Lisa Opie in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 5.2.14

May 2nd, 2014 // 24 Comments

Here’s Lisa Opie trying out this new thing where you take your phone and aim it at your face and tits, then post it all over the Internet. I think they’re calling it a selfie. Sounds so dumb right? Probably won’t catch on at all. Anyway, huge thanks to you guys for hanging in there with me this week. It’s been super fun to fill in for Fish and I’m not just talking about getting to sit behind the big desk and play with all these cool toys. *opens packaging, hears distant shrieking* And look at these weird, old-looking comic books. I wonder if they’re any good. *tears plastic, cell phone starts ringing nonstop* Nah, these are junk. *puts in shredder, watches live hostage situation develop on local southern TV news station*

Back to the norm on Monday,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Talya Ysidro

    great body and this is coming from a woman. Now let all the overweight jealous women hate on her

  2. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    Homina, homina.

  3. Dirtbag Alert

    Finally, a real woman with real parts, and she’s damn pretty!
    I was tired of looking at fake butts and fake tits, attached to
    models* with butter faces who looked unhappy.

    *hookers

  4. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    I am pretty sure my Head belongs between Her Legs

  5. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    Very nice…

  6. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    Om nom nom…

  7. Polk

    Smokin’ body. Shame about the face, though.

  8. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    This girl is tremendously cute. Nice way to wrap up the week.

    Thanks, PB! Job well done holding down the fort.

  9. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    I want one of these for my penis. I think he would enjoy it. Where do I get one?

  10. Jade

    I usually look forward to the various pics in The Crap I Missed.. but the single-person bikini pics are getting boring :(

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    Whoa. That’s a beautiful ass. She now has my full attention.

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    Her body is on point.

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    You’re doing it wrong honey. That selfie should be directed at your perfect ass.

  14. richie

    love ya’ miss ya’

  15. Lisa Opie Bikini Taking Selfies
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    Nice buns hun

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    They need to work on a device that helps women like Lisa to easily take ass selfies.

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    Don’t know her, but her ass looks nice!

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    I like that type of body.

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    I’m gonna stare this for a few hours.

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