Lindsay Lohan’s vagina gets busted

September 6th, 2006 // 89 Comments
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As much as everybody wanted to believe these shots were real, the original picture has finally been leaked. It would’ve been more convincing had the Photoshopper actually seen a vagina before instead of just mindlessly painting in what he thought they looked like from his memory of seventh grade health class. Anyways here you have it. The five hour whirlwind of lies and deceit is over and we can finally put this case to rest.

And by the way today is the official Lindsay Lohan day. Didn’t you know? If you don’t talk about her at least six times in six hours the government will arrest you for being a spy. True story.


  1. James

    I don’t wanna see that!!!!!! She sortof looks like my cousin I never talk to.

  2. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    50. I beg to differ – Lindsay does indeed wear big granny knickers – checks it out:

    http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/lindsay_lohan_still_filming_po.html

    That one’s for free cos it’s Lindsay Lohan Appreciation Day, just like everyday here on the Superficial.

  3. PrincessSam

    K ewww, i think the pictures looked better before the originals, the originals make her look like she has a penis!

  4. PLEASE NO MORE LINDSAY LOHAN!! It’s killing me and it is soooo boring. She’s a crappy singer and actress so why should we care? Especially about her bikinis and bush or lack thereof? I don’t!!!!!

  5. PLEASE NO MORE LINDSAY LOHAN!! It’s killing me and it is soooo boring. She’s a crappy singer and actress so why should we care? Especially about her bikinis and bush or lack thereof? I don’t!!!!!

  6. MiamiJoe

    Pink panties with a green dress?
    What’s up with that?

  7. Lindsay Lohan is blowing the superficial guy.

    I have pictures. Not necessarily of the superifical guy getting blown by Lohan.

    E-mail me.

  8. A POS

    The panties are fake, but the rest is a complete cunt.

  9. KelKel

    FIRECROTCH!

  10. dilate

    This is crap! Those undies are about as real as her boobies!!

    Superficial Guy, you’re a lame ass!

  11. corpsepose

    it actually turns out that this is the fake.

    whether the original was fake too i dont know. but this picture is a photoshopped version of the original vagina slip.

    i made a diagram.
    http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c168/jimmmm_/lohan.jpg

  12. dilate

    Thank you corpsepose for posting the obvious! Now maybe the Superficial dumbass will get it and rectilfy the situation on the front page.

  13. corpsepose

    yeah, i mean. its not like i really care about lindsay lohan’s nethers. but thats so underhanded, that someone photoshops panties to help her save face. she went commando, and paid the price. youd think shed learn from paris hilton.

  14. dilate

    No shitoli, man. What shits me the most is Superficial Guys comment. People are reading that and believing it. The world needs to know that she IS the trailer trash skank we all think she is.

  15. i am your enemy

    Oh dear, someone forgot about the image info when they were photoshopping panties on.

    http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/179/fakesp6.jpg

  16. RichPort

    Why couldn’t someone Photoshop a decapitated Lohan getting off the boat? I mean, I know that’s fucking morbid and realistically impossible, but set your goals higher people!

  17. deborah

    eww…verpppp….mmmm….I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  18. Vaggy33

    MAN FUCKING GINA

  19. Assassin17

    Extra fell for it!? I was watching Extra yesterday (something I do religiously .. really :/), and they mentioned that Linsey made an “X-rated mistake” and “forgot to wear something”, then showed this picture with her region blurred out and some blue “X” over it. I doubt they’d bother if they thought it was just undies.

    That’s just more proof that the entire world will soon be getting its news from here.

  20. corpsepose

    no assassin, its more like the superficial fell for it. the validity of the vagina is still in question. but the panty picture which supposedly debunks it is in no way an original, and the underwear was photoshopped over the original funny looking vagina.

    so extra is more right at this point.

    http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c168/jimmmm_/lohan.jpg

  21. courtkneeyo

    is that a penis i see? i think so..

  22. corpsepose

    theres official confirmation from the original photographer that the vagina is real. debate is over.

  23. ppp

    These pix were lifted from our agency, the nude image is real. The photographer who took it isn’t a pap but an event snapper. We received the image as a non-excl set so in Europe you will see more of the same but from a slightly diff angle from other snappers. Boring comment but it’s the truth. Trust me I had to see the vag close up….

  24. hmm, the other pics didn

  25. herbiefrog

    personally i preferred the vulva shots, the other thing looks like some sort of growth…

    …anyway did we have a point? oh yes :))

    The 20-year-old says, “For people of my generation, I think it’s important to bring awareness of a great leader. I feel I have always been somewhat politically engaged.
    “I strongly encourage people of my age and generation to have a say and to vote, and to involve themselves in what’s going on in the world, because they are living in it.
    “I’ve always been like that but I keep it to myself. It’s safer that way.”

    hey babe…

    you obviously have no idea whatsoever
    so…
    keep it to yourself

    …we’ll all be
    …safer
    …that way :)

    next…

  26. blue_star

    53… that explains the 7 foot clitoris comment.

    62 how could you look at that long enough to make a diagram without vomiting?

    as for 66… what in the hell?! that does NOT look like female parts.

  27. Doppelganger

    CAMEL TOE…

    I bet you she could fly away with huge coochie lips like that. Like a giant pink bat.

  28. Doppelganger

    And her “vagina” is sticking out beyond her legs. Thats gross.
    Is that normal for a girl?

  29. bethiecow

    Holy heck, she has a package.

  30. bassasaurusrex

    uh…this pic is the photoshop job planted by her handlers. Another site had the photographer’s original EXIF data that proves it was a legit crotch shot.

    I mean, the color of the guys shirt matches the color of her panties for christ’s sake. Clone stamp anyone?

  31. Claude Balz

    I can actually smell shrimpboat sitting at my desk.

  32. player

    just listen to Howard Stern today even him said that it fake

  33. player

    just listen to Howard Stern even him said that it fake

  34. killeristic

    she needs to know what are panties for.

  35. lol, yeah, when you really look at it…it doesn’t look like a vag

  36. TheHeadBitch

    yeah she really does,and so does britney spears!FREE PARIS!

  37. The pic is FAKE !! (100% sure)

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