Lindsay & Sam in bikinis: Round 3

October 2nd, 2008 // 103 Comments

Here are shots of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s third day in Mexico. All I’m saying is, would it kill them to go to a nude beach for a change? And by them I mean just Lindsay. Sam can go to the beekeeper’s outfit beach. Or, I dunno, stab a bunch of guys in the crotch with a swordfish. Whatever it is lesbians like to do for fun at the shore. Go nuts.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    @47

    God, you just hate men don’t you Cindy.

    When was the last time a guy even looked at you? How many cats do you own? Let me guess, you drive an olive green Subaru, correct?

  2. Mandy

    #47

    Only fat or ugly or fat and ugly assholes put women down and jealous fat bitches too. The fit successful men appreciate women of all ages.

  3. Dave

    Looks like Linds has some toe going on

  4. Elton John

    And, this is from the girl that wanted us to think she was Marilyn Monroe. What a couple of pale, the whiter shade of pale, skanks.

  5. rikstarr

    I hate ugly lesbos

  6. Pap Pap Pap Pap

    Does Sam have Lice? She is always scratching her head. Well, if not, then she has dementia and can’t understand why Lindsay is such a media whore.

  7. Randal

    Hey Sam, I love the tattoo that runs down on the inside of your arm, very hot! The two of you make such a great couple but it’s Lindsay that shines here, the bright star in an otherwise black sky.

    Lindsay, you look great! Keep doing what you do!

    Randal

  8. Lola

    How fucking staged is the 1st picture? This freckled fucktarded whore definitely knew someone was taking her nasty picture. Stupid talentless syke whore…. And why is her armpits and crotch spot paler than the rest of her body? Fake ass ugly bitch
    And GOD please Fish, enough rug munchers… I mean if I see SamHo butch bitch in another bikini, I’ll poke my co-workers eyes out

  9. simplicity

    How is what they’re doing gay?
    Two girls hanging out.

  10. jt

    2 pretty chicks in bikinis
    ok its cool

  11. Nat

    Oh come on people…leave Sam alone. I actually think she’s quite hot…. Yes, seriously.

  12. Dirk the Magnanomous

    PLEASE make them stop. OK, just Sam. One more shot of her showing skin and I’m turning gay!!!!!!!!!!

    If Lindsay is gay, she can do a whole lot better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. dude

    So the photographer of these “candid, everyday real-life” shots is standing in the surf?

  14. Yeah, these shots arent staged……Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    I didnt know Paparazzi could swim.

  15. PunkA

    #64, the paps are in a boat you dumbass….And LiLo knows they are there, is posing for them. It is obvious. Don’t be so stupid.

  16. kels

    OMG, I JUST NOTICED LINDSAY HAS A BOYISH FIGURE FROM THE WAIST DOWN–NO CURVES DOWN SOUTH. THAT’S NASTY. PLUS HER FRECKLES WILL AGE HER IN NO TIME. SHE’S FUGGERS

  17. kels

    OMG, I JUST NOTICED LINDSAY HAS A BOYISH FIGURE FROM THE WAIST DOWN–NO CURVES DOWN SOUTH. THAT’S NASTY. PLUS HER FRECKLES WILL AGE HER IN NO TIME. SHE’S FUGGERS

  18. titsonsnack

    LINDSAY LOHAN IS MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE WITH A WIG

  19. titsonsnack

    Oh and #67 freckles don’t “age” you, ya fuckin’ dumbass, freckles make people look younger.

  20. rubric

    It looks like titsonsnack has freckles! lol.

  21. bleh

    Ugh I bet they smell like a pack of wet dogs. Stray dirty dogs. Which is ironic since you’d expect them to smell like a wet cat.

  22. man with tits

    Blohan does not have a hot face, without the stylist and makeup artists she looks as ugly and dorky as she did as a kid. Her body does not fit together, it’s really hard to believe those boos are real since the rest of her is a curveless boy body, her legs are thick and nasty too. Once you get over the fact that she has huge boobs she’s a real bore and they just don’t look good on her anyway she looks like an ugly sclupture a kid made all top heavy and out of proportion, whereas other womens bodies have beautiful sweeping curvaceous lines. I think she is a real lesbian since without the boobs and long hair she’d really look like a boy so in terms of biology she’s like 50% boyman at least.

  23. Wilbur

    #72

    I agree.

    Without her make up she looks like your average white freckle face chick with breast implants.

  24. hitler

    It’s some kind of ugly mantis creature.

  25. hitler

    It’s some kind of ugly mantis creature.

  26. ummm...yeah

    God!!
    Randal, why don’t you just DIE already??!!!!!
    Those bitches are as pasty as a dried up white fish!!
    How the hell do you spend three whole days in the Mexican sun and still stay that fucking white?
    BTW, Fake ass Fish, STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT THESES BITCHES!!!!

  27. Rachel

    OMG, you guyz! Don’t you love having, like, a narrow mind and no real appreciation for beauty?!?! I know I do. OMG!!!!!!!

  28. Yes

    @77

    You are right. As humans we have a tendency to project less-than-favorable depictions of people and lifestyles we do not understand. As a bisexual woman myself, I see nothing out of the ordinary with this relationship.

    I know what you mean when you sarcastically imply that most people leaving messages on this page are narrow minded. People who say things like “Pick a side, Lindsey!” or “She’s just quivering for cock.” just don’t understand the maleable and fluid nature of sexuality.

    Furthermore, I disagree with those of you who are disgusted by masculine dykes. You do not understand the sexy nature of a woman who is brave enough to challenge heteronormative, hegemonic discourse (i.e. the codes of conduct and intellectualism that dictate our daily lives, that most people [sheeple] accept without questions), and embrace a more androgenous sexuality that challenges conventional understanding of the way things should be. I am disgusted by the lack of transcendental and existential depth that most of you are unwilling to embrace.

    I’m tired of stupid, uneducated assholes like most of you. Get a fucking clue. Dumb shits.

  29. ishi-san

    @ 50: how naive! cute!

  30. LiLo for V-Prez 2008!

    Looks like Sams swim diaper is a step in the right direction, but I think these swimsuits would be even more flattering on her. They would even help her hair!
    http://www.fashion-era.com/images/SocialHistory/swimpad500.jpg

    Lindsay needs a woman who can protect her…from sharks and rhinos:
    http://members.tripod.com/~usapics/disk7.html

  31. ………..can it end now, PLEASE!!

  32. Ew

    I’m sorry but the distance between Blowhan’s belly button and her crotch is just f-ing weird.

  33. Ew

    Oh and Pam – you’re an idiot just like Palin. If that’s the way you feel why are you reading this site?

  34. Biff

    What are those tracks up Sam’s arm in pic 1? Either she’s been cooking up shit and chasing the dragon, or those are Herp sores from inserting her arm somewhere it shouldn’t be … hmmmm.

    #78: Lighten up, don’t get your back hair all in a knot …

  35. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason

    i think Sam is pretty cool and has a nice body! I don’t see everyones beef with her!

  36. bosendorfer

    can lindsey exist without posturing, even momentarily? she has no hips.

    ronson is simply gruesome, apathetic, passive, ornamental to lohan — like lohan’s gilligan.

  37. Suzy

    sam looks like she’s wearing a diaper, lol

  38. want meds

    to ew #83
    YES! I DID notice that, and was waiting for someone to comment–I mean, her navel is almost in line to be a third nipple.

  39. natalie

    beekeepers outfit beach! rofl!

  40. Sarah Palin

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

    (applause)

    Furthermore…

    (applause)

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    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)

    Amen!

    (Amen!)

  41. piyush

    In bikini its Ultimate destination for any guy

  42. seeing Lindsay in bikini SOMEONE get erected under my brief

  43. wow the hidden pussy

    muuuaaah

  44. mooshoo

    Lindsay looks great, still the little cutie we all know and love from The Parent Trap. I personally am a big fan and wish her all the best of luck in life, no matter which path she chooses…

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  46. BIll M

    Awesome political ad short film
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E

  47. abbey*

    shes a lesbian!!!!!!! omg

  48. ANTONY

    ewww…they look like UGLY MAGGOTS!!!!!…

  49. LanguorousLass

    Why are you such haters?

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