Lisa Rinna in a bikini

July 20th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Here’s Lisa Rinna in Malibu yesterday cheating the laws of time, age and gravity. Seriously, if these pictures included a shot of her sucking the life force out of a baby dolphin then magically reversing in age, I’d probably stroke my beard and say “Hmm… that’s about right.” Okay, I might be exaggerating a little – about having a beard. Holy shit, twist ending.

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Comments (48)

  1. mondo270 | July 20, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    a little too janice dickson-sy

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  2. Lemmy Caution | July 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Frist!

    I’m so fulfilled now…

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  3. oh haha | July 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    hey she’s wearing and Ed Hardy bikini! how telling.. she looks good in pictures where she’s stretching no non -stretchy pictures

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  4. jabber@gmail.com | July 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    This is how all old women should look like!

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  5. sure | July 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Sure if all old women spent about 100K in plastic surgery yes they would look that way and when the time comes grandma’s breast implants would be really scary

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  6. anti-pathy | July 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Can’t these women find decent plastic surgeons, for chrissakes she looks like those breasts were bolted on to her chest, worse than Victoria Beckham, and in shot three she looks like they are melting

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  7. Awww | July 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    She looked great until I saw the tummy tuck/loose skin pictures. She should keep her arms raised over her head.

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  8. Sexy Costumes | July 20, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    She looks great and while, yes, she has had plastic surgery, she also works out ALOT. You can tell. You can not just get lipo and look like that (just ask Tara Reid…)

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  9. Sexy Costumes | July 20, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    She looks great and while, yes, she has had plastic surgery, she also works out ALOT. You can tell. You can not just get lipo and look like that (just ask Tara Reid…)

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  10. scary costumes | July 20, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Hmm she would have looked better sans plastic surgery – have u seen her up close – its very clown lips – scary.

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  11. Nadsak | July 20, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Hawt!

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  12. Big Dave | July 20, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    As much as I am not attracted to Lisa (her lips alone give me a queasy feeling)…and as much as I think she is the living example of going too far with trying to stay “young looking”

    …I am going to have to call bullshit on the last couple of pics…they look totally photo-shopped.

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  13. lukeoneil47 | July 20, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    shit! i totally didn’t see that twist at the end coming.

    http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/

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  14. Richport's Ghost | July 20, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Ladies,

    It doesn’t matter if you have duck lips or bolt-on tits… if you have dangling labia or saggy boobs…. if you can fuck like tomorrow is the end of the world, every man will want you.

    From what I hear, Rinna used to fuck like a crazy weasel on the sets of her shows…. explains why her self-worth is directly tied to her plastic surgeon’s skills.

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  15. Vinsanity | July 20, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Like a screen door in a hurricane I would bang her.

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  16. NoMoreDouches | July 20, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Sorry RpG no dangling labia or saggy boobs, that’s just going too far..
    Uummmm, crazy weasel

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  17. dink squeeze | July 21, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Liver lips

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  18. jesus | July 21, 2009 at 12:33 am

    these pictures are useless without and ass shot

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  19. phuture98 | July 21, 2009 at 12:46 am

    phuckin SMOKIN!!!!!!

    hottter than most 25 yr olds

    I’m in love

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  20. GeorgeWBush | July 21, 2009 at 2:31 am

    18. jesus

    AMEN my brother…..

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  21. Sickitten | July 21, 2009 at 2:35 am

    Is this the photoshopped version or is the one making the rounds?

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  22. 881114 | July 21, 2009 at 4:07 am

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  23. hef | July 21, 2009 at 6:14 am

    now that body belongs in playboy whooo-hoooo!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Mikey d | July 21, 2009 at 6:54 am

    please tell me the last 4 pics are fake!!!

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  25. Galtacticus | July 21, 2009 at 8:40 am

    She works out like she’s possessed and she knows how to walk and act like a model.Hard work and knowledge can get you there too.

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  26. RichPort's Ghost | July 21, 2009 at 9:02 am

    I don’t mind her lips so much… you can always wet them and stick her to the wall when you’re done with her.

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  27. Dread not | July 21, 2009 at 9:04 am

    I’m still trying to recover from the TMZ video of her giving a mock BJ to the camera, and now this?! Harry Hamlin, you pimp, you!

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  28. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 9:39 am

    You can plainly see how self-concious she is about her body in picture 5. She’s actually struggling to suck that gut in.

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  29. remedies for bacterial vaginosis | July 21, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Oh…my..

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  30. ROUGH daddy | July 21, 2009 at 10:22 am

    She got an A for effort, Harry is lucky…most broad dont even try at that age,,,
    regular guys probably needs a forklift to hold the flab so they can have sex….

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  31. The Jerk | July 21, 2009 at 10:37 am

    It’s such a shame that shes practically the 60 yr old version of Tara Reid with those abs which in this case makes my penis turn into a pretzel just thinking about it but yet at the same time its making me touch myself while Im holding this jar of peanut butter:chunky style with ideas..

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  32. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 10:41 am

    @30…..I’d be extremely surprised if you’re not a single man. You certainly should be.

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  33. ROUGH daddy | July 21, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Get ready to blow your top!

    Yes Im attached, just enjoy Rough stop with the Marital and Psychological profiles…

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  34. George | July 21, 2009 at 11:07 am

    46 years, she is totally MILF.

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  35. dontlooknow | July 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Worst tummy tuck shot since Kate Gosselin’s. Her navel is practically up in her throat.

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  36. TopCat | July 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Very attractive!!

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  37. me | July 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    with all her money ANYONE can look hot ….some shots look good then others look not so hot !!! whatever i think she could def look worse at this age but then again with all that money you can buy hotness !!!!!

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  38. me | July 21, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    with all her money ANYONE can look hot ….some shots look good then others look not so hot !!! whatever i think she could def look worse at this age but then again with all that money you can buy hotness !!!!!

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  39. datroof | July 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    these posed pics conveniently don’t show her ass, which is fucking gross

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  40. scotsman | July 21, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    that chick is ugly

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  41. missywissy | July 22, 2009 at 12:10 am

    I think it’s funny that these celebs are hiring photogs to take pictures of them like they’re “paparazzi shots” and leak them theirselves. Wonder if she used Heidi and Spencers photographer? I mean, it looks like she’s with her kid and holding her body in poses that one would do for a magazine or fashion shoot. Aaah…. the superficial.

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  42. GEEZ | July 22, 2009 at 3:59 am

    I really think she looks like a man. YUCKS!

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  43. RtSS | July 24, 2009 at 10:41 am

    She would be a wild butt-fuck. Face down and ass up, is the way to take in the beauty of this Lisa. That way you don’t have to stare at those big ol’ nine pound lips of botox she has on her face. Well, I guess since she went to so much trouble to get those nine pound lips, I would allow her to slobber on my schlong for a while. Drink my from my protein shake dispenser, Lisa. Drink until your gullet is full.

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  44. Fadeke | July 30, 2009 at 5:36 am

    She looks incredible for 46.

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  45. Fitness Strength Training | February 1, 2010 at 10:19 am

    thats cool baby.. that why we need fitness training to get that shape..

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  46. digital camera memory cards | May 6, 2010 at 5:19 am

    It’s such a shame that the practical yr 60 which in this case those abs makes my penis with the old version of Tara Reid at the same time shes just still thinking about it but make it while I touch myself Im holding the bread, turn the jar peanut: butter .. Chunky style with ideas

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  47. smart | September 2, 2010 at 4:23 am

    stop~guys she is still too hot

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  48. kelly watts | October 13, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    FAKE GROSS BITCH !!!

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