Lisa Rinna in a bikini

July 20th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Here’s Lisa Rinna in Malibu yesterday cheating the laws of time, age and gravity. Seriously, if these pictures included a shot of her sucking the life force out of a baby dolphin then magically reversing in age, I’d probably stroke my beard and say “Hmm… that’s about right.” Okay, I might be exaggerating a little – about having a beard. Holy shit, twist ending.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. mondo270

    a little too janice dickson-sy

  2. Lemmy Caution

    Frist!

    I’m so fulfilled now…

  3. oh haha

    hey she’s wearing and Ed Hardy bikini! how telling.. she looks good in pictures where she’s stretching no non -stretchy pictures

  4. jabber@gmail.com

    This is how all old women should look like!

  5. sure

    Sure if all old women spent about 100K in plastic surgery yes they would look that way and when the time comes grandma’s breast implants would be really scary

  6. anti-pathy

    Can’t these women find decent plastic surgeons, for chrissakes she looks like those breasts were bolted on to her chest, worse than Victoria Beckham, and in shot three she looks like they are melting

  7. Awww

    She looked great until I saw the tummy tuck/loose skin pictures. She should keep her arms raised over her head.

  8. She looks great and while, yes, she has had plastic surgery, she also works out ALOT. You can tell. You can not just get lipo and look like that (just ask Tara Reid…)

  9. She looks great and while, yes, she has had plastic surgery, she also works out ALOT. You can tell. You can not just get lipo and look like that (just ask Tara Reid…)

  10. scary costumes

    Hmm she would have looked better sans plastic surgery – have u seen her up close – its very clown lips – scary.

  11. Nadsak

    Hawt!

  12. Big Dave

    As much as I am not attracted to Lisa (her lips alone give me a queasy feeling)…and as much as I think she is the living example of going too far with trying to stay “young looking”

    …I am going to have to call bullshit on the last couple of pics…they look totally photo-shopped.

  13. lukeoneil47

    shit! i totally didn’t see that twist at the end coming.

    http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/

  14. Ladies,

    It doesn’t matter if you have duck lips or bolt-on tits… if you have dangling labia or saggy boobs…. if you can fuck like tomorrow is the end of the world, every man will want you.

    From what I hear, Rinna used to fuck like a crazy weasel on the sets of her shows…. explains why her self-worth is directly tied to her plastic surgeon’s skills.

  15. Like a screen door in a hurricane I would bang her.

  16. NoMoreDouches

    Sorry RpG no dangling labia or saggy boobs, that’s just going too far..
    Uummmm, crazy weasel

  17. dink squeeze

    Liver lips

  18. jesus

    these pictures are useless without and ass shot

  19. phuture98

    phuckin SMOKIN!!!!!!

    hottter than most 25 yr olds

    I’m in love

  20. GeorgeWBush

    18. jesus

    AMEN my brother…..

  21. Is this the photoshopped version or is the one making the rounds?

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  23. hef

    now that body belongs in playboy whooo-hoooo!!!!!!!!!

  24. Mikey d

    please tell me the last 4 pics are fake!!!

  25. Galtacticus

    She works out like she’s possessed and she knows how to walk and act like a model.Hard work and knowledge can get you there too.

  26. I don’t mind her lips so much… you can always wet them and stick her to the wall when you’re done with her.

  27. Dread not

    I’m still trying to recover from the TMZ video of her giving a mock BJ to the camera, and now this?! Harry Hamlin, you pimp, you!

  28. Wow!

    You can plainly see how self-concious she is about her body in picture 5. She’s actually struggling to suck that gut in.

  29. She got an A for effort, Harry is lucky…most broad dont even try at that age,,,
    regular guys probably needs a forklift to hold the flab so they can have sex….

  30. The Jerk

    It’s such a shame that shes practically the 60 yr old version of Tara Reid with those abs which in this case makes my penis turn into a pretzel just thinking about it but yet at the same time its making me touch myself while Im holding this jar of peanut butter:chunky style with ideas..

  31. Wow!

    @30…..I’d be extremely surprised if you’re not a single man. You certainly should be.

  32. Get ready to blow your top!

    Yes Im attached, just enjoy Rough stop with the Marital and Psychological profiles…

  33. George

    46 years, she is totally MILF.

  34. dontlooknow

    Worst tummy tuck shot since Kate Gosselin’s. Her navel is practically up in her throat.

  35. TopCat

    Very attractive!!

  36. me

    with all her money ANYONE can look hot ….some shots look good then others look not so hot !!! whatever i think she could def look worse at this age but then again with all that money you can buy hotness !!!!!

  37. me

    with all her money ANYONE can look hot ….some shots look good then others look not so hot !!! whatever i think she could def look worse at this age but then again with all that money you can buy hotness !!!!!

  38. datroof

    these posed pics conveniently don’t show her ass, which is fucking gross

  39. scotsman

    that chick is ugly

  40. missywissy

    I think it’s funny that these celebs are hiring photogs to take pictures of them like they’re “paparazzi shots” and leak them theirselves. Wonder if she used Heidi and Spencers photographer? I mean, it looks like she’s with her kid and holding her body in poses that one would do for a magazine or fashion shoot. Aaah…. the superficial.

  41. GEEZ

    I really think she looks like a man. YUCKS!

  42. RtSS

    She would be a wild butt-fuck. Face down and ass up, is the way to take in the beauty of this Lisa. That way you don’t have to stare at those big ol’ nine pound lips of botox she has on her face. Well, I guess since she went to so much trouble to get those nine pound lips, I would allow her to slobber on my schlong for a while. Drink my from my protein shake dispenser, Lisa. Drink until your gullet is full.

  43. Fadeke

    She looks incredible for 46.

  44. thats cool baby.. that why we need fitness training to get that shape..

  45. It’s such a shame that the practical yr 60 which in this case those abs makes my penis with the old version of Tara Reid at the same time shes just still thinking about it but make it while I touch myself Im holding the bread, turn the jar peanut: butter .. Chunky style with ideas

  46. smart

    stop~guys she is still too hot

  47. kelly watts

    FAKE GROSS BITCH !!!

  48. kelly watts

    rinna has hair on her back , has to shave it every other day!

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