- Paris Hilton is getting bored with Doug Reinhardt and has started calling Stavros Niarchos behind his back. Time to “go O.J.,” Doug. It’s what Hulk Hogan would do. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan pelted the paparazzi with Easter eggs last night after coming home from the bar. But she doesn’t drink, everybody. She just randomly whips food at people to make the voices stop. It’s all good. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Zac Efron and The Jonas Brothers in one location. Somewhere, Tom Cruise is frantically looking for his booster seat so he can reach his laptop. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hugh Jackman: Dream Gynecologist. Okay, maybe he’s just a mad scientist. I can’t do all your fantasizing for you, ladies. Or can I….? [Just Jared]
- Michael Vick might be getting a own reality show “documenting his return into society” after serving time for dog-fighting. If he eats a full can of Alpo in the first episode, maybe I’ll TiVo it. [Radar Online]
- Jennifer Aniston told they’re not using “high-tech devices” to make her look 48 in The Baster. There were no survivors. [I'm Not Obsessed]



























jlylec | April 15, 2009 at 5:02 pm
she wouldn’t get bored of me
BEAM | April 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm
[ Time to "go O.J.," Doug. It's what Hulk Hogan would do. ]
Except Hogan never said anything like that, as much of a scumbag as he is.
Herpes! | April 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Now he’ll never get a date after that harpie gave him herpes.
buzzzzz off | April 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
is paris doing a bit of pollinating? i guess its the season for it
Darth | April 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Hey,what’s up?
Rhialto | April 15, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I’ve blisters on my hands from working out.Is that normal?
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 15, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Where’s my Sweetie?
Kelley | April 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Why would one get plastic surgery to make their nose look even uglier ???
Galtacticus | April 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Just keep a close eye on her Doug Reinhardt.
Nero | April 15, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I would confiscate her cellphone and then lock her up in the basement with the other lill doggies.
Rough Daddy | April 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Poor Dough, didnt he get smack in a melee defending Paris,,,Thats what you get for dating a girl that rival your appetite for other partners,,,its not like you didnt know. Doug E dog…
boo | April 15, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Where the FUCK does she get her clothes? Seriously, it looks like she goes to Halloween USA for her outfits.
Gando | April 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Holy crap! Is this her honeybee outfit?
Darth | April 15, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Good mouthshot! who took these pics?
mikeock | April 15, 2009 at 7:08 pm
You can almost smell the sperm on her breath over the Internet.
portatiles ordenadores | April 15, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Who cares?
portatiles ordenadores | April 15, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Who cares?
RichPort's Ghost | April 15, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Will someone please punch the stupid cunt in the pictures for me?
Also, punch Hilton too.
Bitchy Nicole | April 15, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Doug Love Pancakes & Milkshakes.
ishi-san | April 15, 2009 at 8:43 pm
As if that moron would get that! My god he must be dumb!!!!
paris is burning | April 15, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Tinkerbell as demented bumble bee…
paris is burning | April 15, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Slutty Tinkerbell as a demented Bumble Bee. I’ll bet cash money that she has a stinger somewhere under there.
Under where? No, she doesn’t wear ‘em…. (hardy har har….)
bumblebee | April 15, 2009 at 11:48 pm
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
holycow | April 16, 2009 at 12:24 am
Christ, she’s ugly. To screw her you’d have to brown bag it.
Binky | April 16, 2009 at 1:50 am
Binky : And in Other News.
This just in – I’ve got a newsline thingie on my phone…
‘World Bored With Paris Hilton’…
\Wait a sec – what type of headline is that for a Merican News Site ?
Cliff Notes : Must be from those pricks at Al Jazeera
THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 16, 2009 at 3:39 am
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Narcissist | April 16, 2009 at 5:06 am
Isn’t everyone bored with Doug R.? That guys pathetic.
Did someone else get more jail time than Vick? Seems like there shoulda been at least 5 years somewhere, minimum.
I’ve seen some worse looking 28 year olds than Aniston.
Giggles | April 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I like her hair in this photo. But I still think she’s a non-entity.
David Cole | April 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Who cares?
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 17, 2009 at 12:07 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 17, 2009 at 12:13 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES:PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITTED BY PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON AGAINST ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
THIS INFORMATION CAN ALSO BE FOUND AT THE WEB SITES: BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM, ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM, AND EVA LONGORIA ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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BRANDON M. WITTE | April 17, 2009 at 12:18 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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*AGATHA* | April 17, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I WAS A THAT PARTY!!!!
And I had a blast!
*AGATHA* | April 17, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I WAS A THAT PARTY!!!!
And I had a blast!
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:01 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:01 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:02 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:02 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:02 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:02 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:02 am
*AGATHA*: HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR THE HILTON CRIMINAL MACHINE?????????????????????????????????????????????????
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
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BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
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BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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BRANDON M. WITTE | April 21, 2009 at 12:08 am
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
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PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
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