Paris Hilton bored with Doug Reinhardt

- Paris Hilton is getting bored with Doug Reinhardt and has started calling Stavros Niarchos behind his back. Time to “go O.J.,” Doug. It’s what Hulk Hogan would do. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan pelted the paparazzi with Easter eggs last night after coming home from the bar. But she doesn’t drink, everybody. She just randomly whips food at people to make the voices stop. It’s all good. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Zac Efron and The Jonas Brothers in one location. Somewhere, Tom Cruise is frantically looking for his booster seat so he can reach his laptop. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hugh Jackman: Dream Gynecologist. Okay, maybe he’s just a mad scientist. I can’t do all your fantasizing for you, ladies. Or can I….? [Just Jared]

- Michael Vick might be getting a own reality show “documenting his return into society” after serving time for dog-fighting. If he eats a full can of Alpo in the first episode, maybe I’ll TiVo it. [Radar Online]

- Jennifer Aniston told they’re not using “high-tech devices” to make her look 48 in The Baster. There were no survivors. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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