Lindsay Lohan’s writing a book

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Writing a book? Maybe she should try reading a book first.

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Good grief, Lindsay Lohan knows how to write?

It’s going to take an awful lot of crayons and fingerpaints for this one.

Great my kid loves coloring books.

“Daddy, why is the princess in this picture flashing her private parts and why is she hunched over a mirror?”

I can’t wait till people stop listening to this bitch. That + her pussy stinks.

Moses was gay and a freemason? Seriously, what is your problem, you angry little man? I’m not even religious but I am so sick of your constant hostile bashing. Ohhh, you’re so smart because you voice a common, loud assault on religion, how original! Let’s see you bash
Mohammed or Aisha. God, what a loser. I’m oficially deleting the bookmark and not coming back to this site- it’s just lame and uninteresting.

@8: That was obviously a joke about Dan Brown making controversial claims about religion. Like The Da Vinci Code saying Jesus had a wife and kids. Chill your shit out, Carrie Prejean.

I’ll buy it only if it has a happy ending……..like Lindsay found dead in a pile of coke

Perfect. It will be written in crayon, with those backwards letters kids use.

And obviously there will be someone else writing about her experiences for her because we all know she was too fucked up to remember any of the good ones.

Mohammed molested sheep

I’ll read it! Hopefully she’ll write it after she’s cleaned out her system of sh*t.

We love you, Lindsay! Don’t let the old, bitter farts get to you. You’re still young and have something they don’t have– your youth!

She is a compulsive liar, so I’m sure the experiences in this book will be at least 80% fictitious. Then of course she will leave out the best parts out of pure shame. LAME.

I hope my kid does a book report on this. He’s a little bastard, always trying to look so good for school pictures.

How good could this book be? I mean she insists she doesn’t have an alcohol problem, so she’ll have to leave out half of her life there. Then she says she only did coke once or twice, so there goes another half of her life. Oh yeah, and her breasts are real and she saved a bunch of Indian children.
Folks, this book can be found in the fiction section.

“Because then I can see what’s happening on paper”….

…yeah, for most people, seeing “And then I got fired/arrested” written over and over would clue them in to “what’s happening”. You? Not so much.

I would like to see a post from Superficial explaining why the fuck that damn Bounty Hunter ad takes so fucking long to splash and then cover the entire fucking webpage until you close it out. It’s not annoying or anything, but I’m afraid I might go on a shooting spree if I see it, again.

I understand paying bills, but FUCK ME! How expensive can a domain plus writer be?

@9 – HUZZAH

a book??? haha
maybe a pamphlet… maybe… haha. you know itll probably be a short comic strip of stick figures doing coke and having anal sex .. yeah sounds about right

aw who are we kidding she doesnt know how to write.

Honestly, who cares & who’s gonna buy, let alone read that book ?

I think we are all missing the real story here. And that is the hilarious negro in the upper right corner of the main picture.

looks like that hilarious negro has a white hand

How about we try to come up with a title. I’ll start the ball rolling with “Trainwrecks Are Us.” Or, considering her relationship with that whack job disc jockey, “Muff Diving for Idiots.” Come on, let’s see some creativity out there!

Stop making fun of me.

Superficial writer,

Your comments have always been hit or miss with me. However, nothing has amde me laugh so loud as to endanger my job security as when I read “and then I sucked his dick” in what I imagine is Lindsay Lohan’s voice.

HOW THAT BLACK MAN GET SUCH A WHITE HAND?

What’s the book called? Everything you need to know about Crack but were afraid to ask?

Ditto to #26.
I spit water all over my monitor when I read that.
Perfect.

My, what big pupils she has in photo #5 where she is sitting in the car and there is a no smoking sign.

Ok. I went to school with the guy in the photo. Weird.

the title of this book: how to become a A-lister to a Z-lister by lohan

Duz anyone think she can rite adiquate?

she’s probably writing a “How to” book.
“How to become a fake lesbian and flush a career down the toilet while sucking cock for coke” – I see it having lots of pictures.

That guy’s pupils are hugely dilated in picture 5.

@8 Yeah, you’re not religious.

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Wow, you’re really stupid…

Re: #8. Cristin …

OK, gang, we finally got rid of that stupid cunt Cristin. Now we can REALLY cut loose!

BTW, I got an advanced copy of Lindsay’s book. And I quote: “See Spot. See Spot run. See Jane. See Jane run. See Dick. Suck Dick, then swallow.”

Her mouth is all clenched up in the first picture, too…grindgrindgrind

Her book will sell, that’s all that matters really. Someone will probably heavily edit it so that most of it isn’t even written by her most likely.

Wonder if her book will require you to color inside the lines………..

A book should provide her a nice flat surface to cut lines of coke on.

This thread is infinitely better than any book that has been could possibly cook up.

Is that some weird photoshop? It looks like she is coming out of that guy’s chest.

He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship.

I must say this is a great article i enjoyed reading it keep the good work.

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I hope my kid does a book report on this. He’s a little bastard, always trying to look so good for school pictures.

but don’t expect more than three “FULL” pages, folks!!

@15 You do see the irony in calling your own kid a bastard, right?

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