Lisa Rinna (Days of our LIves) hit the beach in Malibu with her family. At 44 she’s not looking too shabby, except Lisa should probably lay off the collagen. I’m pretty sure I could land a small squadron of planes on those babies. And I’d do it too because I practice the art of seduction, ladies. Now, fasten your seat belts as you may experience some turbulence – or a really short flight. I mean, I respect your feelings.
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first | June 25, 2008 at 4:23 pm
FIRST!
p911gt10c | June 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I’d hit it from the neck down.
Oh, and #1, you’re the biggest loser.
Harry Hamlin | June 25, 2008 at 4:26 pm
What are you on? Fucking Glue? Not too shabby @ 44? Show me a twenty something celebrity that looks better.
Harry Hamlin | June 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm
What are you on? Not too shabby @ 44? Show me a twenty something that looks better. Please. Lots of them.
Rick | June 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
She looks great for a 44-year-old!!!
And on a more serious note: Please remove this pictures and show a young and pretty girl.
nerdkiller | June 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm
OMG her face is broken
sevenandaswitchblade | June 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Her face is like something from Lovecraft story, all non-Euclidean and strange geometry.
What’s that scuttling in my pants!? No! A hideously pulsating amorphous blob is rising from the murky depths of my trousers!
Oh God, I feel my mind (and knees) shattering under the horrible weight of the beastly presence.
Back! Back to the fruity depths of the stygian loom unnamable beast!
Deacon Jones | June 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Totally fuckable!
Little know fact – did you guys know when she appeared in Entourage last season, during the hot tub scene, that fat ass chick she was with was actually Colleen Camp, the hot maid from “CLUE?”
When I heard that I cried for weeks, I used to spank it to her back in the late 80′s all the time, what a downfall
Andy | June 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
She does the best any older chick can do – she doesn’t show much of the nastier stuff that aging does to the female body. But, as with any older chick, she also doesn’t show any of the good stuff that young hot girls do. If you’re a middle-aged guy and hooked on the idea of being faithful to the girl you married at age 22, then she must seem very attractive. Otherwise…why even look at her?
joan buyass | June 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Put a paper bag over her head and all’s well
Capatin-Insano | June 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Quack.
Also, these pics are proof that once you’ve had kids, your body is ruined. This chick is ripped with zero body fat, but her belly is still all fucked up from pregnancy. At the very least you’ll have a discusting belly button, and at the very worst you’ll end up with a belly that looks like Mick Jagger’s face.
havoc | June 25, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I would pump that until the neighbors complained about the smell….
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Jake | June 25, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Second to last pic: Lipzilla crush castles!!
Seth | June 25, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Typical appearance-freak older female celeb. Always the same look: obvious plastic surgery on the face, obvious heavy-duty workouts for the body, maybe also with some plastic surgery. But they always end up tubular after having babies, and when they work out so much as an older woman they look muscular and masculine. Take a good look at the middle part of her body. It looks nothing like what a young woman’s body looks like (smooth, curvy). She belongs on a poster at a gym for older women.
Reginald RumpALot | June 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I wonder if her underlips look anything like her facial ones.
Rod Stewart's breakfast nipple | June 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I HATE BANDEAU BIKINI TOPS!!!!!!! Hello ladies vertical stripes are NOT your friends.
Bitches do not wear bandeau tops they make your tits look like mashed potatoes. Fucking gross. She looks good for her age, butterface is wrecked and her thighs are might thundery looking even in the shade. However she is a good examply of why women should WORK OUT, she clearly works out and it really helps you stay more toned as you age and get wrinkly and saggy.
Eric | June 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Gotta get ‘em while they’re young.
This 40-something shit is disgusting. Cover up, now.
sportsdvl | June 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Her body may be 44 but those lips are only like 6yrs old. Her body is looking great, better than a lot of the ‘young’ celebs nowdays.
oh, #1 – you are a douche.
jwinter | June 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm
she and katherine heigle have the same bikini…
Thor | June 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Umm, #16, those are horizontal stripes.
Ben | June 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Sick. I never buy used stuff.
whatever | June 25, 2008 at 5:05 pm
nice moustache.
nipolian | June 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I think her body looks better now than it did a decade ago when she posed for Playboy………..maybe because she was pregers back then.
Matt | June 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
That body’s been through a lot. Good for her for staying in shape. Now go find me a hot young chick, you old hag.
mrs k | June 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm
hasn’t she had those fish lips since Days? I like big lips, hell I have them but hers? gross
ph7 | June 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Can’t get past those frankenstein lips on this aging monster.
Me | June 25, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I know this is a celeb bashing site, but Christ, we all age eventually, people! Except for her busted face (which was her own fault, not nature’s), I hope I look that good when I’m in my 40′s.
monica | June 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I’m with #16, this type of bikini top is GOD AWFUL. Why do women wear these? They mash your tits flat and make them look like they are sagging downwards. Even hot sexy younger chicks look awful in these.
I disapprove.
Steve | June 25, 2008 at 5:33 pm
“I hope I look that good when I’m in my 40′s.”
Fair enough.
I hope to not be forced to look at women in their 40′s until I’m at least in my 60′s.
Kim Lardassian | June 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm
nice body, mais alors – les bouche!!
That's Hedley! | June 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm
In the event of a water landing, Lisa Rinna’s lips can be used as a flotation device.
FRIST!!! | June 25, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I don’t know who she is. WTC is she doing on the fish?? We’re doing freaking SOAP OPERA STARS now????? Fuck daytime television..except for Judge Judy. I love Judge Judy but I don’t need to see her in a bikini
Chris | June 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Good Lord, I thought she had a mustache!
TL | June 25, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Butterlips.
Jiffy Lube | June 25, 2008 at 7:15 pm
I heard that she had her lips done by Dr. Jiffy Lube, and that is why she can’t reverse or tone-down her sofa size lips.
boogie | June 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm
who?
your fat mom | June 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I’d have sex with her and make her buy me stuff but after a while I’d cheat on her and she’d find out and dump me. This would be, of course, after I stole a bunch of her shit.
tarl | June 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm
she looks HOT. True MILF
tarl | June 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm
she looks HOT. True MILF
lisa | June 25, 2008 at 8:32 pm
#37 You sound like my dream man. (seriously!)
Holyfuck | June 25, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Holy fuck it looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Just a terrible look, period. She is to lips as Pam Anderson is to tits.
Uh | June 25, 2008 at 8:59 pm
#37 sounds like my ex boyfriend.
Ted from LA | June 25, 2008 at 9:12 pm
37,
Very good shit. Bravo. Is Patch still trying to make it with Kayla? I was sick and in bed in 1991 and that was what was happening on Days of Our Lives. I saw a brief clip about 4 years ago and the same shit was happening? Perhaps this is what is causing the upswing in Alzheimer’s Disease in this country.
Ted from LA | June 25, 2008 at 9:15 pm
By the way, I caught a five foot amberjack fish in the deep waters of Mexico. His lips had nothing on this woman.
not hot tranny | June 25, 2008 at 9:28 pm
she has a BIG FAT PUSSY and shes ugly
my turn | June 25, 2008 at 10:27 pm
why is everyone complaining, shes 44. Go to the local pool n look at any 44 yr old bloke, yeah not so pretty. They all have big guts or they have no muscle. and there faces…. bleh. The worst part is they still believe they fit and attractive
Koz | June 25, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Is that the same bikini that Katherine Heigl has on?
snarkymalarky | June 26, 2008 at 2:46 am
She’s definetly toned…but more in a manly sort of way than a womanly. And she is one ugly beast of a woman. I hope her big, fake collagen lips turn inward and swallow her whole until she disappears. Bleech.
monica | June 26, 2008 at 4:51 am
she is as good as the women on sugarmommymatch d ot c om “`
mature and wealthy“ seeking younger handsome guys “
nicole | June 26, 2008 at 5:26 am
i have that same bikini. i use it soley for tanning in my backyard. you know why it looks horrible? because it’s from Target. you can buy the whole thing for $17.99.
D-list celeb + cheap Target swimsuit= who cares