Hugh Jackman thinks he’s so tough…

April 8th, 2009 // 32 Comments

- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney premiere of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter. Somebody should put this guy in one of those superhero movies. [Vulture]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are finally divorcing. He wants to date other women while she just wants to realize her dream of competing in the Kentucky Derby. Don’t stop believing! [Allie is Wired]

- Levi Johnston continues to battle Sarah Palin in the press. Wants people to know he’s not white trash, he just likes huntin’, fishin’ and knockin’ bitches up. That’s all. [Jezebel]

- Hugh Laurie is not a fan of pranks on the set of House. Then again his mother was killed by a marching band hiding inside an elevator, so I can see how this might offend him. [Videogum]

- Keith Urban scores a threesome with his wife Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift. He was just about to quit country music altogether, but it turns out it can get you laid – and this time not with a relative. [Best Week Ever]

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  1. J-Dizzle

    yo dawgs, first biznatches yo! Mad props to da hood! wut wut?

  2. Brian

    This guy is becoming an overexposed douche real fast.

  3. Jrzmommy

    FIRST!

  4. I’m outraged, offended, stupefied, and aroused. MOAR.

  5. J-Dizzle

    Fozizzle muh J-Dizzle #3 cuz I beats ya by ten biznatch yo!

  6. SJP was kinda nice in Honeymoon in Vegas…or was it just youthfulness

  7. It’s sad how I have to spread awareness to liberals. Now that you have a HNIC you feel “hope” but not realize that he is the fall boy for a bigger machine. This entity will have the homo erectus move to your neighborhoods and populate. Then they will sell drugs and poison you and you sons. Later in your stupor you will miss while they mate with your daughter and rape your wife. When you come to, 4 years have passed and your home is worth 150K less, you are in rehab, and you have a mongrel living in your home. You can relax in your gated community with the busted gate and shabby weeds and wonder what the fuck happened, but the mistake happened when you had faith in a nigger.

    Enjoy your “change”…

  8. RichPort's Ghost

    Good old RPG’ll fap away to this furry motherfucker.

  9. Sid

    #7 – so, foxnews.com is blocking you again, huh?

  10. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Holoha! Where’s my girl?

  11. meee

    i don’t like these posts. stick with your own shit, superficial writer!

  12. J-Dizzle

    I sit down to pee.

  13. Mike

    They don’t call him ‘Jackman’ for nothing!

  14. auntmarie

    he’s so sexi

  15. natasha richardson

    7 Jesus told me you’re going to die real soon of tongue and rectal cancer. Enjoy hell.

  16. bootlips

    Beady eyes, dorky nose, weak jaw, wrinkles, looks 55, and for some reason he’s considered a sex symbol.

  17. Holly

    Why is his neck wider than his skull???

  18. Matthew Broderick

    Yes, I er, want to date other, um, women. Yeah. That’s it. I want to date women!

  19. lance bass thinks the same way………………………………COINCIDENSE, folks?

  20. stu

    DOUCHE!
    don’t believe everything Hollywood sells ya

  21. blah

    Ah yes, truly the sexist man alive.

  22. Dating for the uniformed and emergency services or those seeking a date in uniform-www.uniformmate.com_

  23. Cutegirl

    You are great! But why my friend told me that you are d ati ng with a yo ung model on C e l e b m i n g l e . C0M , ? Is it true?

  24. mikeock

    Frankly, I like equine sex. Giddy Up SJP!

  25. That Guy

    never piss into the wind my friends! but on the same note try everything once, so go crazy!

  26. Tough?
    Apparently he didn’t see himself at The Academy Awards! :)

  27. Matthew

    matthew saw the light on horseface!

  28. Susie Veach

    SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK–IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP–ON TOP IS NICE TOO.

  29. Susie Veach

    SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK–IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP–ON TOP IS NICE TOO.

  30. Susie Veach

    SORRY ABOUT THE WOLVERINE LEAK–IT WILL BE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES AND YOU WILL COME OUT ON TOP–ON TOP IS NICE TOO.

  31. NY Ted

    WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!

  32. Urbanspaceman

    He is pretty tough…for a poofter.

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