not a stick figure.

She also gets points for having the coolest daddy ever. Love me some Steven Tyler!
Oh YEAH!!!

(sigh) just because my mom won’t let me go to your sex parties is no reason to ignore me. someone respond to my comments or i’m going to go post on perez hilton. I MEAN IT.

I don’t get why celebs walk around looking like shit. I have a full time job and a kid to look after, but I can take the time to pull myself together and look reasonably good, even if I’m going to the store. And I don’t even have cameras following me.

Well we all have pimps at one point in our lives..look at Lindsey..she get’s them on the back of the thighs..

I have really nothing to say bad about Liv as she just acts..not acts out.

She needs some Proactiv.

She needs some Proactiv.

Fuck that’s huge. Bigger than monkey balls.

i honestly thought that was michael jackson at first

AND i have my glasses on !!

i honestly thought that was michael jackson at first

AND i have my glasses on !!

#81. xxx

OMGZ, GROOOOSS!! Liv Tyler should totally follow the whole Proactiv trend that’s going on in Hollywood right now. If LaLo and JSimp endorse it, it can’t be bad. (…)

http://freshnotes.com/TextRover/TextRover?search=proactiv

That is one huge pimple! I wonder what she is doing to get such bad acne? Guess even the celebs have acne too, makes me feel better.

Omg, you people need to get a life, seriously. Talking about a zit is STUPID. Besides, I bet all you a million bucks you’ll have had zits at one time or another..and they were nastier than the one she’s got! Plus Liv Tyler is pretty with or without a zit, and also looks a million times better than any of your ugly @$$es ever will!

p.s. I love her hair, and her clothes, I’d wear them

Oh, I just wanted to say this too: You’ll are just jealous because your not pretty, or talented like liv tyler is you’re all just a bunch ugly fat losers.
Remember jealously is a disease so…..don’t be jealous ;)