MAY 2008 WINNER: THE SUPERFICIAL KICKASS DAME OF THE MONTH
Chances are pretty high you’ve never heard of comedian Lisa Nova – until now! Wired.com’s awesomely named blog The Underwire stumbled across Lisa and her quest for YouTube dominance (video after the jump). It’s a touching tale of perseverance, the human spirit and, forget all that stuff, boobies!:
YouTube comedian LisaNova is waging an online war against the pageview-hogging, cleavage-heavy thumbnails that have become so popular on YouTube videos. Her not-so-secret weapon: her boobs.
The comedienne, who’s known for the campy characters that landed her a short run on MadTV, is fighting to beat the soft-core porn peddlers at their own game by offering free photos of her breasts and short videos of herself in various disguises. She’s put together a scandalous series of downloads: Users can choose from “collabcharacters” that depict LisaNova as a sexy librarian, emo college girl, naughty nurse and more.
Finally, a woman willing to battle the Hollywood system with nothing but her breasts and a camcorder. Lisa Nova, allow me to present you with the first ever “The Superficial Kickass Dame of the Month” award. You earned this illustrious achievement through a dedication to displaying yams and, okay, making people laugh. But mostly for the yams.
Props to Scott for seeing boobs and loving America so much he contacted me. Uncle Sam salutes you!
sportsdvl | May 20, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Boobs are as American as anything!
LeFarge | May 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Nice beaver
ZoomBoy | May 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I love her tits..
Randal | May 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Ahh… No.
Randal
Anexio | May 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm
she dont really have the boob and you can tell its diffrent ppeople in all the diffrent pics because the hair. this is so groos because she is just trying to be like brit and nobody ever anc do that. really, so why try when you re just trying to be ripoffs. this is just sad cause this women is try so hard. her luck is running wild and crazy and with to much hair it need those things you cut hair with. shes a thing of toast!
ShizFaceDude | May 20, 2008 at 4:52 pm
totally 5th!!!
Randal | May 20, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Everybody knows I do not like the boobie.
But that aside, this hardly seems like the correct approach to tackle misogyny in our culture. I agree with her aim, but not her methods. It’s like legalizing crime.
Randal
nyc | May 20, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Anexio – try to be more like Zoomboy
ShizFaceDude | May 20, 2008 at 4:53 pm
#5 your spelling sucks mad bowls of balls.
Ted Mosby | May 20, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Genius!
ph7 | May 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Tits.
All the world needs is more tits.
Tits could end all wars.
KoolSurveys | May 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Man, she just set my pants on fire!
sportsdvl | May 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm
#5 put down the bong
james | May 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm
@ #11
truer words have never been spoken.
But yeah, Lisa Nova is definitly cool!
FRIST!!! | May 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Ok I’ll show you my tits.
Just for war sake..
Ted from LA | May 20, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Have Bush and Cheney given this war a nickname yet? Operation Titty Twister is what I heard.
Jaan Kanellis | May 20, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Smart sexy marketing
Leigh-Ann | May 20, 2008 at 5:05 pm
http://www.hawkskennel.com
goodtasteguy | May 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm
so, that’s as good as it gets?
user-generated content is dead.
monkey business | May 20, 2008 at 5:15 pm
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do < U>laundry, and pay a list of ‘pretend’ bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time–no emailing .
Each man must also take each child to a doctor’s appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Eac h man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child’s birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor’s name. Also the child’s weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child’s favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if…he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment’s notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!
DJ Jazzy P | May 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Funny! I’d like to see “Bozo the Clown Lisa Nova!”
Dude | May 20, 2008 at 5:27 pm
@20 No deal. Fuck that. Fuck that!!
poot | May 20, 2008 at 5:28 pm
she’s cute, but i did not think that was funny. i got sucked in by the boobs.
FRIST!!! | May 20, 2008 at 5:31 pm
@22 No, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! Ok, no, I agree with YOU!!!!!!!!!
lobosolo | May 20, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I’m requesting “donkey punched ” Lisa Nova.
theDentistq | May 20, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I don’t understand this. It’s not funny.
snarky | May 20, 2008 at 5:42 pm
she’s ugly; looks like a fricken dude in that picture. And I’m not gonna help her little “campaign” out by playing the video; then again, what do I care about boobies anyways…if I want to see breasts I can just look down.
havoc | May 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Um, shouldn’t she be funny?
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Flavio | May 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm
i don’t get it, there are exactly no pics of her boobs at her site, she’s not really funny, and the whole thing is lame. did i miss the actual tits somehow?
jesus | May 20, 2008 at 6:10 pm
@20
Great. Can it be followed by a show where housewives (gasp!) get jobs, do them every day, earn money and NOT spend it on clothes and makeup and deal with bitchy men?
junky | May 20, 2008 at 6:26 pm
um ok
Mai Roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI | May 20, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Really not that funny. Mediocre at best.
She’s def got some comedic ability but not understanding why only tits and puppies get hits on You Tube is like saying that you don’t understand why Nickelback has a career.
pistola | May 20, 2008 at 6:41 pm
anexio- i hate u.
meee | May 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm
i feel like “broad” would be a way better title than “dame”
hmmm... | May 20, 2008 at 7:16 pm
where are the naked boobies at? it looks like she has nice tits…but it dont mean shit if i cant see them…what the eff!!!
Juliet | May 20, 2008 at 7:32 pm
She’s awesome.
Jen6 | May 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Someone told her she was hot. The true tragedy is that she believed them.
Binky | May 20, 2008 at 9:43 pm
This chick isn’t new. My sources are saying she’s on PBS every Tuesday, just before Frontline.
Although,like, I’ve heard this woman does a decent ‘HotforWords’ imitation – I still don’t really ‘get’ this YouTube community thing.
Like, do any of these people have, like, jobs ? Personally I barely have time in the internet day to check my e-mail and download the latest porn. And these people are producing some sort of crap mini-series ? Like WTF ?!
(just kidding about the porn Mom)
(Oh, in case someone should ask, a Zogby pole or whatever, 9/11 was an inside job)
(And where’s her cleavage site ? – the story is a bit vague)
Binky | May 20, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Oh and #20 I read between the lines and decided you were trying to make some sort of ‘point’ as they say in the debate industry.
Is that you Helen Reddy ?
dude_on_a_wire | May 20, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Lame
@5 quit bogarting the g-nob and I’ll pass along the secret of constructing an actual sentence, whch you can upload to YouTube and show all your friends.
HuckyDucky | May 20, 2008 at 10:20 pm
FRIST!!! I would like to see your goth tits.
HuckyDucky | May 20, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Pretty face, great body. That may keep her from being taken seriously as a comic performer.
c45j | May 20, 2008 at 11:10 pm
i dont understand the fucking poiint of this.
dude | May 21, 2008 at 12:14 am
Obnoxious chick with fake tits and an annoying voice analyzes the phenomenon of celebrity worship in terms of “humor” and “irony”? Holy geez, I just GOTTA see more of this!
Watched 20 seconds of that video and promptly gave up.
funkstar | May 21, 2008 at 4:55 am
this is f’in brilliant
Nikky Raney | May 21, 2008 at 7:22 am
WHAT THE FUCK.
I love this website but Lisa Nova DOES NOT deserve to be on here AT ALL.
She is a youtube star that honestly,
I am in awe that she is featured on this website.
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Nikky Raney | May 21, 2008 at 7:23 am
She offers people to use clips of her own video so that their videos will get more views, She is a complete snob.
Turtlestein | May 21, 2008 at 8:39 am
We’ve hade the internet for a long, long time now. Why does clevage get any reaction ?
Ryan Almighty | May 21, 2008 at 9:59 am
She never shows the goods, and she’s the opposite of funny. Her voice makes me want to punch babies and then apologize to them, and I NEVER apologize. What are you doing posting this trash? I thought you had a soul man.
yawn | May 21, 2008 at 10:16 am
i thought it was funny.. i think she is pretty hot..
i was expecting nudity so i am somewhat disappointed.. but i will live..
good post =)