Here are shots of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s third day in Mexico. All I’m saying is, would it kill them to go to a nude beach for a change? And by them I mean just Lindsay. Sam can go to the beekeeper’s outfit beach. Or, I dunno, stab a bunch of guys in the crotch with a swordfish. Whatever it is lesbians like to do for fun at the shore. Go nuts.
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sam | October 2, 2008 at 12:58 pm
first
mamadough | October 2, 2008 at 12:59 pm
i wonder if sam has ever experienced the wonderful pleasures that is cock ‘n balls? most lesbos i know brag at the fact they’ve never been with a man. i bet a swish of the plum wand would change her point of view.
PunkA | October 2, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Day 3 of their staged, contrived, photo shoot vacation. I bet the paps are paying them both $25-50k a day for these pictures. Since Lindsay can’t get a job now, she does need the coin. Pathetic she gets is this way. Now she is no better than Paris, Spencer and Heidi and KK. They all need to burn in hell.
In Rem | October 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Stop. Stop stop stop.
san | October 2, 2008 at 1:01 pm
seventh
SuperGRL | October 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Why is everyone so nasty to Sam? Has it escaped everyone’s attention that Lindsay is just pulling an Anne Heche? Don’t all the lesbians out there just want to kick her ass for being a cunt tease? I feel sorry for Sam because any day now Lindsay is going to go right back to dick.
I’m straight and it pisses me off…Lindsay, pick a side and stay there.
El Dude | October 2, 2008 at 1:06 pm
If they are lesbians…how come there is never a photo of them making out or something? I think this lesbian thing is bogus.
Vince Lombardi | October 2, 2008 at 1:07 pm
@3. Good call. When I saw these, I felt the same. They knew on Day 1 they were being photographed, yet they continue to come out to the same spot and are now “posing” on the beach (pic 1) and holding hands in the surf. They can hold hands (and other parts) as much as they want in private. What is the purpose of staging it in public *in the surf?* Because they want their pics taken. Yep, I imagine you have it 100% right.
san | October 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm
My buddy fucked Samantha Ronson. He said he didn’t encounter any testicles, however Sam has a really big clit, or maybe a miniature penis. He wasn’t too sure.
Ted from LA | October 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Fish,
Give it a fuckin’ rest. Next. Word.
OJ's Mom | October 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm
How come Samantha always looks like she is trying to remember where she put her car keys?
Look at Pic 1. “Ummm, did I lay them down next to the Vagasil in the bedroom? No. Hmmmmm, maybe I set them down when I was taking my Valtrex? Darn.”
SuperGRL | October 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm
@3 & 8,
I know right? Even Sam is scratching her head in the first picture. As if thinking “what the hell is Lindsay doing?”
And how do you be in Mexico that long and still have the color of the underbelly of a fish?? Sick.
ak | October 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm
mind you, you’d think if these pics were staged someone would have suggested nicer swimwear for sam. they look like they’re from JC Penney. At least she usually has some version of a decent dyke look going.
blugardenia | October 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
They look so bored that it does appear more contrived than a getaway to a beautiful place with a lover. And yesterday they were playing scrabble??!!! I don’t see these two lasting for very long.
OJ's Mom | October 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
In Pic #1 you can see where the Herp has eaten away at Lindsays crotch. Her crotch skin is now the same color as Michael Jacksons.
Ooh, that is nasty shit.
havoc | October 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Alright already….
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Greasy Weezel | October 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Sam is a lucky guy. Dude must be hung to keep a hot piece of snapper like Lindsay around.
PAM | October 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm
THERE YOU GO LINDSEY AGAIN LINDSEY! THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS. NOTHING! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TALK TRASH ABOUT MRS. PALIN. PSSHHHHH WHAT A JOKE! I AM SICK OF THESE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE BEING FAMOUS FOR CRAP. PEOPLE! WHY DO WE LET THIS HAPPEN? I NEVER BUY THOSE STUPID HOLLYWOOD MAGAZINES, THEY ARE WHAT LINDSEY LIVES FOR.
Ryan Seacrest | October 2, 2008 at 1:26 pm
These are staged. I have it on good authority that Lindsey has a boyfriend. My insider tells me Lindsey been seeing the lead singer from the band “WHAM!” for the past few month now.
HorribleJudgment | October 2, 2008 at 1:27 pm
UGH! This ugly man in his bikini again?! Now it actually looks as if he’s confused to be there. Hideous, confused, and cross-dressing–never a good combo.
SuperGRL | October 2, 2008 at 1:28 pm
@18 – So you don’t buy magazines but you look at celebrity websites? what’s that about?
richcapo | October 2, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I thought the Superficial writer hates Lohan’s body — he’s always making fun of her tits. Now he’s begging for nude beach shots? Weird.
Kato Kaelin | October 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Welcome back, Superficial writer… we missed you last week!
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | October 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I’m happy for them. Really. I’m happy for them. No joking. I’m really, really happy for them.
erica | October 2, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Her body looks amazing in pic #6.
pat | October 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I don’t get why people say if she knows she’s going to be ptotographed she shouldn’t go to the beach. What if she likes going to the beach? Is she supposed to wait until she’s 90 years old? If you don’t like the pictures, look at something else.
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Day 3, and sam is still as pasty as white bread..
First Time | October 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
After three days of sun bathing, freckle Lohan probably got skin cancer by now
Fumus | October 2, 2008 at 1:53 pm
number 23 are there different writers?
I’ve long suspected this…being that fish seems to go though long periods of unfunny.
2) You could land a ocean liner on that forehand. Damn Lindsey, can’t you get your paps to photoshop that for you at all? Tell them to reduce it from NFL to arena football regulation field size…
Rough Daddy | October 2, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Lezzies are so hardcore,,,*Lindsay probably have a bigger gap than Sandra Bernhart*
ishi-san | October 2, 2008 at 1:54 pm
My god! Those two are so hopelessly boring! They do nothing but standing around next to each other or behind each other and look serious…………… Life could have been so much fun *yawn*
Winter Break | October 2, 2008 at 1:54 pm
There is not one curve among both of them – Rails.
Godiva | October 2, 2008 at 1:57 pm
You people are so bloody lame. These pictures were all snapped on the same day. The people who run this site are desperate for your visits. Number of hits is equal to justifying the amount of money that they charge people to advertise on this piece of rubbish.
Please, get a clue! Now go vote for Barack Obama, and redeem yourselves in the eyes of your creator. ME!
Rough Daddy | October 2, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I’ve currently lost 5 pounds on my hunger strike! till lindsay jump the fence!
Needledick The Bug Fucker | October 2, 2008 at 2:02 pm
C-mere Godiva – Daddy’s home
ishi-san | October 2, 2008 at 2:04 pm
@ 33: who said that, at least some of us, don’t know that?! But after staring at my book about “dialectic of enlightment” *bore* I cannot resist doing something that makes the market go round and my brain have a break *lol*
Oh and yes, I would vote for Obama, if I could!……as most of Europe would!!
Fumus | October 2, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Woops I have tennis on the mind as always, that was supposed to read forehead. lol…I’m kinda awesome…ert really awesome.
Spanky | October 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I would like to watch them 69 infront of me . Then I would stick a finger up each ones bum.
Nor Cal | October 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm
#33 so what!? Welcome to business & industry. Even if we do vote for Bar. Oba. mccain will still steal the election. No word is ever mentioned about the failed & riddled w/deceit voting system. Y?
I think these 2 chix are kinda cute. Linz. looks too cute and reminds me of her ‘parent trap’ days. If you can’t understand it, look away.
Virgodoll | October 2, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#11, that was really very funny
Deacon Jones | October 2, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Wow, what a temporary waste of 3 fuckholes on that body. mm mmm
I cant imagine hitting that, especially since she’s a nymph. God help the first random dude she drags into a bathroom and fuck when she ditches this dyke. She’ll be trembling for dick.
Karen | October 2, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Lesbians are so much better than hetero couples. They’re always much happier and when you see them out like this, you don’t have to look at some drooling slack-jawed guy with a balding head and hairy beer belly.
Chi Chi | October 2, 2008 at 2:34 pm
The lesbians look like they are getting along nicely. They must be getting a lot of pussy juice. I wonder if they also use a strap on. The first pics is a great one of the lessies.
Scooter | October 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm
#42
Lesbians can look scary especially when they try to look like a guy. It all depends on the individual and it does not matter if they are gay or not.
Alicia | October 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Make it stop! I’d rather see Janice Dickinson in a bikini again than these two… particularly Sam, who looks like a man-skeleton.
Gem | October 2, 2008 at 2:38 pm
#33
Right! Right! You are bloody well right! You know you got a right to say!
Vote for Obama and give youself a tax break unless you are the rich elite 3 percent of Americans then your taxes will go higher.
Cindy | October 2, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Gotta say I agree with #42. In all the celebrity beach pictures there’s always at least one guy with a horrendously fat, out of shape, hairy body (not just belly, but also shoulders and back), ironically with thinning hair on his head. He’s always walking around completely unashamed of his revolting body. It’s like guys try until they’re 20, then completely let themselves go while continuing to criticize every flaw on a girl’s body.
Bartok | October 2, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Enough already… As if Lohan’s stupidity didn’t already cancel out any hotness factor she might have had, showing her with that worthless waste of humanity sends this right into the gouge-out-my-eyeballs-with-a-fork zone. Do us all a favor… Drop them BOTH from the post-worthy category, and let us enjoy our vision in peace.
pete | October 2, 2008 at 2:57 pm
“As if Lohan’s stupidity didn’t already cancel out any hotness factor she might have had”
Hetero men know that stupidity MULTIPLIES a girl’s hotness factor.
Vince Lombardi | October 2, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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@33. Really??? Do people go to the beach for one day with three different sets of swimwear? Maybe in your fantasy island they do, Tattoo, but I spy with my little eye…. different bikinis. I won’t challenge the rest of your rant, but I seriously doubt they wore stuff, ran to the bungalow, changed, wore different stuff, ran to the bungalow, changed, and wore different-errrr stuff again, all in one day. Because if they DID, then it is ABSOLUTELY a set up for the paps.
Have some visual acuity, deductive reasoning, and common sense. Otherwise, sod off.