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This little detail about changed woman Lindsay Lohan‘s evening at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sort of fell through the cracks yesterday but it contains such a stunning load of bullshit, I just had to revisit. Let’s start with her scuttling back and forth to the bathroom all night. HuffPost Celebrity reports:
According to the New York Post, Lohan made frequent trips to the washroom, but not for the reason you might think.
Ready for the reason why?
The 25-year-old reportedly kept trying to sneak a cigarette break…Lohan claimed she usually doesn’t smoke but picked up the habit in prepping for her role as Elizabeth Taylor, the paper reports.
BAHAHAHAHA! Allow me — smoking, smoking, smoking — God, she’s so method! So, not only does she smoke all the fucking time, but I’m pretty sure if you lit a cigarette, or even a match for that matter, inside of the Washington Hilton with the PRESIDENT IN ATTENDANCE, the Secret Service would be all over you in no ti– Well, ok that’s theory #1. But then there’s the issue of the alleged bathroom attendant, ‘Bianca,’ who Lindsay made friends with and generously tipped $100 at the end of the night.
Theory #2: I’m not saying Gerard Butler was in the bathroom doubtfiring as Bianca, but Gerard Butler was in the bathroom doubtfiring as Bianca.
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