- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney premiere of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter. Somebody should put this guy in one of those superhero movies. [Vulture]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are finally divorcing. He wants to date other women while she just wants to realize her dream of competing in the Kentucky Derby. Don’t stop believing! [Allie is Wired]
- Levi Johnston continues to battle Sarah Palin in the press. Wants people to know he’s not white trash, he just likes huntin’, fishin’ and knockin’ bitches up. That’s all. [Jezebel]
- Hugh Laurie is not a fan of pranks on the set of House. Then again his mother was killed by a marching band hiding inside an elevator, so I can see how this might offend him. [Videogum]
- Keith Urban scores a threesome with his wife Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift. He was just about to quit country music altogether, but it turns out it can get you laid – and this time not with a relative. [Best Week Ever]
J-Dizzle | April 8, 2009 at 5:32 pm
yo dawgs, first biznatches yo! Mad props to da hood! wut wut?
Brian | April 8, 2009 at 5:34 pm
This guy is becoming an overexposed douche real fast.
Jrzmommy | April 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm
FIRST!
casualencounters.com/blog/ | April 8, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I’m outraged, offended, stupefied, and aroused. MOAR.
J-Dizzle | April 8, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Fozizzle muh J-Dizzle #3 cuz I beats ya by ten biznatch yo!
Vintage ROUGH | April 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm
SJP was kinda nice in Honeymoon in Vegas…or was it just youthfulness
Obama | April 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm
It’s sad how I have to spread awareness to liberals. Now that you have a HNIC you feel “hope” but not realize that he is the fall boy for a bigger machine. This entity will have the homo erectus move to your neighborhoods and populate. Then they will sell drugs and poison you and you sons. Later in your stupor you will miss while they mate with your daughter and rape your wife. When you come to, 4 years have passed and your home is worth 150K less, you are in rehab, and you have a mongrel living in your home. You can relax in your gated community with the busted gate and shabby weeds and wonder what the fuck happened, but the mistake happened when you had faith in a nigger.
Enjoy your “change”…
RichPort's Ghost | April 8, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Good old RPG’ll fap away to this furry motherfucker.
Sid | April 8, 2009 at 6:17 pm
#7 – so, foxnews.com is blocking you again, huh?
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 8, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Holoha! Where’s my girl?
meee | April 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm
i don’t like these posts. stick with your own shit, superficial writer!
J-Dizzle | April 8, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I sit down to pee.
Mike | April 8, 2009 at 7:37 pm
They don’t call him ‘Jackman’ for nothing!
auntmarie | April 8, 2009 at 8:02 pm
he’s so sexi
natasha richardson | April 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm
7 Jesus told me you’re going to die real soon of tongue and rectal cancer. Enjoy hell.
bootlips | April 8, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Beady eyes, dorky nose, weak jaw, wrinkles, looks 55, and for some reason he’s considered a sex symbol.
Holly | April 8, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Why is his neck wider than his skull???
Matthew Broderick | April 8, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Yes, I er, want to date other, um, women. Yeah. That’s it. I want to date women!
gerard Vandenberg | April 9, 2009 at 12:48 am
lance bass thinks the same way………………………………COINCIDENSE, folks?
stu | April 9, 2009 at 1:47 am
DOUCHE!
don’t believe everything Hollywood sells ya
blah | April 9, 2009 at 2:25 am
Ah yes, truly the sexist man alive.
Scott | April 9, 2009 at 3:50 am
Dating for the uniformed and emergency services or those seeking a date in uniform-www.uniformmate.com_
Cutegirl | April 9, 2009 at 4:26 am
You are great! But why my friend told me that you are d ati ng with a yo ung model on C e l e b m i n g l e . C0M , ? Is it true?
mikeock | April 9, 2009 at 7:04 am
Frankly, I like equine sex. Giddy Up SJP!
That Guy | April 9, 2009 at 8:12 am
never piss into the wind my friends! but on the same note try everything once, so go crazy!
daddyoh | April 9, 2009 at 9:51 am
Tough?
Apparently he didn’t see himself at The Academy Awards! :)
Matthew | April 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
matthew saw the light on horseface!
Susie Veach | April 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK–IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP–ON TOP IS NICE TOO.
Susie Veach | April 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm
SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK–IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP–ON TOP IS NICE TOO.
Susie Veach | April 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm
SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK–IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP–ON TOP IS NICE TOO.
NY Ted | April 10, 2009 at 12:22 am
WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!
Urbanspaceman | April 10, 2009 at 7:57 am
He is pretty tough…for a poofter.