Linsday Lohan Spent The Entire Time at The Correspondents’ Dinner Running In And Out
Of The Bathroom

Photo Boy / May 1, 2012

Posted by Photo Boy

This little detail about changed woman Lindsay Lohan’s evening at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sort of fell through the cracks yesterday but it contains such a stunning load of bullshit, I just had to revisit. Let’s start with her scuttling back and forth to the bathroom all night. HuffPost Celebrity reports:

According to the New York Post, Lohan made frequent trips to the washroom, but not for the reason you might think.

Ready for the reason why?

The 25-year-old reportedly kept trying to sneak a cigarette break…Lohan claimed she usually doesn’t smoke but picked up the habit in prepping for her role as Elizabeth Taylor, the paper reports.

BAHAHAHAHA! Allow me — smoking, smoking, smoking — God, she’s so method! So, not only does she smoke all the fucking time, but I’m pretty sure if you lit a cigarette, or even a match for that matter, inside of the Washington Hilton with the PRESIDENT IN ATTENDANCE, the Secret Service would be all over you in no ti– Well, ok that’s theory #1. But then there’s the issue of the alleged bathroom attendant, ‘Bianca,’ who Lindsay made friends with and generously tipped $100 at the end of the night.

Theory #2: I’m not saying Gerard Butler was in the bathroom doubtfiring as Bianca, but Gerard Butler was in the bathroom doubtfiring as Bianca.

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