Lisa Marie Presley sues tabloid for calling her fat

March 10th, 2008 // 71 Comments

Lisa Marie Presley had to reveal her pregnancy early because a British tabloid published photos of her last week and claimed her unhealthy diet was causing severe weight gain. But, I mean, seriously an offspring of Elvis gaining weight in their later years? Would’ve thought? Anyway, Lisa Marie was of course pregnant unbeknownst to the The Daily Mail and is suing them for libel. The AP reports:

“It really upset her,” Presley’s attorney Jo Paton told The Associated Press. “She was about to announce her pregnancy and was shocked and hurt by the unkind article about her appearance.”
Paton said Presley was seeking an apology and damages.
The Daily Mail said the first indication they had of Presley’s complaint was when they were served with court documents.
“We are investigating the matter,” the newspaper said in a statement.

I don’t think Lisa Marie Presley can really sue The Daily Mail for libel because they called her fat. I call Jennifer Love Hewitt fat all the time and she’s yet to sue the pants off me. Then again maybe she knows that a.) she has no case because I’m omnipotent or b.) this is another thinly-veiled attempt to have her remove my pants. No one can really know for sure. Mostly because I didn’t list the answer which is c.) all of the above.

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  1. Jenniferxx

    She was said to have a personal account on ‘affluentmeet.com’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

  2. mike

    FRIST???

    Seriously, is that you?

  3. sam

    Jesus. Tyra Banks has more attractive skid marks.

  4. Alicio

    lmao. “The King” has a fat dumpling for a daughter who will sue you if you call her a fat dumpling, even though she really is a fat dumpling. About sums it up for the U.S.A-holes.

  5. woodhorse

    I didn’t know Elvis was pregnant when he died. I almost feel sorry for making fun of him. Almost.

    Lisa needs to grow her some muttonchops if she wants to birth Baby Huey in private. That way we’ll all be awaiting her next CD (not) rather than talk about how FAT FAT FAT she is. And ugly. She’s fucking ugly.

  6. woodhorse

    Oh yeah – Will Sasso does a spot-on Lisa Marie impersonation complete with a chimp as her ex-husband. The chimp isn’t fat.

  7. Captain-Insano

    So if you are pregnant, you automatically put on 85 LBS then shit out a 7 lb baby? Bullshit you talentless fat ass.

  8. Kim

    Looks like she’s been livin’ at Toiletbreak Hotel.

  9. #2 yessss???

    Isn’t she a little old to be having a baby? Didn’t she used to be married to Michael Jackson? Therefore, isn’t she a little stupid to be having a baby??

  10. adeliza

    She was, is, and shall forever be nothing but a spoiled brat. Elvis ruined her with his indulgences.
    I have always heard she was an absolute terror of a child.

  11. Mike, that’s not Frist you dolt. It looks a little like her, but not as much as Kathy Griffin.

  12. Auntie Kryst

    I think this story is BS. She’s on that new Pop Fiction show and she’s just trying to pull a prank on the paps. I do respect that she really got into character with actually putting on all that weight and looking like she just had a quaalude.

    PS, King, the quaalude reference was all for you!

  13. JJ

    Jumbo is in the house.

  14. Roger

    First!

  15. Wendy

    Poor Elvis, he must be rolling over in his grave. How was he supposed to know that if he put a bridge up on the grounds of Graceland, his daughter was going to end up living under it?

  16. Patricia

    Wow! This is what happens when you start in on the fried peanut butter and bananas sandwiches at an early age.

  17. Isn’t she already stinkin’ rich? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit… what is she gonna do with an extra coupla mil? To her, that’s just cheeseburger money…

  18. nic

    #4, you are hanging out with the best of them…

    oh, 18th!

  19. Guy

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  20. redsonja1313

    she may be pregnant but she is still fat …. get over it or go on a diet

  21. D. Richards (Sadist.)

    What a dumb fucking lawsuit.

    Daughter-of Elvis? You are fat! You’re a cheap fat slob who’s almost worth her weight in her father’s fortune. Glazed donut time!

    Choke-Choke-Choke-Choke-Choke!

  22. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    fatty

    oh and 17, is that Royce Clayton i hear?

  23. fergernauster

    Look to the right in the 3rd pic.

    You will see the bloated, shiny profile of one Priscilla Presley.

    Maniacal Scientologist that she is.

    But Lisa Marie’s daughter is HOT.

  24. fergernauster

    Besides… how is it that by telling the truth, a publication can be sued?

    I mean, she IS fat. That is not a lie.

  25. The Laughing God

    My peach cobbler was so nice on Saturday. See the trick is to, make sure the peach is firm, but not too firm, soft, but not too soft, almost pre-rot, pre, not rot. Then to dice them up and mix it all together with my “special ingredients list”. Shh! I am not telling you! Martha has been after that recipe for years! The glower on her face when she looked over at her husband Mathew and saw his face awash with pleasure on his first bite is the only thing that give me pleasure my old years. Mercy me! Mercy me! Oh, ho, ho…no, no I think I will cut back on the amount of marijuana in it next time.

  26. havoc

    Christ, she’s fat…….

    .

  27. Marco

    FIRST!!!

  28. fergernauster

    I like to fry my onions in pure olive oil. Virgin is absolutely BEST. Put pan on high to sear the edges; do not carmelize! But add liberal amounts of salt and freshly-ground three-variety (white, black and red) peppercorn. If you must, douse with water mid-way through to prevent burn, but let it evaporate before transferring to serving dish.

    Diced garlic mixed against the translucent husks of onions is a DREAM!

    An absolute must when camping outside or when the inclement weather drives you inside that rustic cabin all weekend.

  29. D.Z.

    Hey, hey mama, said the way you move
    Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

    Well, I like the way you shake that thing
    Watch your honey drip, I can’t keep away

    My nerves are shy, are burning red
    Dreams of you all through my head

    A child who knows that I found out
    What people mean my down and out

    Well, I don’t know, but I’ve been told
    That a city livin’ woman ain’t got no soul (no soul, no soul)

    Black dog, black dog, black dog
    Black dog, black dog, black dog

    You ain’t nothing but a black dog, cryin’ all the time
    You ain’t nothing but a black dog, cryin’ all the time
    You ain’t never caught a rabbit
    And you ain’t no friend of mine, black dog

  30. veggi

    I like turtles..

  31. She was adorable when she was born! What happened?

  32. whatever

    There is nothing to sue over. Being pregnant is not an excuse for being a fatass. The only part that should be growing if you have a healthy lifestyle is your UTERUS. She clearly has some unhealthy habits in addition to being pregnant.

  33. juniper

    Pregnancy doesn’t mean you should become a whale. She looks obese and unhealthy. Good luck trying to convince the judge you’re not fat.

    31. Scientology happened.

  34. morga

    #7 is spot on. Being preggers does not make you blimp out unless you’re using it as an excuse to eat deep-fried everything.

  35. Holly

    I’m with 7, 20, & 21. I don’t get these women who get preggo and bloat up like a Coast Guard raft because they’re using it as an excuse to eat uncontrollably. We’re are expecting a baby due next week, and I’ve only gained 12lbs the whole pregnancy (I’m 5’9). It’s just a belly ball…as it should be, since that’s WHERE THE UTERUS IS.

    Clearly, she’s carrying her baby in her neck google and upper-arm fat. Her coat sleeve is about to explode. Even her earlobes look swollen. WTF? That’s not pregnancy. That’s fat-ass.

    PS I like turtles too…

  36. sharpeidude

    Elvis is not dead! Check in between Lisa Marie’s folds and he’s hiding there.

    I read it on http://www.facialhumiliation.com

  37. fergernauster

    Her daughter, Rumer, is HoT!

  38. Veroonica

    She must be on the Kirsty alley diet. another scientolitard.

    Fuck shamu. Check out her Mom. she looks like she had a porcelin kabuki mask sewn to her face. Leatherface would be jealous. Another one that fucked up her face, rather than accept her natural ageing, which can be a beautiful thing.

  39. jrz

    But……….she…………is…..fat.

  40. uhm

    why does she always look like she just got out of a steam room?

  41. Mikey Jackson

    Oh…by the way…I’m the Dad!

  42. killer

    She’s not fat. Her child is big boned.

  43. tanya

    Forget Lisa Marie, is her mom made out of wax?

  44. buttinsky

    Wait, did they say she was HAVING A BABY… for dinner?

  45. Yeah, that’s pretty puffy if she was just about to announce it. Unless the birth is happening tomorrow, she shouldn’t be that big.

  46. Oh yeah…and wah, so they called you fat. Adapt and overcome, twit.

  47. cutell

    she still charming. I’m curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named “Searching Millionaire dot com”. It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely?

  48. vertmont

    puhleeeeze – get over it RICH BITCH who can sympathise with a bitch like her and a fat bitch at that, I had a baby I didn’t get as fat as that pig is now.

  49. Anexio

    She’s not preg fer christ’s sake!

    No dude would bang a chick that Michael Jackson touched.

    I’d put my dick into a vial of HCL before I’d stick her and I think I speak for the entire male population of the planet.

    Out.

  50. bootlips

    Michael never touched her.

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