Lindsay Lohan’s warrant has been dismissed today after her lawyer provided a Beverly Hills judge with proof the actress is enrolled in alcohol education classes. People reports:
“The warrant is quashed and set aside,” Judge Marsha Revel said. “I’ve seen additional proof … that Lohan has been compliant with [her] program. There is no indication of dirty [drug] tests.” The judge also ordered that Lohan show new proof of enrollment by April 3.
“This was all much to do about nothing,” Lohan’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said following the hearing Monday. “[Lohan] has satisfied all the conditions of her probation, and I have every expectation that she’ll successfully complete those terms.”
Well, now that that’s out of the way; Hollywood, you’re free to pursue Lindsay Lohan for acting work again. Let the offers begin! – - Don’t hold back. Just fire away.
Anyone?
*crickets*
Samantha Ronson | March 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm
FIRST you jealous stinking blistered anuses
Kelley | March 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
The lines on her forehead are schoking for an early-20′s chick, let me tell you … Red Bull, blow and cigarettes, yep :)
Rachel | March 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Her lawyer showed the judge a picture of Ronson naked and he told Lindsay she was free to do all the drugs and alcohol she needed.
Kelley | March 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Shocking, that is. Sp.
??Re6el?? | March 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Who cares…at least shes lacking the propensity that KK has….
GuyHolly | March 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm
What with all the Lohan posts Fish? Nest you will be telling us when she takes a dump. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
GuyHolly | March 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm
What with all the Lohan posts Fish? Next you will be telling us when she takes a dump. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
GuyHolly | March 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Look it fised my typo. Stupid double posting.
Jrz | March 16, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Now if we could just do something about the leggings.
Gil | March 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I like all the stories about Lindsay! I’m wondering, today, if she has any pimples on her ass (the leggings, you know), and if so, is Samantha planning to suck the puss out of them.
Lowlands | March 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Boo! So what’s next? An healthy meal?
Deacon Jones | March 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm
next.
Foe Drya | March 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Sphucksters Blowhands micocks. Phlohands Cawksawcka.
Translation: Lohan is still hot. I’d tap that ass any given time.
RichPort's Ghost | March 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Unless she gets thrown into the gorilla tank at the San Diego Zoo and is sexually assaulted by packs of grunting male silverbacks, in front of a live audience of thousands, I could give a rat’s ass.
GuyHolly | March 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm
#14 that’s on redtube.com right now.
Sauron | March 16, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Holy crap! They are both walking skeletons! This doesn’t look healthy to me. . .
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Lowlands | March 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm
It’s good to see Lindsay Lohan smiling! A great smile is from the heart,hope she’s able to show these smiles in the future as well!
Matthew | March 16, 2009 at 3:42 pm
my best bet dina “party mom”Lohan got her off
PunkA | March 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I would have loved the heading much more if it said “Lindsay Lohan’s head quashed”…
ringostarr | March 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Her hands are purple! She looks like she could die at any moment… This girl needs to be taken away from LA-LA-land and put into some drug free seclusion before she’s dead.
Lana | March 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I wish I looked like LiLo! (no joke.)
Valerie | March 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Damn I wonder how much she pays for clean, fresh piss?
Mr Sticky | March 16, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I like a girl with nicotine stains on her fingers. Or maybe she got a little poo on her finger when she wiped? Either way is fine, cuz I like that too! I wanna lay my cock across the lines on her forehead like a frank on a grill. I wanna wipe Sams ass with Lidsays face, while I snort half of Peru. Coke makes me like shit-sex. Especially with two Hollywood skeletons under my complete control.
josh | March 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm
i work in a mental hospital in california, and i hope she winds up there soon so i can fuck her brains out and get away with it.
micro sd card | May 6, 2010 at 9:35 am
I like all the stories about Lindsay! I wonder, today, if you have any pimples. so if, Samantha is planning to absorb never out of them.