Some marketing wizard thought it’d be a good idea to name a food item after Lindsay Lohan, so here she is at Millions of Milkshakes last night mixing up a milkshake named after her for the cameras. Surprisingly missing from these shots is the cleaning crew that came in afterward and essentially burned the place to the ground before salting the earth. In related news, the three children who tasted the Lindsay Shake are still missing though at this point it’s a given their livers exploded, and they were eaten by coyotes. And now, sports!
EDIT: Added a new column full of side boob. Not exactly sure why…
I’m 31 and my boobs dont sag as much as hers- in that last pic esp.
Also she looks like she could me my aunt, facial-wise.
Is she doing crack?
She definitely has a methlyated appearance. Probably nasal cocaine, she would have lost her sh*t by now if it was crack.
She definitely has a methylated appearance. Probably nasal cocaine, she would have lost her sh*t by now if it was crack.
One word to describe LL: haggard
Damn, she’s skeezy. I bet she’s really touched… all ten of her fans came out to take pictures with her.
Main Pic, she’s thinking:
“God, this milkshake tastes like my ass.”
WOW she was so hawt in ” Mean Girls” WTF happened to her. I remember like 15 yrs ago …oh… hold on….(checking wikipedia for her age) HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHES ALMOST 40 WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS DUMB BITCH. She needs to go back to the HBI :)
She gets random drug tests all the time as part of her probation and hasn’t failed one yet. 2 years ago her pics were of her passed out and throwing up. Now shes taking pics of babies and having her pic taken holding them. Whats really pathetic is how some of you losers insult her and call her names when she’s never done anything to you. Yeah, she looks stressed but it’s from that shipwreck relationship with that loser Sam, not drugs. I’ll tell you what’s really ugly–hate. Seems like a lot of you are full of it. “Let’s see who can trash Lindsay the best”–childish.
ZZZZZZZZ…
the reason they trash Lindsay Lohan is because she has everything and she destroyed herself.
Some people have very little. The money this woman spends destroying herself could go to help people. She is pathetic and a loser.
Our contempt for such a person discourages others from following her example.
I never comment here..but for this I will. She looks absolutely horrible! She needs major help because she has lost all her youth and beauty.
What this girl needs is a good “bang” I swear she’ll forget about being “dyke” in a N.Y. minute!
ZZZZZZZZZZZ,
You are way wrong. She and her mother even admitted several weeks ago that she is on ADDERRAL for her “ADD” now. Which in itself, is a chemical quite similar to methamphetamine… but it’s legal. Very addictive and powerful; makes u lose a lot of weight just like meth too.
So, you fail. She is on drugs, even admitted herself to it.
this girl needs to:
1. stop tanning
2. eat
3. wipe of all that makeup
4. put some clothes on
5. get a job
6. come back down to earth and get her shit together
but none of that is going to happen until she realizes crack is whack.
I love how they made her wear gloves, but he put his ears and hair gave her glove fingers. What was the matter of gloves? And why he wears them all if her hair was all down and everywhere? Not very sanitary.