Lindsay Lohan’s writing a book

Because hers is the face of wisdom, Lindsay Lohan will soon bless the world with her words. Via E! News:

“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”

I can’t even imagine the insights of a book where every chapter ends with “And then I sucked his dick.” I’m pretty sure the entire literary world just put their pens down and realized there’s no way they can compete with that. Except for Dan Brown who’s feeling confident about his latest murder mystery. (Spoiler Alert: Moses is gay and a Freemason!)

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