Some marketing wizard thought it’d be a good idea to name a food item after Lindsay Lohan, so here she is at Millions of Milkshakes last night mixing up a milkshake named after her for the cameras. Surprisingly missing from these shots is the cleaning crew that came in afterward and essentially burned the place to the ground before salting the earth. In related news, the three children who tasted the Lindsay Shake are still missing though at this point it’s a given their livers exploded, and they were eaten by coyotes. And now, sports!
EDIT: Added a new column full of side boob. Not exactly sure why…
Eww | July 24, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………………………………
Delgo | July 24, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I’d still brick it.
dude_on | July 24, 2009 at 12:39 pm
She is aging in dog years. It is over.
Reader | July 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Not nice…cut the girl some slack already!
Chuck Nunchuck | July 24, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Awesome! I’ve always wondered what Herpes tasted like in milkshake form.
Charles Few | July 24, 2009 at 12:43 pm
My gawd, she’s gonna be dead before 30. How depressing.
Charles Few | July 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm
2nd thought: Larry King will outlive her.
disgusting and unsanitary | July 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm
ugh she keeps touching her hair while she’s handling the food. that is so nasty. its called the lindsay because the secret ingredient is her hair. yuck.
Harold^Sick | July 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Ha ha, she looks like she’s in her 50′s in the first pic. Cougar?
Veronica | July 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
even she’s not buying these attempts to ceate good publicity.
And one shudders to think of what would be in a shake named after her. I would assume a year ago, it would have brought all the boys to the yard.
Darth Retard | July 24, 2009 at 12:51 pm
If it weren’t for the huge boobs I’d have long forgotten this girl.
Chor_boy_rots_your_teeth | July 24, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Jesus! Someone get her some pot and a $250 gift card to In and Out Burger so that poor girl will get an appetite and eat! She’s wasting away before our eyes! There was a time when I thought she was hot. Now she’s just gross. How sad and pathetic.
Crapcakes | July 24, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Poor girl. I wish one of her parents was normal enough to step in and un-fuck her up. Too bad that’s not going to happen
Annie Likes Anal | July 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Nice sagging sideboob shots, Linds. Couple of months those deflated silicon sacks should be down to your knees. Going for the Auschwitz look, I see. Chewing on Samantha cocaine powdered beef jerky sink hole diet must be paying off. Even the queen tying the apron behind your kneck looks horrified. Do us all a favor, Lindsay, get out of our lives! Next!
freekity geeek | July 24, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Ugh, she looks terrible. Her forehead has such deep grooves in it. She needs to cut out the smoking/tanning and stuff. And she should put on more clothes!
britneysucks | July 24, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Her face has suffered but her body is perfect. Am seriously jealous.
Crabby Old Guy | July 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Surprisingly, it tasted like tuna.
Huh, who knew?
will | July 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm
@12 please kill yourself.
Io | July 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
OMG she looks so old!
ha | July 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
LOL the irony. It’s like having a dictionary named after Britney Spears. I love the main pic, the look on her face is priceless she’s all like “what is this fa-oooo-d
stuff you’ve named after me?” Then she tries it and it’s like a 40 year old virgin getting his totured wang into it’s first inch of pussy: “WOW THIS IS AMAZING. I should have tried this years ago”.
FACE | July 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
When will white boys admit that she looks about as stank as you can get without being a crack whore?
Chef | July 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Looks like shit in the blender. Yep, name after her. SHIT!
caroline | July 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Well she already has the Lindsay Lohan shot named after her – it’s a Red-Headed Slut with a splash of Coke.
would not hit it | July 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm
my god that picture of her back is gross. I really wished she would read this and eat a pizza.
Rod | July 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Mark your calendars. A year from now she’ll already be dead. These pictures prove it.
lalalalala | July 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm
She looks like a trainwreck
Rogue | July 24, 2009 at 1:38 pm
So they let her make a cocaine & redbull milkshake?
Bob Johnson | July 24, 2009 at 1:42 pm
She’s already got a shot named after her:
The Lindsay Lohan (A red headed shot with a splash of coke)
Deacon Jones | July 24, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Man, I am so glad I quit smoking, she looks like a MILF I work with, but she’s fucking 22
LamKram | July 24, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I can’t believe the Superficial guy didn’t make the obvious joke:
What’s in a “Lindsay Lohan Milkshake”?
2 oz Skim Milk
2 oz Red Bull
5 oz Vodka
1 oz Nicotine
1 oz Amoxicillin
1 heaping tablespoon Peruvian Flake Cocaine (plus more to taste)
Mix well in blender. Serve chilled. Purge immediately after drinking. Snort any remaining cocaine.
slipnslide | July 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Lol@ #30.
And what did #12 do wrong to get such a nasty comment?
twzzlrgirl | July 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Pics 1 and 2 look like she uses “There’s Something About Mary” hair-care products.
Pic 8 made me shoot iced tea out my nose.
She looks like a zombie….grosssssss!
Eat Something | July 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
For Heaven’s sake….hold the bitch down and pour at least 3,000 of those milkshakes into her. Maybe she might actually make it to 100lbs if we are lucky. Looks like freaking Skeletor in those photos.
That or just throw her in a trash can and burn it with fire so we can stop seeing her.
moi | July 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Oh my ! she looks so bad and old here…=O!! say no to drugs and alcohol lindsay or you will be ugglier…
Ellen | July 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I wouldn’t hit that with samantha ronson’s dick.
rrrippinrrrose | July 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm
that video… SHIT son. her voice is shot and she’s so.. scared
Will.I.Am | July 24, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@35
How about Fergie’s???
big teeth | July 24, 2009 at 2:17 pm
we likes the precious, we does… yesssssss…
Frodo | July 24, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Great Gandalf’s Ghost! I thought Gollum died in Mt. Doom. I’m not going through that shit again…let the bastard have the ring.
Joe Mason | July 24, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I would wreck that. She still looks good.
Rachell | July 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
She’s so dirty and gross looking. I’m 29, but I look 18. She’s what, early 20′s? and she looks about 35. I guess this is what happens with a study diet of blow for breakfast. She looks like somone who sleeps outside in the same flannel shirt for weeks on end. So nasty. Someone please give her a bath.
jessman | July 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Damn, she looks like she’s forty years old and dying from cancer.
EB | July 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm
What’s the shake called? a Skank Shake?
Sunidaze | July 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm
If Dina really loved Lindsay she’d look at these pictures and get her child some help.
Joe | July 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Damn, she looks horrendous, like a late 30s porn star.
Sickitten | July 24, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Yeah, she looks like every drunkie Irish mom on Long Island now. You know the ones I am talking about. They always had 6 kids in a house meant for no more than 2 kids and their yards were never manicured.
Kels | July 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
DUDE, SHE’S NASTY. I’M 30 AND DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES ON MY FOREHEAD OR FACE LIKE HER, AND SHE’ S LIKE 23 OR IN HER EARLY TWENTIES…SHE’S AGING BADLY…
Kels | July 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
DUDE, SHE’S NASTY. I’M 30 AND DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES ON MY FOREHEAD OR FACE LIKE HER, AND SHE’ S LIKE 23 OR IN HER EARLY TWENTIES…SHE’S AGING BADLY…
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Venom | July 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm
The Curious Case of Lindsay Lohan. How is it that at 23 you look 50? And I won’t even talk about how her spinal cord is bulging out of her back.
… yet because there’s some side boob pics, I’m sure some of you will still find her to be hot.