- Mickey Rourke battles Chris Jericho on Wrestlemania 25. The loser: dignity. Ha! See how I assumed there’d be any at a wrestling event? I’m adorable. [Videogum]
- Ashlee Simpson makes Bronx Mowgli watch Fall Out Boy concerts. That’s gotta be the worst case of child abuse I’ve ever heard. Can’t we give this kid to Madonna? [PopSugar]
- Zac Efron refuses to Twitter, but Hugh Jackman is all about it. Ladies, adjust your fantasies accordingly. [Vulture]
- Miley Cyrus doesn’t care for Robert Pattinson. Based solely on her boyfriend Justin Gaston, I’m going to assume the reason is “Not gay enough.” [Allie is Wired]
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s security shot at a paparazzo trying to get pics of their second wedding in Costa Rica. Did the guy look like Bridget Moynahan? Otherwise, that sounds a tad overboard. [Jezebel]
ser | April 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm
first
killerabbit | April 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Hot.
Ric Flair | April 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
heterosexual man | April 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Mickey Rourke rules. When his critics talk, it’s hard to hear what they’re saying because all you hear is a sound like steam leaking from a radiator.
toolboy | April 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Das Fish is on. ZING!
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm
That dude is pink like a lil piggie…
Randal | April 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Great moment there, Mickey!
You’ve slammed back onto the scene with the Wrestler and perhaps have shown folks a little of what they said you were going to be. A real bummer that you let comments about your looks drag you down.
Good to see you back nevertheless.
Randal
Tom Brady | April 6, 2009 at 4:00 pm
COMMIN’ OUT DA SLUMS!!!
It’s da hoodlums!
I’m pullin’ my gat out on all you bums.
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I wish Mickey Rourke was black so I could fantasize about his giant penis in my ass…..mmmmmmm….mmmmmmmm…..cause you all know I love the black cock, that’s all I talk about or think about, is just black cock….BIG black cock, cause I’ve had thousands of big black cocks up my ass….so I know what I’m talking about when it comes to big black cocks….
Jrzmommy | April 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Hey Rich, you REALLY like the black cock up your ass.
Me, too!
hectorv1979 | April 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
he didnt wrestle last night he took 10 min to walk to the ring looking like a retard and then punched jericho 3 or 4 times. it was the dumbest thing i saw all last night.
J-Dizzle | April 6, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@7
Randal you fail at life. Do us a favor and spoon feed yourself rat poison.
Happy_Possum_Smith | April 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
It is clearly apparent #9, that you still hold a bitterness towards the human male known as RichPort. I find it most interesting that one would hold a grudge this long. You sir, are as pathetic and weak as was discussed when you were exiled.
Happy_Possum_Smith | April 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Ah yes, the usage of old monikers #10. You are obvious. Indeed.
XlX | April 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm
TITLE FAIL! Mickey Rourke didn’t wrestle. After Chris Jericho’s match, he talked smack on the mic and kept trying to get Mickey Rourke to come in the ring. Eventually he did get in the ring and landed a punch on Jericho and that was it. Just silly entertainment, thats all.
shut it, poser | April 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
“J-Dizzle”???
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
havoc | April 6, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Were any papparazzi killed? Pics please…
Hopefully this trend will continue….
.
The Superfailure | April 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
@15
You expect any kind of accuracy at The Superficial?
Gando | April 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Is this a fragment from the movie? Or is this real?
Darth | April 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Dances with Wolves and Blade runner remake?
robyn | April 6, 2009 at 10:33 pm
you’re usually hilarious, but way to be a douche with bad taste in music here.
fall out boy rocks. and has millions of fans worldwide to prove it.
don’t be jealous, you douchenozzle.
robyn | April 6, 2009 at 10:37 pm
and i’m not a 13 year old tween. i’m 21.
timmy the dying boy | April 6, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present the end of Mickey Rourke’s career!
timmy the dying boy | April 6, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present the end of Mickey Rourke’s career!
gerard Vandenberg | April 7, 2009 at 7:23 am
He is till fighting his COCAINE-ADDICTION, folks.
I THINK IT’S A BATTLE FOR LIFE!!
Ric Flair | April 7, 2009 at 8:58 am
@6 – you want to mess with the Nature Boy? Let me tell you something!
Whether you like it or you don’t like it, learn to love it, because it’s the BEST THING GOING TODAY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vintage ROUGH | April 7, 2009 at 10:04 am
Nevermind mickey Rourke, what happen to Ric Flair’s face? has he been in a cage match with Serena William?