Lindsay Lohan has food named after her (Now with more side boob!)

Some marketing wizard thought it’d be a good idea to name a food item after Lindsay Lohan, so here she is at Millions of Milkshakes last night mixing up a milkshake named after her for the cameras. Surprisingly missing from these shots is the cleaning crew that came in afterward and essentially burned the place to the ground before salting the earth. In related news, the three children who tasted the Lindsay Shake are still missing though at this point it’s a given their livers exploded, and they were eaten by coyotes. And now, sports!

EDIT: Added a new column full of side boob. Not exactly sure why…

Photos: Fame, WENN