Lingerie Football League: The Celebrities of Tomorrow – And My Pants

September 5th, 2008 // 86 Comments

Since it’s Friday and there’s a serious celeb bikini drought going on, The Superficial is officially honoring the start of the NFL season by posting pics of the Lingerie Football League. After a week of intense political debate, I felt like we needed to come together as a nation. And I think we can all agree it doesn’t get more patriotic than chicks in lingerie tossing the ol’ pigskin. Unless, of course, Sarah Palin gave Uncle Sam a lap dance on top of the Liberty Bell then, honestly, you got me there.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Gr8 points all # 50.
    Inside job ?

  2. Gals – you can touch my down anytime. Etc. If you know what I’m saying here.
    And in other news – it seems PRAVDA is, like, printing reality and rubbing the West’s face in it.
    If you want real news America – I guess check out Pravda from Russia.
    (but don’t blame me for those chicks from Tatu…etc…Bink)

  3. Italian Stallion

    I wonder if this bitch ever played mouthball? I have some balls that would go great in her mouth! Only reason why I asked, carry on………

  4. Would love to say something profound or witty here at this stage…..
    But can’t think of anything.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Thanks for that ‘Frank’
    ‘Frank’ from 16th floor : NP.

  5. So Stallion.
    I’m still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’ through undamaged steel structure….
    Inside job ?

  6. Kelvin J

    She’s great looking. Poor David Duchovny…he’s in sec rehab trying to cure his mind but just one look at these and he’ll be off the wagon in seconds.

  7. lostinamaze

    Seven is fat as hell.

  8. gunworth

    u call this sexy???

    ugly fuck

  9. mavis

    hey! isn’t that #7 chick Jen Johnson from CBS Big Brother 8?

  10. John

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

    ….mmmphf…huh?…*burp*….wha?….who woke me up? what is this, a new Fish story? Let’s see…

    meh.

    …*fart*….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  11. Ted from LA

    One more thing. This site will never survive without me and Randal.

  12. can i get a hoot hoot

    How can you vote for Palin for VP when she only has 2 years executive experience as governor? You should vote for Obama for president because he has 2 years of executive experience as a community organizer. Besides, Obama will give you lots of free things by taxing those nasty people who go to work. Don’t you want to sit at home and get things for free?

  13. Ted from LA

    #61,
    Not me.

  14. LOL!!! Nice hahahahaha

    XOXO

  15. Ted from LA

    OK I am REALLY leaving this site this time and I am crying sort of like Brett Favre did. I feel unloved and need to be treated as special. There are a lot of my commentaries here that could actually qualify for literature in and of themselves. I am considering composing an anthology.
    I am may even add a few lines of my fave fellas like Randal – my true source of inspiration here. A nice spiral bound affair I hope to have published.

  16. what the fuck

    for fucks sake where is my freaken gossip unless you been in a fucking car crash or somehas cut your hand off only 2 acceptable reasons maybe britts ate ur hand that could be the third …………………
    get your shit together and give me my daily dose of sarcasm
    and it dosent matter who you fucking vote in your still going to be fucked as they all fucking lie so drop the president shit

  17. Willard

    This is fucking retarded

  18. She is a bit on the bulky side, what is the point of this?

  19. Bozoo

    That’s a pretty stupid idea. They look ridiculous.

  20. betty

    #7……..c’mon…..these women look great…..they do have curves……i mean….be serious…..they’re hot…..who do u wanna see in lingerie?oprah to be satisfied?

  21. StrokerAce

    Yummy feet!

  22. Lilimayhem

    Pffffffffff….and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?…men here have all the fun…no fair!

  23. Lilimayhem

    Pffffffffff….and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?…men here have all the fun…no fair!

  24. Lilimayhem

    Pffffffffff….and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?…men here have all the fun…no fair!

  25. beastman AIDS

    Lilimayhem – could you pelase repeat that? I didn’t quite catch it…

  26. Secret Squirrel

    #7 is #1 in my book.

  27. *This is FAN’TASTIC!, and new as I never thought I’d get aroused at a Football game!, unless your name is Lance and was part of a group called Nsync who btw is Hilarious @ the end of Tropic Thunder… yah yah, all 2 seconds of it!

  28. NY Ted

    Boy…would I like to be the trainer on one of those teams!

    “Oh you have a bruised pussy? Well here let me take a closer look at that. I’m sure I can fix that up.”

    The Refs must wear iron underwear…I mean fuck…I’d have a BIG WOODY officiating these babes running around half naked with their boobies bouncing all over the place!

  29. Lilimayhem

    Sorry you didn’t caught that Beastman AIDS… I’ll repeat it just for you

    Pffffffffff….and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?…men here have all the fun…no fair!

  30. I'm hotter the girl in comment #31

    “I’m not a feminist but I’d never do anything this lame or pathetic to get 5 minutes of fame. I’d hate to bruise up my sexy body for such a lame sport. “Ooh, let’s play football in lingerie so men can get off…” No thanks! I’d rather rock climb or run a marathon. A real man is going to be turned on by my strength and courage. I didn’t get this body by pillow-fighting. Wake up bitches!! You’re a tool and you make the rest of us look like the stupid, empty-headed, eager-to-please, blow-up dolls.”

    Nice comment. However, seen as how you were more than likely not asked to play you do not have this issue. And I can assure you that you do not need the help of other women to look like “the stupid, empty-headed, eager-to-please, blow-up doll”. Seems to me like you can do a fine job of that on your own. I play for one of the teams and the majority of us are college graduates with actual jobs and we do this for fun. Sorry that we happen to be hot, big boobed, beauties. Would it make you happy to put a fat ugly girl on the team? Would that be prettier to watch? If so Comment #31 let us know and we can set up a tryout for your illedged marathon running body.

  31. Talk about superficial! Well good luck to the LFL hope it lasts.

  32. This idea of scantily clad women playing football originated with the Lingerie Bowl.

  33. This idea of scantily clad women playing football originated with the Lingerie Bowl.

  34. We play lingerie football at my house all the time. Get a little liquor in the neighborhood women and you never know what happens next.

  35. They look ridiculous XD

  36. This football girl is very hot!

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