Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

June 27th, 2014 // 25 Comments

- Jeremy Renner‘s Bourne franchise is doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cam Gigandet hated everyone on The O.C. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday: Relive it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]

- The tell-all book about Kate Gosselin sounds just about right. [Fishwrapper]

- Got an abortion coming up? The Supreme Court just made it a nice shitshow for you. [The Frisky]

- Porn stars, dick pics and politicians never mix well. Never. [WWTDD]

- Lindsay Ellingson won whatever the hell is happening here. [Popoholic]

- Don’t ask R. Kelly about his transgender kid. [Starpulse]

- 2015 NFL Cheerleader Bikini Calendar BTS Blowout [Coed]

- LEANN RIMES HAS STRETCH MARKS! — I don’t know why I just did that. [tooFab]

- Hayden Panettiere‘s going to breastfeed a train? [Hollywood Tuna]

- What’s up, Filippa Hamilton? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    I have no idea who she is but Holy Jesus on a Palomino. She is stunning!

  2. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    Boo!

  3. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    Yay!

  4. Well, I’m spent. What a lovely start to the morning!

  5. MD2020

    I’m going to put myself out on a limb here, but I think that this woman is very attractive.

  6. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    cc
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    ‘Hey, ya, how is it going? Just down at the park, doing some yoga in a bikini bottom and a tight crop top. There’s some guy taking pics of me…I can’t believe it, you know, I came down here for some peace and quiet.’

  7. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    cc
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    Yay!

  8. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    cc
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    Not getting this picture from another angle is, I am pretty sure, a felony in most states.

  9. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    She is my favorite of the ‘prance/stretch around in a bikini for random attention’ crew.

  10. holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit. she may just be the hottest broad ever to be featured on this site. dayummmmm. the Kuntdashians would try to sell their souls (again) to look even HALF this good. wow.

  11. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    That Hamsa isn’t warding off my evil eye.

  12. Balls Mcgee

    Please replace her with all the butterfaces. PLEASE!

  13. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    It’s amazing how a great body can eclipse a beat face. If that face was on Lena Dunham’s body, she wouldn’t even bother with the futile chore of caking on makeup.

  14. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    Short Round
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    Women go to a public park to do this, dressed like this. Then complain that men never leave them alone and all they want is sex.

  15. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    Short Round
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    Don’t really care for the face. But everything else is just yummy!

  16. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    Face looks like a mannequin, body looks airbrushed.
    And she’s posing for the paps.
    Honestly, is that all that is needed to get in on some of those big show biz bucks?
    If only I had know when I was 20.
    Oh, wait. Never mind.

  17. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    Jack Ketch
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    Phony eyelashes for a yoga session?

  18. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    Tyler Perry
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    Does anywhere know where exactly this park is in Miami where all these half naked chicks go to do fake workouts and get photographed? This place is a “must-visit” the next time I make it down therei.

    • From my admittedly limited experience, my guess is it’ll be within two blocks of the ocean, because the rest of the city is a shithole.

  19. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
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    That’s a great penis insertion position for us guys! A lady who likes to please us guys.

  20. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    coljack
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    The Eye of Fatima says: “For an ass man like myself, this t-shirt is a real slap in the face.”

  21. Lisa Opie Bikini Yoga
    CrashHell
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    Dude, all the blood is rushing out of may braine klifcleovistvoy…meepboobdop…

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