Mickey Rourke wrestles. Like in that movie.

April 6th, 2009 // 27 Comments

- Mickey Rourke battles Chris Jericho on Wrestlemania 25. The loser: dignity. Ha! See how I assumed there’d be any at a wrestling event? I’m adorable. [Videogum]

- Ashlee Simpson makes Bronx Mowgli watch Fall Out Boy concerts. That’s gotta be the worst case of child abuse I’ve ever heard. Can’t we give this kid to Madonna? [PopSugar]

- Zac Efron refuses to Twitter, but Hugh Jackman is all about it. Ladies, adjust your fantasies accordingly. [Vulture]

- Miley Cyrus doesn’t care for Robert Pattinson. Based solely on her boyfriend Justin Gaston, I’m going to assume the reason is “Not gay enough.” [Allie is Wired]

- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s security shot at a paparazzo trying to get pics of their second wedding in Costa Rica. Did the guy look like Bridget Moynahan? Otherwise, that sounds a tad overboard. [Jezebel]

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  1. robyn

    you’re usually hilarious, but way to be a douche with bad taste in music here.
    fall out boy rocks. and has millions of fans worldwide to prove it.
    don’t be jealous, you douchenozzle.

  2. robyn

    and i’m not a 13 year old tween. i’m 21.

  3. timmy the dying boy

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present the end of Mickey Rourke’s career!

  4. timmy the dying boy

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present the end of Mickey Rourke’s career!

  5. He is till fighting his COCAINE-ADDICTION, folks.
    I THINK IT’S A BATTLE FOR LIFE!!

  6. Ric Flair

    @6 – you want to mess with the Nature Boy? Let me tell you something!

    Whether you like it or you don’t like it, learn to love it, because it’s the BEST THING GOING TODAY!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  7. Nevermind mickey Rourke, what happen to Ric Flair’s face? has he been in a cage match with Serena William?

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