Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory.

February 18th, 2011 // 140 Comments

Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina:

watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why ?

Yes, Sam, please ask Lindsay why her mom’s going on Good Morning America then try to count how many lies shoot out of her face as you take a mental inventory of your possessions and how long you fell asleep for. I think you’ll find it most enlightening provided you’re able to stop staring at tits and thinking with your cock. (We’ve all been there, bro.)

“I don’t know!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“We need the money!”
“I’m adopted!”
“No she’s not!”
“Your TV must be broken!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“Is that a fire?” *jumps out window with handful of watches*

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. patrix

    Hi, nice to meet you Justin Bieber 10 years from now. Nice to meet your hooker too.

  2. s'up bitches

    Lindsay isn’t a lesbian. She’s insane. You would have to be to go down on that thing which cannot be determined.

  3. Kevin

    It’s always Lindsay is a lesbian and now she’s not! and now she is! and now she’s not! Anyone ever consider she is bisexual?

  4. My grandmothers twitters read more sexually exciting and less contrived than that no-cocked concocted piddle:

    Geoffysgammy73: “Just walking around the pool this morning in when the poolboy suddenly pulled it out”
    Geoffysgammy73: “I was reading the NYTimes, while Arthur the plumber unclogged my pipes when all of a sudden my top fell off’. What to do?!”
    Geoffysgammy73: “Just had a fifth of Jack, while my roomate is sleeping half naked in the living room. Should I put my ass in his face?”

    Geoffysgammy73: “Hi tweethearts! Aldofo my mechanic is in the garage resetting my exhaust, should I tell him to work on my rear end too?”

  5. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    barkerman
    Commented on this photo:

    It burnses… Precious!! It burnses our eyes!!

  6. BigJim

    Since when does dating the Sham-wow / Slap-chop guy make you a lesbian?

  7. anon

    it seems that one of them needs the other but not the other way around.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s looking to choke her she needs to wrap it round the front first before tying…duh!

  9. Not that fucking scowl again…. good grief.

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    Mancuso
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha!! the Mother of all ironies is Sam actually has way shapelier hips than Snortie.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    Mancuso
    Commented on this photo:

    I fail to see the difference between Sam and Kristen Stewart on this pic. Except, of course, Sam’s actually got boobs.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    eww
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber in 10 years.

  13. the things a woman does to get her woman. Ain’t stalking love great.

  14. the captain

    yep, IT CAN BE THIS EASY TO FOOL THE UNITED STATES.

  15. the captain

    yep, it can be this easy to fool america.

  16. aretha

    fooling america isn’t diffucult: ASK THEM!!

  17. Capt Clown

    Is that them out for Halloween dressed as Cinderella and a stroke victim?

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    Samjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Why buy camel milk when you can get the camel for freeeeee! ouch.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    Samjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh K. D. Lang….cocaine is a helluva drug….

  20. jen

    It’s good to see Samantha is willing to speak up against Dina for talking about Lindsay in television media by….talking about her in social media.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    woot
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf samro’s body is kind of bangin

  22. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    hmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Anybody else notice that from this far away they actually both look hot? Like if I were at that beach and saw them a ways away I’d have to go investigate…and then I’d have to go disinfect.

  23. Oz Matters

    It looks like the cast call for the female remake of Rain Man?

  24. aretha

    how much $$ will it pay this time?

  25. stormee10

    Well wow. Wow to both, Lindsey and Ron and WOW to these comments too! Its just amazing to see how Michael and Dina can get so much flack, and yet STILL be such…such…(I can’t even think of the word)! After all, they are not youngsters anymore.

  26. Kelly-Kelly

    How is Lindsay a lesbian? Don’t you have to be with another girl to be a lezbo.

  27. Requiem for your rough dream

    lol I love it, when Sammy the ghoul does the RUN DMC face in every photo…

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    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    is there a reason that they are both wearing the ugliest sandals ever made… but, I guess lesbians aren’t known for their impeccable fashion sense.

    • dumb bitch

      occasionally, every once in a while, footwear serves a purpose beyond looking pretty.

      Also,
      I’ve never wanted a sandwich so bad in my entire life. I’m starting to understand Lilo’s fixation on SamRo.

      Yes. I’m ashamed.

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    yoshi
    Commented on this photo:

    has anyone notice that her hair and the superficial logo’s hair color is quite similar?…….

  30. Master Spook

    Psssst……! That looks like an uncomfortable position….

  31. Jugalug

    Lindsay’s dating Winona Ryder…Coincidence? I think not.

  32. Jimmy the Jay

    I like Sammy’s mosquito toe.

  33. nemesis

    same old story

  34. That looks like a lot of tart breath, funky body odor, stinky perfume and hair products and sour smelling pussies…fuckin yuk, those two pukes can keep each other warm as long as the bitch can stay out of jail, really who gives a fuck!

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    KIEPIE
    Commented on this photo:

    I think my head is going to explode

  36. truthsayer

    Ronson looks like Minister Pete from 3rd Bass

  37. welldoneson

    Oh, look, a child prostitute has helped a homeless man get out of the gutter.
    How nice. I hope it turned out all right for them both.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    LEB
    Commented on this photo:

    Nature did Lindsay a cruelty when she gave her a woman’s breasts, a boy’s hips, and the leftover brains of a 70s crack whore.

  39. herbiefrog

    we are very *proud*

    …of our linds : ))

    so go roll those tiny peni around your little fingerx
    [ w h a t ? …just kidding m as ter ? shhh…

  40. WTF is with the spam bullshit, you don’t think I get enough of this shit from those fuckin cookie trackers and spam sites trying to sell me all this cock sucking bullshit!

    Take you mindless bullshit to a 5 and dime or your local swap meet….you fuckin cunt!!!

  41. Grimmer

    What a pair of disgruntled hipsters.
    Has there ever been more useless trash?

  42. Rhialto

    The problem with these girls is that they’ve way too much money. I’m not sure about Lindsay Lohan but there’s still her market value. And that’s why the banks are keeping providing her with credit. Because outta game that’s for sure nothing.

  43. Rhialto

    LA citizens and being rude and opportunistic could that be a cliche? They’d look quite well behaved on this picture. They’re neighbors and i guess like any unfamiliar neighbor they’d like to see good ethics first.

  44. Nero

    Yep, They’re literally neighbors …..

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    McCock
    Commented on this photo:

    that thing is so disgusting, it’s giving me nightmares.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    Opps
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, the girlfriend is physically hideous. I would feel sorry for Lohan but she is a thieving, drug abusing celebrity.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    Hmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no doubt that 97% of peopel commenting here is f***ugly, moiself excluded.

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    RICHARD
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s why Lindsay’s been shoplifting… Obviously hanging out with Winona Ryder is gonna spur bad habits like that.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    RICHARD
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea I’d probably like to see them dyke it, and I’d help lick up the mess too if they give me some of their drugs.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    RICHARD
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, Lindsay is going to choke her out while she cums!! Kinky! David Caradine would be thrilled.

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