Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to life, is posing nude for Playboy again, according to E! Online:
The TV Guide Network correspondent and former Dancing With the Stars contestant has more or less confirmed rumors–well, she’s certainly not doing anything to squelch them–that she’s planning to pose nude for Playboy.
“I’m the worst liar on the planet, I can’t lie, so…I think that could be a yes,” she told Extra recently when asked about the possibility.
Did anyone ask for this? No, Jesus, of course not. I’m pretty sure the editors of Playboy are just throwing darts at a list of random TV stars from the 90s. Which means we should start preparing ourselves as a society for a Delta Burke centerfold. Think 9/11, but it’s in your eye.
haha | December 20, 2008 at 11:13 am
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none | December 20, 2008 at 11:13 am
Now that’s an ugly old hag.
necrost13 | December 20, 2008 at 11:13 am
Well… I think she’s hot. Go for it Lisa! ;)
Sweet Jeebus | December 20, 2008 at 11:14 am
Good Lord what’s wrong with her lips in that first pic? She looks very well preserved–I’m not sure why she would mess with her mouth in such a way.
This Poster | December 20, 2008 at 11:21 am
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Hugh Hefner’s wrinkled penis and swallows his dried up seeds
britney's weave | December 20, 2008 at 11:22 am
… can they take collagen OUT of lips? if so, she needs to get cracking on that asap. if not, someone needs to donate some money to that research effort.
i never saw her pics from playboy the first time around. were they any good?
Adolfo | December 20, 2008 at 11:25 am
Why Playboy when so much porn is available for downloading?
blue tires | December 20, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’d hit it.
Amr | December 20, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Way to not proof read your post;
“Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to live..”
Don’t you mean
“Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to LIFE..”?
Your welcome.
-Amr
FAIL | December 20, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@9
It’s “You’re welcome.”
Oh. OH SNAP.
You should probably kill yourself.
F-Obama | December 20, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Hefner is really getting too old if he thinks anyone wants to see that, even airbrushed. Or are they launching Senior Playboy® this month, FREE with your AARP Membership and 1st month FREE at The Villages.
Ted from San Juan | December 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I’d rather see Liza Minelli naked.
tha' plaboi mansion | December 20, 2008 at 12:41 pm
whoa. this is all playboy can get anymore? I know they’re struggling financially so I guess this isn’t a surprise. all hef’s g/f’s left him and now he’s got to photograph 90′s TV , uh, stars. what is the universe coming to??
Chilly | December 20, 2008 at 12:46 pm
AUGH! MY EYES!!! Damn you Fish.
Mike | December 20, 2008 at 1:04 pm
For once I agree with Fish. This troll was what Peter Christen Asbjørnsen envisioned when he wrote Billy Goat’s Gruff all those many years ago. Now we only have to wait for the eldest to come butt her off the bridge. Cross your fingers that it turns out to be the Royal Gorge bridge.
duncancade | December 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I’ll be honest! I think she has a great body for her age! I would hit it!
Larry Jones | December 20, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Apparently some you don’t have a mirror in your house and you’ve forgotten what you look like. I’d like to spend a week climbing all over her body.
Prof | December 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
The Internet is practically overflowing with barely legal girls & 20 somethings jumping up & down in front of their web cams and posting… for free, but Playboy decides to put a 45 yo in the mag? I’m not saying she’s ugly I get the appeal for the milf hunters, but damn what about guys who are under 40 and don’t have a oedipus complex.
BTW-this is what a women in Playboy is suppose to look like…
http://www.centerfoldlove.net/model/tyran_richard/posing-outside/tyran-richard8.jpg
dontlooknow | December 20, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Well, 45 she’s not. And un-modified she’s not. And trying desperately to re-create a career she is. However, I do not think that TV will support a Bad Old Ladies House show.
Famous Plastic | December 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm
And Playboy wonders why they are going bankrupt? Sorry, no one wants to see a naked 50 year old women, no matter how much she works out and no matter how much plastic surgery she has had.
dragon43078 | December 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Just do not show her fucked up lips. She looks horrible. Looks like she kissed a hot iron. Nasty.
necessaryROUGHness | December 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Is this going to be a free issue? then ill be the first in line to check out her lips,,,(if you know what i mean)….
necessaryROUGHness | December 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm
what am i saying there is no couch shot in playboy!! hope fish has em up on this site…
Stiles | December 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I’m wondering which set of lips on her is bigger.
Isn’t she looking remarkably like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Jeff | December 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
What’s with this ducklips disease?
James in San Diego | December 20, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I don’t want to see her fake boobs and fake lips in Playboy. I wish Playboy would give Scarlett Johansson a call. I would love to see Scarlett in Playboy.
Jeff W. | December 20, 2008 at 3:26 pm
This chick lost her looks the moment her lips became inflated to the size of Buick.
Jeff W. | December 20, 2008 at 3:27 pm
This chick lost her looks the moment her lips became inflated to the size of Buick.
plastic hater | December 20, 2008 at 3:30 pm
#18 are you nuts? huge fake tits and a trampy bunny tattoo? that’s a GGW ho with less beer spilled on her and the razor stubble airbrushed out…
Kelley | December 20, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Lisa Rinna in the nude is NOT attractive … maybe she wants to show off the new cheek implants … whatever.
dork | December 20, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’ve got it on good authority that when she inflated her lips, she had the same procedure done on her nips…. because everyone loves MILFs with puffy nipples
trw | December 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I just shot a big ass load all over the floor looking at these sexy pictures, especially the ass shot, and imagining being inside her. If I would love to spread her legs wide open and fill her up. I can’t wait to see her fully nude.
wolf5150 | December 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm
She may be pushing the age envelope a little,but she still has a tight little body
and looks REALLY good for her age. I heard her on Howard Stern describe her
“basket-technique” of giving a handjob, where she interlocks the fingers of both hands around a dick and puts the head in her mouth.I was quite impressed with the candid discussion she had about anal and oral sex. I think the old girl still has a trick or two.
Dozer | December 20, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Will we also get to see pictures of Oprah and Rosie naked in next month’s centefold?
Your Mother's Wet Fart Last Night | December 20, 2008 at 7:08 pm
#18. What are you — into little boys with boob jobs?
love ya | December 20, 2008 at 9:01 pm
she looks like a prostitute
Jesus died for this? | December 21, 2008 at 12:00 am
I’ve got the issue of Playboy she was in around here somewhere (strictly for the articles) and if memory serves it seems like she was knocked up higher than a kite when she posed. Aside from her lips she looks pretty good.
kelster | December 21, 2008 at 12:58 am
i mean i know were in a recession but seriously. you aren’t saving that much money by getting older ladies to pose nude.
The Deceiver | December 21, 2008 at 1:03 am
Yikes! Don’t wanna’ see that!
gerard Vandenberg | December 21, 2008 at 1:13 am
They can PHOTO-SHOP alot t6hese day’s.
JUST DON’T SMILE, please!!
packinwood | December 21, 2008 at 6:45 am
That’s one prayer answered. Lisa Rinna is so hot! Now if Brooke Hogan will give in and pose for Playboy it will be a good year indeed.
STINK | December 21, 2008 at 7:08 am
I guess hideous is the new sexy
j | December 21, 2008 at 10:26 am
must suck to be a talentless, ugly wannabe
linda | December 21, 2008 at 11:41 am
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TJ | December 21, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I know her lips look fucked up, but could you imagine them sucking your fuck stick?
TJ | December 21, 2008 at 12:16 pm
And ONE more thing, fish…these fucked up “chick down town” ads are annoying as hell…are they supplying you with free hole for the ad space??
Hatey McWrathenstein | December 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“Think 9/11, but it’s in your eye.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
That shit was so funny, I now must rape a monkey… with a hammer.
jennifer | December 22, 2008 at 9:17 am
She does have a hot body. She’s not that bad for her age, if she would just ease up on those damn lips!!!!!
Deacon Jones | December 22, 2008 at 9:48 am
On a scale of 1-10 for the fantasy you always had about plowing you’re neighbors hot wife, I’ll give her a 6,578.
Hot, hot, hot
chickiepie | December 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
She looks like that Cujoharu or whatever guy. Also a little Sally Jesse Raphael.