Lisa Rinna severely overestimates the casting ability of car horns

March 19th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Lisa Rinna attempts to get herself cast on the new Melrose Place. It’s like, wow, where does the dignity end and the woman begin?

No, really, I can’t tell on account of the collagen. Little help?

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Comments (64)

  1. Sheva | March 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    wot an idiot.

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  2. Angie | March 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    crisis is THAT bad.

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  3. Sid | March 19, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Hopefully she’ll take up skiing…

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  4. Jrz | March 19, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    HONK IF YOU LIKE RACCOONS IN BALLET FLATS!

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  5. Lisa | March 19, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    good grief she is an idiot.

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  6. Rough Daddy | March 19, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Its over Lisa, stop being so damn annoying!

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  7. Gando | March 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Why should we!? Do we get paid for this shit!?

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  8. Max Planck | March 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Will trout pout for food.

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  9. ultradev | March 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Who the hell is that flaming douche nozzle that’s bouncing around all over the place? It kinda looks that bulldog and terrier pair from Looney Toons … “What’re we gonna do today, Spike? Huh huh huh?!”

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  10. sherry | March 19, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Wow… she almost makes Heidi and Spencer look classy. There should be some kind of punishment handed down for that.

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  11. RichPort's Ghost | March 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    They could always kill her off in the premiere…

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  12. Galtacticus | March 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Who’s she!? And why is she posted here!??

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  13. Atrieds | March 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    She doesn’t honestly think standing on the side of a road with a “HOnk 4 Lisa Rinna” sign’s going to get her on the show. She’s just having fun. You know, fun? It’s nice to see even a former celebrity with a healthy self-image.

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  14. ph7 | March 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen – especially in hi-def.

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  15. ph7 | March 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen – especially in hi-def.

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  16. ph7 | March 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen – especially in hi-def.

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  17. Richard McBeef | March 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Holy shit that gay dude is levitating.

    Who’s the trout?

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  18. Mike Walker | March 19, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    That dude’s mouth is open for business.

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  19. Mike Walker | March 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Jump for cock!
    Jump for cock!

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  20. Birdman | March 19, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    that guy looks like ryan reynolds, only more gay.

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  21. Deacon Jones | March 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Put those extra-puffy lips to good use Lisa.

    I’m sure it wouldnt be the first time you used them to get something

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  22. mafme | March 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Maybe she had her lips done so wretchedly as a social commentary… yeah… that’s it, I’m sure, because no one would have that done on purpose.

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  23. Kat | March 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    These photos are mezmerizing! I really can’t stop staring at them… is this what aging gracefully looks like?

    More ridiculous pics: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/2009/03/lisa-rinna-pouts-her-way-onto-melrose-place-20/

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  24. mafme | March 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    On purpose in a non-ironic way, I meant.

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  25. le fag | March 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    wow… he really IS light in the loafers!

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  26. Zanna | March 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    I wouldn’t even honk on my way to run her ass over.

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  27. grobpilot | March 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    You know that flamin’ fairy is screaming, “Haaaayyyy!!!!”

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  28. Smarg | March 19, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Is this for real? Didn’t some has-been do something like this to be the Catwoman or something years ago?

    Really, you can see her pillow lips from a mile away. Maybe they look good going down on her boyfriend.

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  29. Ram Punchington | March 19, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Who’s the Fag?

    Punchington Out.

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  30. Zanna | March 19, 2009 at 1:24 pm
  31. friendlyfires | March 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    She reminds me of this character from web comic Least I Can Do, Suck For A Buck : http://leasticoulddo.com/cast/16

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  32. Colin | March 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Did NO ONE watch Jay Leno????? The dude she’s with works for him and goes around doing comedy scetches and interviews people on location. Obviously that is what this is for.

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  33. urgh | March 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    She looks better here than in the last set of pix that the ‘fish had.
    Probably due to the fact that there is about 6 1/2 pounds less make up on her face.
    Now if she would just do something about the 6 1/2 pounds of nightcrawlers in her lips, she’d be on to something….

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  34. FRIST!!! | March 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    She would be respected more for trying out for a Valtrex commercial..

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  35. lola | March 19, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Why didn’t she just leave her lips alone?!!!

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  36. GuyHolly | March 19, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Harry: “Lisa, you know what sould be really great! If you made you lips bigger than my dick.”

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  37. Columbus Joe | March 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Who the frakk is Lisa Rinna?

    TSW: you need to explain these d-listers when you post pictures.

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  38. Turd Ferguson | March 19, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Jeez,
    I’m sure that guy uses his mouth for smokin’ pole but I think its stuck open permanently.

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  39. Toolboy | March 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    There are florists in San Francisco talking about that dude being “too gay”….

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  40. Matthew | March 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    is ross the inturn (aka flamer) is tryng to be on the spin off too? god ross and miss rinna is annoyng

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  41. Richport's Ghost | March 19, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap…..

    NO, not for Lisa – are you KRAZY!!?!?!?!?!

    Me loves the Ross….. never met a cock I didn’t like.

    Oh God, the self-loathing…. sometimes I can’t even get out of bed in the morning.

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  42. gay | March 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    that guy is gayest thing since gay arrived in gaytown.

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  43. Xanadu Xero | March 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Oy vey. Lisa, bubbie: No matter how many boobs worth of silicone you shoot into your bitch-flaps… you’re *still* 45 years old.

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  44. huh? | March 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    #32 Does NO ONE Spell Check???
    Dude, what you said is absolutely right, but you need to check that spelling, my friend!
    You are intelligent- so write like it!

    (…It’s sketches, not scetches…)

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  45. Zoolio | March 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    She should suction those fat lips around my asshole, suck real hard and give me a good colon cleansing. She could defnitely make the vacuum suction needed to do it!!

    And who’s that bone smoker next to her? Faggot.

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  46. Rich | March 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    They shoul run her down along with the fruit with her, ross the intern from Jay Lenos show

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  47. Jude | March 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Wow. It’s not even remotely entertaining or cute. Is she intentionally making fun of the unemployed? Great. We love recession jokes from rich people. Hilarious. Someone should run her dumb ass over. Generally, people wear the cardboard signage to beg for food because they have no home or money – but yeah, this is cute too. Real freakin cute, Lisa.

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  48. Fuzzy Tingle Times | March 19, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Let the even bigger lip injections begin

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  49. mikeock | March 19, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    So? I’d still fuck her. She’s got a rockin’ body

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  50. rat house | March 19, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Is she going to play a character who got punched in the mouth?

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