Posted by Photo Boy
This little detail about changed woman Lindsay Lohan‘s evening at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sort of fell through the cracks yesterday but it contains such a stunning load of bullshit, I just had to revisit. Let’s start with her scuttling back and forth to the bathroom all night. HuffPost Celebrity reports:
According to the New York Post, Lohan made frequent trips to the washroom, but not for the reason you might think.
Ready for the reason why?
The 25-year-old reportedly kept trying to sneak a cigarette break…Lohan claimed she usually doesn’t smoke but picked up the habit in prepping for her role as Elizabeth Taylor, the paper reports.
BAHAHAHAHA! Allow me — smoking, smoking, smoking — God, she’s so method! So, not only does she smoke all the fucking time, but I’m pretty sure if you lit a cigarette, or even a match for that matter, inside of the Washington Hilton with the PRESIDENT IN ATTENDANCE, the Secret Service would be all over you in no ti– Well, ok that’s theory #1. But then there’s the issue of the alleged bathroom attendant, ‘Bianca,’ who Lindsay made friends with and generously tipped $100 at the end of the night.
Theory #2: I’m not saying Gerard Butler was in the bathroom doubtfiring as Bianca, but Gerard Butler was in the bathroom doubtfiring as Bianca.
Photo: Splash News
Who the hell invited her to that dinner anyway?
Fox
You mean the same WH correspondent’s dinner where our prez uttered the following:
“A pit bull is delicious. Little soy sauce.”
“As my step-dad used to say: it’s a boy-eat-dog world”
-Our POTUS
Hilarious! A laugh riot. Palin shoots from a ‘copter, and the commie-libs go nuts. King O jokes about dining on doggie, and the silence is deafening.
Cowards. Face it: his megalomania knows no bounds! And, you were duped. Every last one of you saps who pulled the lever for him, and continue to defend the indefensible. It’s a sad state of affairs.
I was a duped coward, kitty.. but who cares, cause (see name)
Really? About the AAPL thing? Lucky bastard.
One of my friends got rich off of his stock options…I’ll confess to succumbing to envy.
He made those jokes just to piss off you retards. Just like when he winked when he said he was born in Hawaii. He’s taking your vitriol and laughing about it. You have nothing. I can’t wait to watch your heads explode in November.
Hmmmm….. obviously someone has has something “soft” upstairs as well as down there.
Yes kitty, all the commie-libs that voted for bush are cowards.
i don’t vote because i live in NY and the electoral college is pretty much in control. this country was bought and sold a long time ago.
we only have the illusion of democracy.
but omg those blue states are so much smarter than those red ones
Why was this Lindsey Lohan hussy even there? As for Palin, anyone who is coward enough to hunt from a helicopter deserves to be hunted down and at the very least mocked for the rest of her life. Congrats to president Obama for his entertaining remarks. He’s the best the country has to offer in politics.
Got to love liberals…they keep us entertained
all of you apologists would have been goose-stepping seig-heilers in the ’30s – no doubt
You need to stop getting your political identity from 3rd grade social studies books.
Back off, asshole.
Drrrr! Did you not realize he was reacting to your right-wing douches who’ve been mocking his childhood. It’s a roast, derp! It’s called comedy. Plain was just a joke in general!
Saying that Sarah Palin told a joke would be redundant.
im usually a fox fan…but this is just ridiculous. i guess more on greta van susteren’s part. lindsay lohan should be nowhere close to anything that takes itself even a bit seriously in a professional/moral sense. then again, we’re talking about a US government event in 2012….in which i feel it’s safe to say they have MUCH bigger issues than LiLo taking frequent smoke (err..coke) breaks in the ladies room!
Cocaine’s a helluva drug….
Fox News invited her and Kim Car D’Assian
In Fox’s defense, they had to find two people who couldn’t possibly intellectually overshadow their on-air talent. And that ain’t easy.
our man obama is nothing but a Hollywood reality actor, why wouldn’t he have other reality actors there
Kim Kuntrashian is an actor? faux “news” has snared another.
An actor? Like Reagan?
i think we can all agree Reagan was a better actor in his early days and a far superior president than obama. Now, if its a clown he is portraying then obama wins hands down.
reagan + better actor was not/never a common phrase.
I’ll give you that but Reagan was a much, much better president then ths guy obama….as we’re all of our previous presidents.
You mean better like in george w. monkey….. errr meant bush…… who is identified with Warren Harding and James Buchanan?
No, we can’t agree to that at all…and that being said, this blog is supposed to be for entertainment. You fucking idiots with your right-wing propaganda should just leave your political views where they belong…in the toilet.
It’s understandable that you would like a place to voice your opinions since your friends and family are sick of your bullshit. But let it go when you’re posting to this blog…
:P
She was just doing her part to keep the Columbian economy afloat. It’s patriotic when you think about it.
Greta Van lookin like fuckin Dana Carvey doing a fuckin Trump impression.
“Thank you, miss. I’ve never seen a $100 bill before.. . . Who is ‘Milton Bradley’?”
Did this bitch really try to claim she does not smoke or smoke that much? Does she realize that she has been photographed everyday for the past 10 years? It is probably harder to find a photo with her not smoking than one with her doing it.
Yep I’ve seen that skank with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth for years.
You people are so judgmental. Why is no one criticizing the catering company that clearly gave her the shits? Must have been the mini-quiches. Poor Lindsay. The girl can’t even go Jackson Pollock on a bathroom stall without everyone thinking she’s doing drugs.
I’m waiting for the story where she has been servicing the secrect service on the tax payers dime.
Why would she sneak away to the bathroom, if it was cocaine she was doing i’m sure obama would be hip with that. He’s the coolest dude we ever had. As a matter of fact he probably gave ‘coke’ out as a party favor. Got to love our cool president.
Yo dude put down the joint man and mellow out; get out of your haze.
better yet, pass that shit!
puff puff pass N-word!
you must have me confused with someone who works at the White House
Hahahaha go lindsay
She has smoked for years! What the hell is “she usually doesn’t smoke” mean? getting into a role, bullshit. There have hardly been any pics of her without a cigarette since she is 16.
Yeah, Lindsay “usually doesn’t smoke”, just like she usually doesn’t drink. Sounds to me like she’s setting up the bender she’ll be going on during (or right after) the Taylor movie shoot. She can then blame Taylor’s drinking and drugging for Lindsay’s sniffing coke off the sidewalk.
Surely linds knows that there’s those little containers that are made to look like nasal spray bottles where you simply fill will caine and periodically spray the “nasal allergen” into your nose and no one will give you a second look…. and thus save the need to escape to the restroom….. not that I personally know anything about it though……
I can only imagine what lindsay is like in person.
yellow stained fake teeth, stank, and full of STD’s.
is that Kris Jenner in the back??! No wonder Lindsay is looking so good – Mama Kris knows how to PlMP put the girls!
is that Kris Jenner in the back??! No wonder Lindsay is looking so good – Mama Kris knows how to PlMP put the girls!
Haha! “Doubtfiring”. That’s awesome.
If Obama had a crazy-crackie lying daughter it would be Lilo
She’ll be dead by 27 years old.
Good for her. Who gives a shit if she does coke? Or smokes, for that matter. I kind of respect the fact that she doesn’t pretend to be who she isn’t, unlike almost everyone in Hollywood (except for Charlie Sheen).
Right. So… props to her for being honest about how she’s only going to the bathroom for cigarettes that she only smokes because she’s preparing for her role as Elizabeth Taylor. Also for claiming to never drink, take her work seriously, and only buy little baggies of gypsum and other non-snortable minerals on the street. Woo!
Yay cocaine
She gets to enter the white house and I can’t even buy a sword replica from over seas….somethings not right