- Tina Fey made twice as much money as Britney last year. Holy shit, there is a God! Who fucking knew? — I should probably stop swearing like an asshole. [PopSugar]
- Robert Pattinson films the sequel to that movie with the vampires in Vancouver. This time, he’s going to brood your face off! [Lainey Gossip]
- Vince Shlomi crime scene photos to put you in the true Easter spirit. Is that a colorful egg? Nope, just a condom. Whee! [Celebslam]
- Billy Bob Thornton’s asshole extravaganza interview gets parodied by Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. [Videogum]
- Snoop Dogg has started streaming live video of himself smoking up in the middle of the afternoon. This officially makes his day ten times more productive than mine. Then again, I did eat a Pop Tart. I win! [Vulture]
gpro | April 10, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Could say First..
John McCain | April 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
That’s because Tina Fey was onto the TRUTH.
Sarah Palin | April 10, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I’m going to ignore this report, just like I ignored the grunting sound Levi used to make when the whole house heard him coming on my daughter’s face.
ME!!! | April 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Tina Fey is an untalented cunt faced whore. It’s no different than Britney making the money. Same result. Cunt faced whore with no talent gets rich.
ME!!! | April 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
John McCain – April 10, 2009 1:57 PM
That’s because Tina Fey was onto the TRUTH.
What truth would that be, John? That she’s stealing money doing a show that has ZERO humorous content?
Randal | April 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm
There’s very little that needs to be said regarding Tina Fey. Once a drop dead beautiful woman, always a drop dead beautiful woman. Medusa would be proud.
Randal
jumpin_j | April 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Tina Fey, I’d totally hit that. And by that I mean sleep with her. I dunno, too obvious?
ed. | April 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm
“That she’s stealing money doing a show that won the Emmy for Best Comedy for the last two years, with Fey winning additional Emmys last year for acting and writing.”
fixed
Guest | April 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Uhh….I’m pretty sure most people out-earned britney.
I call 'em as I see 'em | April 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Good for Tina! Talent finally wins out! It’s about fucking time…
Levi | April 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@3 Screw you “mom”. Sure I dumped literally thousands of my unborn babies on your daughter’s face, but let’s not forget her ass, stomach, tits, feet, and well, I didn’t want to say this, but your mouth too “mom”. I mean, ONE TIME, out of freakin’ literally hundreds of times of me pulling out and stickin’ it down her throat and I get another mouth to feed. Shit, I hate Alaska.
RichPort's Ghost | April 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@11 – how the fuck did you get a chick pregnant by fucking her throat?
You really are a dumb fucking redneck.
Lloyd Johnson | April 10, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Tina Fey keeps getting more and more attractive…
friendlyfires | April 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Mr. Tina Fey is now considering a couple of nineteen year old mistresses, a lifetime of stripperama and an ass-kicking divorce lawyer who can deliver the spousal support.
Yeah!
friendlyfires | April 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Mr. Tins Fey is now taking advisement from Kevin Federline.
friendlyfires | April 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Mr. Tina Fey is now taking advisement from Kevin Federline.
mikeock | April 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Tina Fey and Samantha Brown (on the Travel Channel) are my two geek fantasy fucks. Who cares? Well, I do so fuck off.
sahara | April 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm
well in fairness, for the best part of last year britney wasn’t exactly the most sane person on the planet and the least of her worries were money. lets see who makes the most at the end of this year though! album and a tour.. hmm
lexci | April 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm
how come you mention Rob Pattinson but don’t post his pic? not cool! :I
Drew Scrubs Barnacles | April 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@12 I will explain it to you. See, his dick is so long it went all the way through her digestive system to spray foaming mudskippers all over her eggs.
Insatiable Peter | April 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Regardless of the fact that the media insists on tossing Tina Fey’s salad, she remains unfunny.
Insatiable Peter | April 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
To elaborate, there are only two possibilities: true opinions (meaning: mine) and lies. That’s what I realized at age 5 and I have no intention of ever changing my mind.
Insatiable Peter | April 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
To elaborate, there are only two possibilities: true opinions (meaning: mine) and lies. That’s what I realized at age 5 and I have no intention of ever changing my mind.
Mike | April 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Hopefully she’ll stop being so greedy and give some of that moneys back to the people that allowed her to be paid so excessively. Oops, right message, wrong thread.
Hopefully she’ll spend some of those moneys on something she desparately needs–implants.
Mike | April 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Hopefully she’ll stop being so greedy and give some of that moneys back to the people that allowed her to be paid so excessively. Oops, right message, wrong thread.
Hopefully she’ll spend some of those moneys on something she desparately needs–implants.
Rhialto | April 10, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Holy crap! I didn’t know these celebitches make this much money! Next time we’ll charge them for a post!
so-calist pigs | April 10, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Why isn’t anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weakness…perhaps ?…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY
How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the “pirate” situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn’t we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI
This is a sign of what’s ahead for all of us….weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK …and trust me…most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don’t even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don’t let it slip away.
amer_tikrit | April 10, 2009 at 8:37 pm
vere good !!!!!!!!!!!!
gerard Vandenberg | April 11, 2009 at 1:55 am
I must be honest:
BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE AND WILL BE MYSTERIES TO ME, folks!!
Amber | April 11, 2009 at 4:17 am
Tina Fey is the only reason why SNL lastest in the 2000′s she is the best
click on my name
Sauron | April 11, 2009 at 5:05 am
She made more last year than i did.Two paperclips,half a chewing gum and a next hole in my sock aren’t much impressive i guess.
mikeock | April 11, 2009 at 7:37 am
I hear multiple applications of man goo can diminish the appearance of scars. Tina baby – I’m volunteering.
Rich Sugar | April 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Well, I think Britney will earn more after her tour finishes. I mean, musicians who don’t tour make very little off of CD sales. http://www.richsugardaddy.net
Insatiable Peter | April 12, 2009 at 2:07 am
22, 23
Tina, that must be you b/c it certainly wasn’t me and you were, yet again, unfunny. Enjoy the salad toss.
Chipper | April 12, 2009 at 8:28 am
Not really sure who she is, what is she famous for?
Mohammed | April 12, 2009 at 10:13 am
Tina Fey is a disgusting shrivelled cunt.
30CockSucks | April 13, 2009 at 10:48 am
She can’t act or write. She was marginally funny on SNL with weekend update, but 30 Rock is god awful. Painful to watch. Those awards are so fixed.
Disgusting twat tina fey | April 13, 2009 at 12:17 pm
This sniveling little wretched excuse for a cunt rode Amy Poehler’s coattails on weekend report on SNL, they could’ve replaced Fey with anyone, even Maya Rudolph, and it wouldn’t have changed anything. She was basically furniture. She has no talent, and 30 Rock is the gayest, unfunniest, unwatchable pile of steaming dog shit that prime time has to offer. But liberals love her, because she’s just as fucking clueless as they are. Like peas in a pod.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | April 13, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@12 – Apparently that one time the redneck didn’t pull it out early enough before sticking it down her throat.
JustJess | April 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Cripes – the Vince Shlomi/Shamwow pics are insane…
Hookers: never tell a man on coke that you simply don’t take it up the ass…
Peace.
ugg black | January 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm
fine
micro sd card | May 31, 2010 at 8:04 am
To prepare, there are only two possibilities: true statements (ie: mine) and lies. This is what I have achieved in years 5 and I have no intention to change his mind.