Madonna’s powers far greater than we imagined

April 9th, 2009 // 23 Comments

- Madonna is being repeatedly asked for by four-year-old Mercy in Malawi. If this doesn’t prove witchcraft works, I don’t know what does. Not counting every time I give a stripper a dollar. Damn their sorcery! [PopSugar]

- Suri Cruise taking dance lessons? Or an elaborate cover for Tom Cruise forcing Katie Holmes to learn the moonwalk? You decide. [Just Jared]

- Dr. Drew calls Lindsay Lohan an addict, Britney Spears lucky to be alive and Nicole Richie “an inspiration.” Close, but that last one is going to cost your license. No, seriously. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Christina Applegate survives cancer but still loves cigarettes. That should end well. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is selling her clothes. At prices even you peasants can afford! Huzzah! [Jezebel]

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Comments (23)

  1. Marianna | April 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Numba one

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  2. Name (required): | April 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    @Marianna…Get a life…Quit sitting here “refreshing” just so you can be “Numba one”.
    UR still a LOSER.
    KTHXBYE

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  3. GuyHolly | April 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Just cause Mercy is yelling BITCH!! all the time does not mean she asking for Madonna.

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  4. testington | April 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Love her or hate her, ya’ll gotta admit that the pain pic is gorgeous!

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  5. Randal | April 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    There’s a lot to be said about Madonna, from her early hits and controversy over Like a Virgin to being a good mother to her children BUT nothing says Madonna like her style.

    She’s like a cat that purrs pure pleasure and it clearly shows in the pictures she sent to the FISH.

    Meow!

    Randal

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  6. spindoc | April 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Gwenyth Paltrow is just lucky that she was born to a well known movie producer and a well respected actress mother. Otherwise there is no way that she would have the life of leisure she has. Oh and Gwenyth, hey, thanks for almost ruining Iron Man, for the sequal you may want to show an expression once in a while ok?

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  7. Gando | April 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Holaha!

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  8. Darth | April 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    She starts to look less tranny,what’s in her favor.

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  9. His Huge Greatness Himself | April 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I don’t smoke anymore! Where’s my girl?

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  10. THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
  11. THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
  12. Belinda Novella | April 9, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    I like her outfit!

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  13. gerard Vandenberg | April 10, 2009 at 12:49 am

    I’m sure she didn’t met me in person, folks!!

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  14. Uncle Eccoli | April 10, 2009 at 1:19 am

    I’d like to see Dr. Drew tortured to death, the miserable rat fuck. If you’ve got a fucking hangnail it’s because you’re either an ‘addict’ or were molested as a child, according to him.

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  15. RichPort ( Slobs A Mean Knob ) | April 10, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Gerald Wiegert is an arrogant, no talent, fraudulent, poser hack, and complete homo-at-large. It amuses me that such a completely self-absorbed cocksucking engineer-wanna-be would get a mercy plug ( ^ ) here, on the ‘Fish, of all places. Like any of these retards would ever own an $800k car ;^)

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  16. Guy | April 10, 2009 at 3:05 am

    She looks great in the first photo, shame about the rest.

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  17. Still White on the Outside | April 10, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Hey Richport #15, I just knew it. Let’s say we put this all aside and trade spit. And of course by spit I mean semen. And no, not seamen like in the Navy (did I mention I served?) although seamen’s semen is seemin’ dreamy right now. It sucks that being a flamer prevents me from being a true conservative. WWRD??? (What Would Rush Do?) I need a mustache on my nuts STAT!

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  18. will | April 10, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    wow madonna looks amazing in her fab outfit

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  19. EuroNeckPain | April 11, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Her face looks much better after this new “underskin ribbon” procedure.
    It will not change the quality of the skin, though.
    I wonder if she dies her roots dark to make believe she has no white hair. Otherwise, I don’t see the pont of the disgusting hairline.

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  20. vy | April 12, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    does someone know where she got the leather jacket from? It looks great on her!

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  21. bday | April 13, 2009 at 10:34 am

    wow she looks damn great

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  22. jonas | April 13, 2009 at 10:37 am

    she spend the easter with guy till 2 am.lol.great.looking fab

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  23. katya | July 31, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    She looks nice in these photos for a change

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