Lindsay Lohan is upset at whoever is spreading rumors Paris Hilton hit her with a drink over the weekend. Unfortunately, that ass clown would be herself. As she was getting into a car with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears on Sunday she told paparazzi:
“Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
Yet only twelve hours earlier she was telling the paparazzi:
“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”
I’ve known mice that are smarter than this. And I’m not talking about super genius mutant mice either. I’m talking about the stupid ones. The ones who couldn’t make it through the maze and decided they’d just lie there and try to eat their own tails instead.
There’s only one time in a woman’s life when she wears boots like that, and that is the time when she wants 12 inches of black manaconda inside of her anal canal.
Mean Girls really WAS a good movie.
I can’t understand how she could have read the script, acted in the film, and not taken any of the life lessons with her, even though they were designed primarily for teenaged girls. I just don’t get it.
So yes, I agree wholeheartedly with the headline here. I bet even Dakota Fanning knows better than to trust guys that look like kidnappers.
I am definitely not sending her any candy-cane-grams this year. But I might send a card with a sharper razor, and instructions on which way to cut for optimal blood loss.
You know, if these three parasites actually were smart enough purposely do these things to make money out of it, I fail to see Lindsay’s motivation. Her “acting” career is suffering because of it, she’s got ZERO cred and it’s barely a notch above Tara Reid (who’s apperently trying to clean herself up) and rapidly sinking. Paris and Britney are just wallowing in their natural element like cockroaches on garbage.
I think Paris/Brit/Lindsay would be far more amusing if they poked each other in the eyes and slapped each other with mackerels. Paris is definitively Moe.
Is anyone more full of herself than Lindsay “I-had-a-terrible-childhood” Lohan?? Yeah her fucking childhood was terrible alright. I wish I had been a child model for abercrombie & been a millionaire before I was 20. I mean, her mom was Rockette and her dad was a drunk…you can’t buy that kind of entertainment.
#51, thanks, I nearly pissed myself reading that.
As for Lindsay. What a dumb-shit, MAYBE if a person was in a coma there is an excuse for forgetting that you said something in front of a video recorder only one day earlier, but for ANYBODY else, trying to lie when there is recorded evidence to the contrary is so stupid that it is my believe she is actually dead and her gold digger mother is actually proping her up ala Weekend at Bernies. There really isn’t another explanation….oh wait, I guess being coked out of your head would do it.
Also….
Do her lips look inflated?
#57
Her ego gave them the idea.
PMSL…the weekend @bernie’s reference =)) Fuck I love this board!!
Lindsay has the brain of a dead tree
can’t she just like hurry up and OD…..for good? God, everyones so fucking sick of looking at her.
To Quote Patsy from Ab-Fab,
“Who Dies in their own vomit these days?!?!?!!”
Pats, looking at Linds, I don’t hink you’ve got long to wait.
WHAT IS UP WITH THE lIZA MINELLI MAKEUP?
also, ever since shes been hanging out with brandon davis, her head has become just as grossly bloated as his
She has achieved everything now.
She looks so used-up. She is really going to ruin her life. The sickest thing is that we are the same age so I look at her like I look at myself or any other 20-year-old.
She’s a cute little girl and an obnoxious whore in a 2-1 package.
The photos taken of her few years ago were good, she seemed like a nice girl and all. Photos taken 2006 show a face anyone could have by efficient drug-use, drinking, and too much money she doesn’t know what to do with.
She’ll die in few years. I don’t want it to happen, but it will happen.
#38
didnt we explain that lindsay…
…has a free pass : )))
you can try as hard as you want…
…but you will never succeed
lol my b*tches :)))
Lindsay Lohan is a grade A hoe ass clown!
Would not snatch ass up.
She’s so stupid. She just didn’t wanna get kicked out the Big girl’s gang since she wanted attention! Lol she thought Paris would never find out but she did…so she denied it…what an asshole! No one even likes her anymore. I like Hilary Duff more, she’s not a whore and a wannabe by showing her crotch to be just like Paris Hilton!
y the fuck is everyone hating on lindsay? i think she s just confused n scared to b alone…meaning not having any friend s. that s y she took back what she said about paris hitting her…supposedly she was just lying??? i feel sorry for her, rather than hate her. she should just forget about britney n paris, cus those two r fucking slut s! lindsay is just gonna turn out like them: having babie s over n over again, not being a mother n not caring for them. n a stupid cunt that just sleep s around with everyone, n look s like an asshole…
ha ha….good to see two skanks go at it
I know this sounds odd but Lina Wurtmuller looks like Lindsay’s grandmother. PErhaps because they’re both Italian?