Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina:
watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why ?
Yes, Sam, please ask Lindsay why her mom’s going on Good Morning America then try to count how many lies shoot out of her face as you take a mental inventory of your possessions and how long you fell asleep for. I think you’ll find it most enlightening provided you’re able to stop staring at tits and thinking with your cock. (We’ve all been there, bro.)
“I don’t know!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“We need the money!”
“I’m adopted!”
“No she’s not!”
“Your TV must be broken!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“Is that a fire?” *jumps out window with handful of watches*
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
I hear Sam can lick her eyebrows.
“Lick it again Sam, for old time’s sake..”
“Of all the dive clubs with sub-par DJ music in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine…”
Ew.
Wow GL u know ur movies~ :D
YUM Lindsay looks fucking delicious in that picture.
Same to you… Your Casablanca reference was awesome dude… :)
practicing for jail…
Nice gift for my raging boner, two lesbians going at it. Oh wait
BrokeBitch Mountain….
LOL!
Comment win of the week…
that’s so gonna be in the weekly recap tomorrow
Another “Ace” for GravyLeg!
You win.
And it’s gravyleg FTW!
Stop confusing me with these pictures of Sam not having a terrible skeletor body. D:
Mr. Bean looks awfully surly in this pic!
lmfao
She looks more like Ralph Furley to me.
LOL !! i was trying to figure out who that jackass looked like !
god call !
or Ewen Bremner in trainspotting.
Nice camel toe!
Her body looks like E.T.’s
How can she be a lesbo when she wants Sam? Sam is a dude and a coked out wannabe crappy DJ.
HOW BIG IS SAM RONSON’S COCK??????????????????????????????????????????????????
So big that she can lick it with her tongue.
So big she can wrap it around her neck and wear it as a neck tie.
it’s so big she’s listed as an organ donor–twice–on her license
Worst hair extensions. Ever.
What’s up with Frowny McTubofshit and her sour face?
Lindsay can’t resist Sam’s huge strapon. She must eat pussy like a champ.
Gotta be. It’s the only explanation for why Linds would want to wake up to that face.
she probly dont see the face just the top of her head
I love the perspective and lighting of this photo because it looks like Samantha Ronson is holding a fly paper strip in front of her cootch.
What a douchebag!
Linds and I might scowl and stare,
But we’re creaming in our underwear,
I like to lick her here and there,
I like to lick her EVERYWHERE,
My strap-on’s in the dresser drawer,
It makes her moan and beg for more,
Wham, bam and thank-you ma’am,
Goddamn, goddamn, I’m Sam I Am.
Sounds like a Blood on the Dance Floor song.
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
Does MS Ronson ever change her expression? She’s got a one-expression-face like Jason Statham. Was she in an accident that resulted in her face getting frozen into a scowl? Or did she disobey a parent who told her not to make her face like that because it will stay that way?
In theory is right! Because that is a man and a whore.
bi is fine, lesbians boring. They just have white noses.
Looks like Lohan is just getting some practice in before Judge Fox sends her away for breaking the terms of her probation on February 25.
I don’t think dating skinny little Junior McFisty will prepare LiLo for Big Bertha’s WWF-style lovin’.
Hey! It’s that dude from “Clockwork Orange”!
wow, that skinny dude Lindsay Lohan hangs out with has boobs.
dito
wait, Ronson is a girl?
Sam’s finding out that pimpin’ really isn’t easy.
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fine. u made your point ;)
Looks like Lilo finally got into the books. I wonder if a mechanical bird capture it all…
Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory…Sam is still a man. In Fact.
Bucky wins best comment!
So they’re back together? Bumping uglies? Ick.
I’m sick of that face that that Sam Ronson always makes in pictures, actually I never liked it so I was sick right from the get-go.
Yeah, Sa-MAN-tha always looks like she urgently needs to take a shit and piss at the same time in all her photos.
It would be so nice if the healing power of love, dildos & determined cunnilingus could save this poor dumb women from a lifetime of lying, stealing & drug abuse.
Good luck Sam, you’re gonna need it.
Why does Sam always looks like someone shoved dog shit under her nose. Christ, can you imagine looking down and seeing that face buried in your crotch. EWWWWWWW.
Lindsay is not an ugly chick by any means, if you’re gonna be a lesbian, why not pick someone that doesn’t look like Uncle Festor on crack or at least will smile every now and then. That must be one powerful tongue.
I hope that they can make it work this time.
Lilo actually looks good in a coupe of those pics. Samantha looks she should play a really flexible demon ghostchild in some J-horror movie.
honk, honk!
how the fuck does paparazzi get these pictures? are they on floaties in the middle of the ocean? fuck these guys are desperate. even boat is extreme…….. fucking losers got no life. they probably think their like the ninja assassins of photographers….. someone kill these people
Aside from sizeable tits and passable legs, LiLo has an atrocious body. If you look at pic. #2 you can plainly see that she has no hip/waist definition.
I’d probably still jam my grand panjandrum into any of her several orifices. I just wouldn’t like it very much.
Sizeable doesn’t count if they hang down to your belly button at 23.
Now I want to really see a picture of you as you must look like god’s gift.
She reminds me of Notre Dame’s Fighting Irish mascot
When did LiLo start hanging out with Justin Beiber?
Damn it! You beat me to it!
They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They’re altogether ooky
The Ronson Family
(snap, snap)
Lindsay is probably just checking Sams vagina for lost jewelry. It’s where she lost the last of her self-respect after all.
SmokeSnatch Fountain
THUMBS UP IF U THINK SAMANTHA RONSON LOOKS LIKE EMINEM!!!!!!!
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she’s dating a coked out Justin Bieber?
“@lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me-lube and some cheese oozing-”
I got a good feeling about these two.
Usually, I think Lindsay is the scum of the Earth, since she’s portrayed so poorly in the news (which is understandable, mainly because she IS bad, pretty much, on a daily basis). But seeing some of these pics, I can tell there’s still something there. She looks genuinely happy & normal in few of them: she and Samantha make a pretty good couple. Maybe there’s hope for Lindsay after all.
And Samantha’s pose in the first pic makes me like her even more. She looks a bit like “Bud” in Father Knows Best. I bet she’d be pretty fun to hang out with :)
Remember Lindsay, keep it away from bright lights, don’t get it wet, and never ever feed it after midnight.