Paris Hilton bored with Doug Reinhardt

April 15th, 2009 // 101 Comments

- Paris Hilton is getting bored with Doug Reinhardt and has started calling Stavros Niarchos behind his back. Time to “go O.J.,” Doug. It’s what Hulk Hogan would do. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan pelted the paparazzi with Easter eggs last night after coming home from the bar. But she doesn’t drink, everybody. She just randomly whips food at people to make the voices stop. It’s all good. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Zac Efron and The Jonas Brothers in one location. Somewhere, Tom Cruise is frantically looking for his booster seat so he can reach his laptop. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hugh Jackman: Dream Gynecologist. Okay, maybe he’s just a mad scientist. I can’t do all your fantasizing for you, ladies. Or can I….? [Just Jared]

- Michael Vick might be getting a own reality show “documenting his return into society” after serving time for dog-fighting. If he eats a full can of Alpo in the first episode, maybe I’ll TiVo it. [Radar Online]

- Jennifer Aniston told they’re not using “high-tech devices” to make her look 48 in The Baster. There were no survivors. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Photos: WENN
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  1. jlylec

    she wouldn’t get bored of me

  2. BEAM

    [ Time to "go O.J.," Doug. It's what Hulk Hogan would do. ]

    Except Hogan never said anything like that, as much of a scumbag as he is.

  3. Herpes!

    Now he’ll never get a date after that harpie gave him herpes.

  4. buzzzzz off

    is paris doing a bit of pollinating? i guess its the season for it

  5. Darth

    Hey,what’s up?

  6. Rhialto

    I’ve blisters on my hands from working out.Is that normal?

  7. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Where’s my Sweetie?

  8. Kelley

    Why would one get plastic surgery to make their nose look even uglier ???

  9. Galtacticus

    Just keep a close eye on her Doug Reinhardt.

  10. Nero

    I would confiscate her cellphone and then lock her up in the basement with the other lill doggies.

  11. Poor Dough, didnt he get smack in a melee defending Paris,,,Thats what you get for dating a girl that rival your appetite for other partners,,,its not like you didnt know. Doug E dog…

  12. boo

    Where the FUCK does she get her clothes? Seriously, it looks like she goes to Halloween USA for her outfits.

  13. Gando

    Holy crap! Is this her honeybee outfit?

  14. Darth

    Good mouthshot! who took these pics?

  15. mikeock

    You can almost smell the sperm on her breath over the Internet.

  16. RichPort's Ghost

    Will someone please punch the stupid cunt in the pictures for me?

    Also, punch Hilton too.

  17. Bitchy Nicole

    Jennifer Love Hewitt.

    Doug Love Pancakes & Milkshakes.

  18. ishi-san

    As if that moron would get that! My god he must be dumb!!!!

  19. paris is burning

    Tinkerbell as demented bumble bee…

  20. paris is burning

    Slutty Tinkerbell as a demented Bumble Bee. I’ll bet cash money that she has a stinger somewhere under there.

    Under where? No, she doesn’t wear ‘em…. (hardy har har….)

  21. bumblebee

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  22. holycow

    Christ, she’s ugly. To screw her you’d have to brown bag it.

  23. Binky : And in Other News.
    This just in – I’ve got a newsline thingie on my phone…
    ‘World Bored With Paris Hilton’…
    \Wait a sec – what type of headline is that for a Merican News Site ?

    Cliff Notes : Must be from those pricks at Al Jazeera

  24. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    STOP HATING ON KIM

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  25. Isn’t everyone bored with Doug R.? That guys pathetic.

    Did someone else get more jail time than Vick? Seems like there shoulda been at least 5 years somewhere, minimum.

    I’ve seen some worse looking 28 year olds than Aniston.

  26. I like her hair in this photo. But I still think she’s a non-entity.

  27. David Cole

    Who cares?

  28. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

  29. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES:PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.

    THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITTED BY PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON AGAINST ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

    THIS INFORMATION CAN ALSO BE FOUND AT THE WEB SITES: BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM, ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM, AND EVA LONGORIA ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  30. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  31. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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    PARIS HILTON SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE THE CHOICES THAT SHE DID.

    NOW SHE WILL EVENTUALLY LIVE IN A PRISON CELL.

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  32. I WAS A THAT PARTY!!!!

    And I had a blast!

  33. I WAS A THAT PARTY!!!!

    And I had a blast!

  34. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  35. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  36. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  37. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  38. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  39. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  40. BRANDON M. WITTE

    *AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 32

  41. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  42. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  43. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  44. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  45. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  46. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  47. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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  48. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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