Linsday Lohan is just plain stupid


Lindsay Lohan is upset at whoever is spreading rumors Paris Hilton hit her with a drink over the weekend. Unfortunately, that ass clown would be herself. As she was getting into a car with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears on Sunday she told paparazzi:

“Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”

Yet only twelve hours earlier she was telling the paparazzi:

“[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.”

I’ve known mice that are smarter than this. And I’m not talking about super genius mutant mice either. I’m talking about the stupid ones. The ones who couldn’t make it through the maze and decided they’d just lie there and try to eat their own tails instead.