Lindsay opened her mouth. Guess what came out.

May 25th, 2010 // 66 Comments

Seen here looking like the goddamn Emperor, Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to see how many times she could lie to a judge yesterday without getting tossed in jail. (Answer: 3,720. I hate you, LA.) TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan made it clear to the court that she didn’t wanna wear a SCRAM bracelet because she thought it would get in the way of an upcoming movie shoot in Texas — problem is, no such shoot exists.
TMZ has contacted the producers of the only two motion picture projects Lindsay is currently attached to — “Machete” and “Inferno” — and they both made it very clear that LiLo has no business in Texas.
A rep for “Machete” tells us there ARE additional scenes being shot in Texas but, “according to the director, they don’t include [Lindsay].”
As for “Inferno,” a rep tells us, The Linda Lovelace biopic “doesn’t plan on starting shooting ’till the beginning of August.” Also, it’s not being shot in Texas — so the SCRAM bracelet would have no affect on that film either.

To save me a helluva lot of typing, let’s just assume that everything Lindsay said in court yesterday was complete and utter bullshit. When they asked her to state her name for the record, she probably said “Tom Cruise” then refused to be tried in “people court” because she’s a cat.

Photos: Mavrix

  1. Slappy White

    Is she fat again?

  2. KB

    I think she looks like Pete Doherty these days — with a bad case of goiter.

    She has looked incredibly rough in many pictures and different occasions as of late.

  3. Jeremy

    I am convinced that this is actually a decoy and not lindsay lohan. Lay off the blow honey!!!

  4. She looks absolutely awesome! That cute a few years ago – was used. If that is the tiniest bit quiet, he will realize what he threw. Her youth, her looks, her talent, her wisdom …. She looks sooooo lost and absent only from life – I really think will help her prision time. If his parents want him to survive, they need to work really fast – her mother is such an enabler. Ewww … And her father is better than. Yes, jail is his only hope

  5. saramosa

    shit… that boy george?

  6. It wasn’t “too” long ago when the media apparently “loved” Lindsay Lohan and everybody jumped on board. THEN the media started dissing her and dogging her out and everybody is on board with that, too. The media builds people up so they can tear them down- they do this quite often to sell papers, ect. I’m not denying this isn’t a real story but when there “is” no real story, they make one up. Everyone knows it. You clowns on this page fell right in the media’s wheelhouse
    with these put downs and this garbage.

  7. Sarah Bellume

    Yeah, POOR Lindsay. Everyone is so hard on her. Oh, wait….she has done this to herself. Sad to have the world at your feet and decide getting high and having a good time is more important. And now she is thumbing her nose at the legal system. No sympathy here.

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  9. Candy Blackmail

    She’s only in her early 20′s and already has jowls. Karma is a bitch.

  10. Paul


    If you’re really concerned about the bad press she’s been getting and want to do something about, please be sure to mention that she needs to behave like a responsible adult next time you send her a fan letter.

  11. free palestine

    She looks like Pete Doherty, the druggie that Kate Moss used to date, in this pic.

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