Lindsay’s Money Problems Are Solved!

It’s like she already knew what I was going to say.

While she’s currently attempting to essentially convince a judge to let her stay at a spa-resort instead of going back to jail for all of five minutes, Lindsay Lohan’s dire financial situation just got a much-needed shot in the arm. Or more appropriately, in the mouth. CBC News reports:

An Ontario court has thrown out key provisions of Canada’s anti-prostitution laws in response to a constitutional challenge by a Toronto dominatrix and two prostitutes in 2009.

Need a ride to the airport? I’ll promise to clip a stroller :D

(Thanks to Natasha who saw legalized prostitution and randomly thought of me for some reason. Weird. *orders shower curtains in bulk online*)

Photo: Tyler Shields

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, Oct. 4.