Some of you may be too young to remember Lisa Loeb. She was famous for something back in the early nineties. I don’t remember what; I think it had something to do with a dancing giraffe. But I do remember really wanting to see her as naked as possible. Well, ten or so years later, my prayers have been answered, sorta. And she doesn’t look bad. If she was as entertaining singing as she is running around in a thong, maybe I’d buy more of her music. Particularly if she sang naked. And in my bedroom. And used my wang as a microphone.
UPDATE: And now there’s video.
Larry | January 31, 2006 at 9:22 am
Lisa Loeb’s hiney is looking good.
It appears that The Joker was sharing her dressing room that day.
Lil Timmy | January 31, 2006 at 9:32 am
Wow, her ass looks fucking great.
hafaball | January 31, 2006 at 9:34 am
I guess her ass looks okay…but it looks like she only has one cheek, just that the thong created two. Maybe she also has one big titty.
Mugato | January 31, 2006 at 9:45 am
SHe’s still cute after all these years. I think it’s the nerdy glasses.
ESQ | January 31, 2006 at 9:46 am
I see your hiney, it’s nice and shiny. If you don’t move it I’m gone to bite it.
Justin Cider | January 31, 2006 at 9:50 am
In that same episode she shows off a bra she’s wearing as well. I’m so glad she didn’t marry that damn Zappa…
I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen… Frank Zappa was an overrated retard.
Drew | January 31, 2006 at 9:52 am
Lisa loeb has always been gorgeous and her ass looks wonderful.
PinkRose | January 31, 2006 at 9:56 am
Lisa seems to really take of herself. She’s looking for someone who is in her late 30′s.
Monkey | January 31, 2006 at 10:15 am
I always knew there was an insatiable sex kitten underneath those nerdy glasses and guitar ballads.
DrDanny | January 31, 2006 at 10:22 am
Whoa, there.
Dweezil Zappa and Justin Crider may be over-rated retards, but FZ is justly lauded as a pioneer of something or other. Your not liking his music doesn’t make it valueless.
Lisa Loeb, OTOH, has never impressed me as anything other than a potentially good pieceo f poonany. Or is that poonannie? or ??.
HeeHaw | January 31, 2006 at 10:26 am
She’s adorable!
Let’s hear it for Lisa Loeb! And thongs!
DEVO | January 31, 2006 at 10:42 am
The thong remains the same. America’s throw-away culture does have tinges of green, including tree-spikers and the media’s penchant for recycling entertainers who have been out to pasture for years (or sitting on the curb outside their homes, waiting for the Vikoz or EPA or E! trucks to come). Loeb, Flava Flav, et al are capitalism personified in a corporate feudal state. Serfs work the land then demand entertainment after a hard day’s toil, no matter from whence the detritus/compose came.
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Today, what does it take
To do The Superthing
I’ll tell you what it takes
A very simple thing
Iron nerves like the pilot of a jumbo jet
Or a girl on the go … who hasn’t got there yet
Airdale | January 31, 2006 at 10:43 am
I’d hit it!
DEVO | January 31, 2006 at 10:45 am
Typos are integral to our DNA. DEVO meant to type “detritus/compost,” not “detritus/compose.” — Ed.
Olichka | January 31, 2006 at 10:54 am
Her ass looks fantastic, I’ve never seen a thong look better on an ass. Rock on Lisa!
SuperSpence | January 31, 2006 at 10:57 am
I would enjoy repeatedly inserting my phallus into her vagina. And other things of a similar nature.
HollyJ | January 31, 2006 at 11:06 am
Who is the mad scientist in the background laughing maniacally and apparently wielding a spanking implement in his left hand? I think whoever took this picture was “coitus nerdus interruptus.”
spamnews | January 31, 2006 at 11:19 am
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Justin Cider said on January 31, 2006 09:50 AM
I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen… Frank Zappa was an overrated retard.
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I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen… Justin Cider is a retard.
J-Bo | January 31, 2006 at 11:26 am
If all bookwormish chicks looked like this with there clothes off. We’d all be married with real smart kids today. post#16 says it all.
Shaun | January 31, 2006 at 11:28 am
I remember her song “you say, you only hear what I want to” or someting like that.
She still looks stunning after all these years.
Kitchy | January 31, 2006 at 11:31 am
“Ohhh I don’t know…and I don’t CAAARE..if I ever see this again…”
she does look good though. I wish I could wear stripes.
HeeHaw | January 31, 2006 at 11:44 am
I just love the whole rockin a thong with boots thing.
On anybody else it would look slutty, on her, it’s cute. Boots, thong, and glasses. It’s awesome.
New fashion trend…
Jaydel | January 31, 2006 at 11:58 am
Nassatal
Nikk The Templar | January 31, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I love hot nerd girls.
I don’t give a crap about the thong, I just think Lisa Loeb’s gorgeous.
Dr. Pascal | January 31, 2006 at 12:22 pm
As the immortal Socrates said to his disciples just after mid-terms:
postvidplzkthx
Sheva | January 31, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Never could get into the I’m the chick Poindexter look.
But she’s taking care of her, uhm assets. Good job.
Jaydel | January 31, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Nassatal = no ass at all
PapaHotNuts | January 31, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Sorry I’m late posting, but I just finished fucking a librarian after viewing this.
mrs.t | January 31, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Here’s the jealous mama’s take: “let’s see how good she looks after a few pregnancies.”
Heidi Klum blew that whole excuse out of the fucking water, though.
She looks great. For a dwarf.
Truly, if I looked that good in a thong and knee-highs, you would ALL know about it. I would sell my house and my kids and buy up every available billboard possible, plastered with pics of my hot-crossed buns.
mrs.t | January 31, 2006 at 1:03 pm
And I just remembered that my husband used to have a pretty serious secret crush on her. He is going to poop into his panties when he gets a load of this.
Now I’m off to the gym. (That’s right, by that I mean box of HO-HO’S).
Elvis Julep | January 31, 2006 at 1:22 pm
“I see your hiney, it’s nice and shiny. If you don’t move it I’m gone to bite it.”
Its “If you don’t HIDE it I’m gonna bite it.” Kind of like a rhyme, only not.
Jesus, who do I have to blow to get an accurate quote around here?
Jaydel | January 31, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Is she Jewish?
Flush it all away | January 31, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Yowza…that’s a tuchus right there.
Of course, we all know that this is that first, liberating step. That’s right: first, she wears a thong on television. She suffers no societal reprobation, feels no puritan guilt. Rather, she enjoys her exhilerating little window of freedom. She indulges in this thumbing-the-nose at society’s constraints, at those who pigeonholed her as “cute” but not “sexy.” Who knows, perhaps Daddy’s expectations even come into play.
But that window stays open only briefly, and she yearns for another, longer taste of personal freedom; it becomes her own narcotic. Oh, to immerse herself in scandal, to bathe in taboo! A racy FHM spread follows. “Don’t be afraid of your curves,” the photographer whispers in honey tones. “Purse those lips like a good girl.”
The FHM shoot feeds the addiction, but does not quench it. The mantra “I am Lisa Loeb, I am woman” cycles endlessly in her mind, as those wicked sisters Pleasure and Passion become her fondest acquaintances. Another thrill! More freedom! Shed the bonds of the forbidden!
Soon enough, she’s fucking a pony on video for $50.
xAgonyxScenex | January 31, 2006 at 1:40 pm
If you guys and gals think thats a nice ass then you havn’t seen many butts -_-’
She basically has no ass. Maybe it’s the pic, maybe it’s not.
Courtney | January 31, 2006 at 1:54 pm
*squeeze*
KMac | January 31, 2006 at 2:21 pm
LOL at PapaHotNuts. Wow, that’s a good one.
Damn she’s hot. I love chicks in glasses.
al rarow | January 31, 2006 at 2:27 pm
“Hey! It’s me Lisa Loeb. Remember me and my glasses? Lisa Loeb? “Stay”? Nothing?
Well then, uhm… er…here’s my ass! HAY LOOK ME OVER! I’m 37 and ready to date!
No, I don’t work at the coffeeshop — the name is Lisa Loeb. I have a greatest hits CD out for crapsake! Look at my eyebrows, look at my glasses, look at my long butt. Wanna take me out?”
billabong021 | January 31, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Dunno who she is but she’s got a v nice ass.
Larry | January 31, 2006 at 2:36 pm
“Is she Jewish?”
Yes, she is a Yid.
Psiberknetic | January 31, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Oh man. I’ve been madly in love with Lisa Loeb since about 1994. Now she goes and does this? *swoon* In a better world, we’d be together :)
Roxie | January 31, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Somehow I dont think this is what Sisqo had in mind …
Whatup | January 31, 2006 at 3:09 pm
uh uh uh uh uh….thanks for that post
eastboundanddown | January 31, 2006 at 3:19 pm
What does her being Jewish have to do with her ass? I’ve never noticed a difference..then again it’s hard to notice the difference when there’s only a sheet with a hole in it to separate us.
Thin & Wicked | January 31, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Holy damn. She makes me want to yell the National Anthem between her asscheeks.
Jaydel | January 31, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Sheet with a hole in it to separate us? Huh?!?! I read on another web site that she was Jewish and wanted to find out for sure if it was true.
PapaHotNuts | January 31, 2006 at 3:54 pm
That dude on #12 really is passionate about his posts. Kinda like how OJ really was passionate about killing his wife.
cornelius_prot | January 31, 2006 at 4:36 pm
jaydel never seen the ucb? besides, it’s clear what her being jewish has to do with her ass: you can’t buttchug milk with jews.
Jaydel | January 31, 2006 at 4:42 pm
ucb?????
The Devil | January 31, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Lisa Loeb won’t be single for long, that’s for damn sure.
Hotness!
cornelius_prot | January 31, 2006 at 5:27 pm
upright citizens brigade