Lindsay Lohan is upset at whoever is spreading rumors Paris Hilton hit her with a drink over the weekend. Unfortunately, that ass clown would be herself. As she was getting into a car with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears on Sunday she told paparazzi:
“Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
Yet only twelve hours earlier she was telling the paparazzi:
“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”
I’ve known mice that are smarter than this. And I’m not talking about super genius mutant mice either. I’m talking about the stupid ones. The ones who couldn’t make it through the maze and decided they’d just lie there and try to eat their own tails instead.
littlemisssunshine | November 28, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Haha what an asshole. first!!
amhi | November 28, 2006 at 3:28 pm
She looks like three shades of shit these days.
PunjabPete | November 28, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Karma train, Karma train, I want a Karma train….
Tracie | November 28, 2006 at 3:28 pm
I’m sorry, she’s really a talented actress and all, but I’m actually hoping that she’ll die soon…
minniememe | November 28, 2006 at 3:30 pm
ahhh…. The Parent Trap: her crowning achievement. Yawn.
ponk | November 28, 2006 at 3:33 pm
who dressed her that day? looks like she woke up from a bender and just put on the first thing she found which just happened to be a chamois shower curtain.
enfilade | November 28, 2006 at 3:34 pm
In other news, the sun is bright.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
ponk | November 28, 2006 at 3:34 pm
“paris is a cunt…i love her…she’s my friend”
supanigga | November 28, 2006 at 3:40 pm
LINDSAY
SHOW YOUR CUNT!
just spread em and let the ticks crawl out
EvilPotato | November 28, 2006 at 3:45 pm
According to the original post, both versions of The World According to Blowhan (self-contradictory mess of a reality show that it is) are actually on tape.
It’s Vanity Fair all over again. What a stupid whore.
mztry | November 28, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Lindsay, you don’t need Paris as a friend. Clean up your act, and read your Bible! GOD will help you!
pixel killya | November 28, 2006 at 3:50 pm
We are all getting played. The Three Wise Hos have the whole world promoting them. Good publicity, Bad publicity, doesn’t matter – they have you paying attention to their stupid antics, so they win.
Saera | November 28, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Haha!
she even makes britney spears look good!
mdmcalifornia | November 28, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Is that Jennifer Aniston standing behind her?
buzz_clik | November 28, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Hell, I know DEAD mice who could outwit her.
I must, however, disagree with the title of this article. The lass is on an amazing, completely higher plateau of stupid. Nothing plain about it in the slightest.
NOTE: when I say I know dead mice, it’s not like I hang out with dead mice a lot. That would be ludicrous. I only met them a couple of times through my girlfriend, but not enough to say we were close.
sonreesa | November 28, 2006 at 4:16 pm
why in god’s name would you fake tan your entire upper body, make your cheeks look like orange slices and then leave your legs almost as pale as your top?
herbiefrog | November 28, 2006 at 4:19 pm
hey babe…
maybe time for another
session with madonna
why compete…
when you’ve already won?
MargeAggedon | November 28, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Did her latest trick wrap her in a soiled blouse and push her out the door of the motel?
She looks about half a step up from homeless two dollar ho.
frenchtoaststix | November 28, 2006 at 4:31 pm
I’m pretty sure Just Plain Stupid is stamped on her driver’s license.
Saera | November 28, 2006 at 4:45 pm
#16, I must agree.
i could’ve agreed that she looked like a monster, i just couldn’t see what it was that made her look sooo. different.
psycho_analyst | November 28, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I want to say that she probably doesn’t remember what she’s doing since she seems to be on a permanent bender, but I think I’ll have to agree with #12.
What I know for sure though is that she should really lay off that lip injection shit. Not a good look for her.
Steeno | November 28, 2006 at 4:57 pm
this is just sad. she has no parents to watch over her, and nobody responsible will take an interest in her, so she needs to hire herself a Mintz. although she’s poor, only worth about 7m, i think she can swing it.
eXtasyStef | November 28, 2006 at 5:16 pm
It’s not even just that she’s stupid–it’s that she’s too stupid not stop being stupid in public.Where’s that rabid handler who kept making excuses for her behavior? You think she’d have gagged her by now.
eXtasyStef | November 28, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Correction: Too stupid to stop being stupid in public. Stupid must be catching.
krisdylee | November 28, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Edna needs to report Lindsay right now.
Cat | November 28, 2006 at 5:42 pm
@12 – Exactly. These ignorant sluts have obviously joined forces in a desperate bid for attention, as if they don’t get enough of it already. They’re attempting to play the paparazzi, but they’re doing it so transparently that it is just laughable and not even remotely clever.
Medicated | November 28, 2006 at 5:50 pm
She forgot her pants. Still, an improvement on her usual crotch-flashing attire.
lilypetals | November 28, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Oh geez, the skank has no shame. She’s pathetic, stupid, and is just… STUPID.
This picture of her is funny:
http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2006/11/28/lindsay-lohan-is-desperate-for-attention/
HolisticWisdomcom | November 28, 2006 at 6:34 pm
@25 What ever happened to crazy Edna? I guess she just came and unleashed her fury and left. How typical!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
cole007 | November 28, 2006 at 6:37 pm
STUBBY LITTLE TEENAGER LEGS! A-HA! I KNOW I BEAT YOUR ASS IN LOOKING LIKE A REAL WOMAN – YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING STUBBY LITTLE KANKLEWHORE! EAT MY SHIT FATSO.
also, bad boot/pirate shirt/black granny-panty/and/orshort-slip combo…
AGAIN, RE-RE.
GAH! I could make a killing on becoming a stylist in LA. How much strawberry coke do you have to snort before you are convinced to go out in public looking like a fucking idiot… they are all imploding on their own stupidity.
Or, how much do you snort before you are convinced to tell your bread and butter client to go out looking like that? E-gad my man.
cole007 | November 28, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Also, as an aside, if the drugs don’t get that one, the sun will. Check the melanomas forming on the THIGHS. No freckle should be the size of my palm. Unless its…. syphilis?
Filthy pirate ass.
cole007 | November 28, 2006 at 6:41 pm
another aside, what’s up with the no-pants thing going on? That’s going to take off with the kindergarteners right quick. GAH!
superficially | November 28, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Lindsay has the brain of a dead tree…
BoogerEater | November 28, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Look up Lindsays nose.
http://www.linds-lo.com/photos/displayimage.php?pid=12916&fullsize=1
superficially | November 28, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Paris Hilton is the greatest MASTERMIND of our generation…
check it:-
1) paris has britney spears flashing poon daily…..
she’s driving Brit from one location to the next, opening doors and saying ‘when’…just for the cameras to catch a shot of the poon….Paris is the ultimate pimp
* she has lindsay lohan acting like an erratic flea…
She has LL calling her a cunt, then saying that she was physically attacked and then riding in Paris’ car proclaiming to the world that they’re friends….
*she has nicole so stressed til the girl almost vanished from malnutrition….
nicole wanted to be a star but paris wasn’t about to be upstaged…no sir….with her super mind-controlling techniques she made nicole look like a bug-eyed anorexic…..only after they became ‘friends’ again, did paris give nicole permission to gain some weight and look almost human again
what will her next trick be?…..stay tuned until next week folks, for another episode of “Paris Hilton, the skinny bitch we love to hate…That’s hot, That’s sexy”
Just Some Girl | November 28, 2006 at 8:05 pm
#4 – talented???
#9 – seen it…where have you been?
#11 – the only thing that’ll save this clown is a straight jacket and possibly a brain transplant
#12 – couldn’t agree more. it’s as if the divorce wasn’t enough publicity for brit, she had to ice the cake by showing her vag (unnecessary?)
#32 – good fucking question, i was wondering the same thing myself. i hope this doesn’t catch on
#35 – couldn’t have said it better myself! i think this technically qualifies her as a terrorist and it is our duty as patriotic americans to have her executed
Angry Ferret Jones | November 28, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Holy Jesus, what an unkept little piece of street-urchin trailer-trash you are.
The next time you steal a shirt from your daddy’s closet, maybe get yourself some pants and a belt too.
PS – You look like Susan Oh in that first picture, only uglier and not as Chinese.
calicojack | November 28, 2006 at 8:16 pm
FUCK YOU LINDSAY LOHAN
I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR INVADING MY LIFE
go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND
A:SFKGNASFD:KNAFSD:KGNASDPOAPOWDGASFg
particle)man | November 28, 2006 at 8:40 pm
i plead the fif!
gossipmonger | November 28, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Wow-I thought they were done with the last Pirates of
the Caribbean movie-are they auditioning for a new one?
Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV | November 28, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Lindsay and Paris have so lowered the bar for celebrity behavior that everyone else seems far more sophisticated than they used to.
PlainJainGraphics.Com | November 28, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Looks like she is flipping the camera person the bird, hehe…
yolandagc | November 28, 2006 at 11:26 pm
Just in case the superficial doesn’t post the embeddable video of Lindsay’s confession, here it is:
http://www.livevideo.com/user/?uid=1323&cid=629319E35D914728905F23F3CA06FB63?iby=1322
Paris Hilton hits Lindsay Lohan
BiGiTiGi | November 29, 2006 at 2:48 am
There is also video (part 2) of britney and paris.
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-spears-paris-hilton-video.html
VeryLiberating.com | November 29, 2006 at 6:10 am
Wow, who would have guessed she was stupid?
http://www.veryliberating.com
jrzmommy | November 29, 2006 at 6:16 am
Paris, Britney, Nicky Hilton, Mischa, Nicole Richie — who else? all need to have a sleep over and invite Linds. When she passes out, they need to pull a Private Pyle treatment on her from Full Metal Jacket and beat her ass with socks stuffed with bars of soap.
jojo | November 29, 2006 at 6:42 am
I hate this ugly bitch so bad I refuse to comment on her anymore. She is so ugly, it actually hurts me to look at her. Ive never seen so many freckles on a person in my life, she looks like a cheetah. There, now Im done.
HughJorganthethird | November 29, 2006 at 6:46 am
I love Lindsay, she always looks like a stoned out, pissed off tranny.
FecalPellets | November 29, 2006 at 6:50 am
PMSL^^
FecalPellets | November 29, 2006 at 6:53 am
I am sure Lindsay is playing everyone for all they’re worth. I’m just not convinced she isn’t having a nervous breakdown in the process…